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Swish McSwag

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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 21/09/2025
Tom Homan, who was later named President Trump’s border chief, was recorded in September 2024 accepting a bag with $50,000 in cash in an undercover FBI investigation, according to people familiar with the case, which was later closed by Trump administration officials.
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Trump Justice Dept. Closed Investigation Into Tom Homan for Accepting Bag of Cash
Mr. Homan came under scrutiny after he was said to be recorded last year taking $50,000 in cash from undercover F.B.I. agents.
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Chuck Schumer @schumer.senate.gov · 19/09/2025
What Trump said is a fucking outrage. It’s against democracy. If Donald Trump has his way on this, our democracy is over.
A headline from USA Today reads: "Trump suggests FCC should consider revoking licenses over negative coverage of him"
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Swish McSwag @swishmcswag.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Social media should have a "keep tabs on" option so you can see the posts of someone you hate without being their follower
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Swish McSwag @swishmcswag.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Why was Al Gores 2000 campaign not explicitly Clinton without the sex scandal?
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Swish McSwag @swishmcswag.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
I enjoy using Google maps on Microsoft edge. I feel like a king with two competing families groveling for more influence for their competing families
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Swish McSwag @swishmcswag.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Uncapitalizing the name of a corporation so she doesn't think im a narc
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Swish McSwag @swishmcswag.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Asking the 80 year old immigrant lady at the airport sandwich counter which sandwich has the best macros
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Swish McSwag @swishmcswag.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
An espresso is the best drink when in an airport. No superfluous liquid
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Swish McSwag @swishmcswag.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Zz top is for women who smoke while pregnant
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 28/07/2025
Oblivion NPC voice: "They say he has a quintessential boyfriend dick. But you didn't hear it from me."
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Swish McSwag @swishmcswag.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Shitposting on bluesky is like being a class clown in the most try hard AP class
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Swish McSwag @swishmcswag.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Bill DeBlasio is the compromise candidate the big apple needs
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Swish McSwag @swishmcswag.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
The NFL really had a master stroke of genius in 17 games. You knew the people were going to demand an even number and you know for damn sure Goodell wasn't going to go for some 16 game bullshit
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Swish McSwag @swishmcswag.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Nick Adams shitposted his way to become an ambassador
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Swish McSwag @swishmcswag.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Feels goon inc.
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Swish McSwag @swishmcswag.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
A thumbs up reply is how alpha males communicate via text. It's the equivalent of a short but strong nod
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Fuck this shit. I'm throwing on some Paramore.
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Swish McSwag @swishmcswag.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Being in management has made me feel joining the dark side more than any star wars video game could hope to
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Swish McSwag @swishmcswag.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Most of your problems would be solved if you had a 40 inch vert
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Swish McSwag @swishmcswag.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Pilots in ww2 would name their planes shit like the lucky pussy
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Jonathan Ladd @jonathanmladd.com · 30/05/2025
An absolutely killer column from David Brooks today. In the old days, this would be one to post on your fridge. If you are a political junkie, it's essential to recognize that if you read some columnists for decades, some will get worse and some much better. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/29/o...
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Swish McSwag @swishmcswag.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Being a Disney adult is possibly the tastiest thing you can do. DINK money and you choose to go to Disney multiple times per year and never anywhere interesting?
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Swish McSwag @swishmcswag.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Every Euro beverage is called something like Jämicrani. It is licorice and orange flavored and 9.5% alcohol
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Swish McSwag @swishmcswag.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Companies have some much data on me but still haven't grasped that I only speak English.
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Swish McSwag @swishmcswag.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
I actually love Belilchick dating a 24 year old. It's so obviously transactional
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Swish McSwag @swishmcswag.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
It sucks that Kid Rock is in town the same day as my child custody hearing
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Swish McSwag @swishmcswag.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Personally I find low income white girl eyes very beautiful
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Swish McSwag @swishmcswag.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
My single strongest conviction is that Chris Pratt has no place being a leading man. Supporting cast, acceptable. Comic relief, I will be in attendance. However, I will pass the box office if he has top billing
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Swish McSwag @swishmcswag.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Targeted advertising isn't real I just happen to be the main character so there are ads about things I am thinking about
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
This is blood-boiling. Charles Rogers was awarded the Medal of Honor in Vietnam after being wounded three times leading the defense of a position. Google his name and the entry below comes up. When you click, you'll see the page has been deleted and the URL changed to include "DEI medal."
Wikipedia image of Major General (Ret.) Charles C. RogersDefense.gov google return: Medal of Honor Monday: Army Maj. Gen. Charles Calvin Rogers Defense.gov
404 - Page Not Foundhttps://www.defense.gov/News/Feature-Stories/Story/Article/2824721/deimedal-of-honor-monday-army-maj-gen-charles-calvin-rogers/
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Swish McSwag @swishmcswag.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Is the cure to man loneliness building a dump truck ass?
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Swish McSwag @swishmcswag.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Whoever wrote this in the wikipedia entry for a dive bar bought a lie from the sketchiest bartender ever
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Swish McSwag @swishmcswag.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
How i feel when I spot the big dipper
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Swish McSwag @swishmcswag.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
If you enjoyed the new captain America movie that's fine but I'm going to assume you also would be entertained by shiny keys jingling
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Swish McSwag @swishmcswag.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
One reason why I want a multi party syestem in the US is that i want to see what eldritch horror would win in Mississippi
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Swish McSwag @swishmcswag.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Got recommend an album that is just a remastered version of an album I have already listened to excellent work Spotify no notes
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