Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 11/10/2026“It will be narrated by a horse…”? Ummmm… oookkaaaaay. 010
Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 11/10/2026It’s a different, yet probably just as odious, Tom Waterhouse. 020
Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Not Barnesy too! Woke-ing class man now if you ask me. 🙃😜 100
Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Adam Faith - “Channel 5 is all shit, isn't it? Christ, the crap they put on there. It's a waste of space.” 000
Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 09/10/2026static.klipy.comKevin Bacon Scared in TremorsALT: Kevin Bacon Scared in Tremors 030
Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I got happy snaps of my esophagus but only a “recording unavailable” where photos should have been for the other end. Bummer. 000
Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 07/10/2026So the mining council mouthpiece reckons what other countries do with coal we sell them is their problem? Is she aware those countries are on the same planet as us? FFS. #auspol #nonewcoal 041
Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The protest at Land Forces “descended into violence” did it James Glenday? The whole fucken thing is about violence FFS. #auspol #newsbreakfast 011
Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I was going to do my traditional Sunday evening self-flagellation, watching #Insiders, but then I saw this triumvirate of twattery & no. Just. No. #FuckNo 000
Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Nice to know my local MP is profiting from that. She also seems to go to the MCG a lot. 011
Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 03/10/2026How many people in Africa died because of their “work”? Fuck that guy. 1120
Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I really hope Shoebridge IS judging people, whether Jewish or not, on their stance on what’s happening in Gaza. I’d be upset if he wasn’t. 000
Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Um. No. Fuck off. The players don’t deserve fucking shit from me. #afl 010
Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Sometimes, all you need is someone to hold your hand and say “prrrrrr”. #cats 020
Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 01/10/2026If that’s your best and fairest you’re kinda fucked. #afl 000
Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 29/09/202624 milk crates = a bed base. In the early 90s cops in Brisbane would raid someone you knew’s house every other week. If they couldn’t find anything else they would always get you on stolen property for milk crates. 000
Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Fuck you RBA. Fuck you very much. #rba #auspol 031
Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 28/09/2026“Can I do anything afterwards?” is such a major thing that is not thought/spoken of enough. 1260
Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 28/09/2026That “rugbalig” guy always makes me think of the oily Elvis from the peanut butter ad. The very epitome of slimy. 010
Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 28/09/2026That’ll be fun for the yanks to figure out. “We want to dismantle the ICC, but AFTER they prosecute Erdogan. Oh and any warrants for anyone who may be from, say Israel, are still invalid.” 110
Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 27/09/2026No, despite the fact there are few who are more right than him. 051
Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 26/09/2026AI slop based on a meme she stole from someone else she fails to credit while unnecessarily pointing out it’s not really stealing anyway. She’s quite something. 070
Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Will Ashcroft doesn’t look like he’s been for a run let alone won a granny. #aflgf 010
Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Do any of the delivery services do new hearts? Mines a bit dicky. #aflgf 110
Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 26/09/2026As a Lions supporter I was stoked that if we lost Freo would win. Really sad for them this year but reckon they’ll be in it again for a while to come. 010
Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Maybe if the ads are just for Channel 7 they can get fucked during the final? #aflgf 050
Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Those heart attacks suck but the next stroke makes him forget all about them. 110
Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Can you make it high for savings and low for loans? Asking for me. 120
Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Kinda jarring hearing The Wiggles do product placement on ABC breakfast television. Toyota Hilux Big Red Car isn’t quite as snappy. #TheWiggles #afl 001
Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Peter V’landys is a slimey fucker. Saying spending $1m on grass roots “rug-balig” (whatever that is) is better than spending it on 11min of music is admitting you were willing to spend $1m on 11min of music & fuck grass roots “rug-balig” (whatever that is). 000
Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 22/09/2026So, the NRL want Tones and I to do the same song she did at the AFL granny 7 fucking years ago? Seriously? No wonder she told them where to stick it. #nrl 100
Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 22/09/2026So they’ve got the gambling guy officiating the final hey? Nice one. #afl 000
Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 22/09/2026He even quotes Shakespeare in Bane’s voice on one of the tracks. 100
Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 22/09/2026As Frankie Pulitzer.youtu.beCzarface Meets Frankie Pulitzer - "Mad Technology" feat. Method Man (Official Music Video)YouTube video by CZARFACE 100