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Swilly 🇵🇸

@swilly13.bsky.social
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Owned by Dotti and Dash (aka the A-Team - for those Morse nerds out there!) Neurospicy (x2). Very much against genocide and would appreciate anyone who isn’t jogging on, no pleases, no thanks.

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Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 6h
I’m a hopeless ambivalist.
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Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
“It will be narrated by a horse…”? Ummmm… oookkaaaaay.
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Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It’s a different, yet probably just as odious, Tom Waterhouse.
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Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Yeah. I was joking.
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Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Not Barnesy too! Woke-ing class man now if you ask me. 🙃😜
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Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Adam Faith - “Channel 5 is all shit, isn't it? Christ, the crap they put on there. It's a waste of space.”
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Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Only if they have magnets in them.
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Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Kevin Bacon Scared in Tremors
ALT: Kevin Bacon Scared in Tremors
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Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I got happy snaps of my esophagus but only a “recording unavailable” where photos should have been for the other end. Bummer.
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Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I bet you had words for them.
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Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So the mining council mouthpiece reckons what other countries do with coal we sell them is their problem? Is she aware those countries are on the same planet as us? FFS. #auspol #nonewcoal
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Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Good luck with that.
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Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The protest at Land Forces “descended into violence” did it James Glenday? The whole fucken thing is about violence FFS. #auspol #newsbreakfast
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Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s too old for this shit.
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Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I was going to do my traditional Sunday evening self-flagellation, watching #Insiders, but then I saw this triumvirate of twattery & no. Just. No. #FuckNo
There’s not much point to this but it’s a picture of 3 bloviating buffoons, each more self-important than the last.
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Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My MP being one of those shareholders. Weird.
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Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nice to know my local MP is profiting from that. She also seems to go to the MCG a lot.
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Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
How many people in Africa died because of their “work”? Fuck that guy.
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Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ask Grohl how he feels about AIDS/HIV these days.
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Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I really hope Shoebridge IS judging people, whether Jewish or not, on their stance on what’s happening in Gaza. I’d be upset if he wasn’t.
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Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Um. No. Fuck off. The players don’t deserve fucking shit from me. #afl
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Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sometimes, all you need is someone to hold your hand and say “prrrrrr”. #cats
One of the cuddliest cats holding his human’s hand.
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Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If that’s your best and fairest you’re kinda fucked. #afl
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Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No, Emma, Dave Hughes is not normal. #newsbreakfast
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Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
24 milk crates = a bed base. In the early 90s cops in Brisbane would raid someone you knew’s house every other week. If they couldn’t find anything else they would always get you on stolen property for milk crates.
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Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Fuck you RBA. Fuck you very much. #rba #auspol
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Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“Can I do anything afterwards?” is such a major thing that is not thought/spoken of enough.
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Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That “rugbalig” guy always makes me think of the oily Elvis from the peanut butter ad. The very epitome of slimy.
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Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That’ll be fun for the yanks to figure out. “We want to dismantle the ICC, but AFTER they prosecute Erdogan. Oh and any warrants for anyone who may be from, say Israel, are still invalid.”
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Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No, despite the fact there are few who are more right than him.
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Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What’s your favourite GIF and why is it this one?
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Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
AI slop based on a meme she stole from someone else she fails to credit while unnecessarily pointing out it’s not really stealing anyway. She’s quite something.
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Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Will Ashcroft doesn’t look like he’s been for a run let alone won a granny. #aflgf
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Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What a curious combo. #aflgf
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Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Well said.
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Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Do any of the delivery services do new hearts? Mines a bit dicky. #aflgf
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Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
As a Lions supporter I was stoked that if we lost Freo would win. Really sad for them this year but reckon they’ll be in it again for a while to come.
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Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What a game. #aflgf
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Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Maybe if the ads are just for Channel 7 they can get fucked during the final? #aflgf
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Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Those heart attacks suck but the next stroke makes him forget all about them.
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Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Can you make it high for savings and low for loans? Asking for me.
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Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Kinda jarring hearing The Wiggles do product placement on ABC breakfast television. Toyota Hilux Big Red Car isn’t quite as snappy. #TheWiggles #afl
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Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
As long as the youth weren’t Muslim hey Angry?
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Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
As long as the youth weren’t Muslim.
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Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Peter V’landys is a slimey fucker. Saying spending $1m on grass roots “rug-balig” (whatever that is) is better than spending it on 11min of music is admitting you were willing to spend $1m on 11min of music & fuck grass roots “rug-balig” (whatever that is).
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Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So, the NRL want Tones and I to do the same song she did at the AFL granny 7 fucking years ago? Seriously? No wonder she told them where to stick it. #nrl
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Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So they’ve got the gambling guy officiating the final hey? Nice one. #afl
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Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
He even quotes Shakespeare in Bane’s voice on one of the tracks.
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Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
As Frankie Pulitzer.
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Czarface Meets Frankie Pulitzer - "Mad Technology" feat. Method Man (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by CZARFACE
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