Sean Wilken KC @swilkenkc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Wigs don’t get any cheaper do they….? (Had mine stolen in Preston Crown Court and HK robes in open court even in commercial cases and am sitting 3 times in the next year - ergo new wig) 440
Sean Wilken KC @swilkenkc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026 Back in the UK. A somewhat interesting flight due to software failure. Still last night someone called me Sir Sean…. 130
Sean Wilken KC @swilkenkc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026There are times when jet lag absolutely kicks you in the head. Yesterday was one of them. Got into the hotel at 0100 - by time had faffed around it was 0300. Awake at 0500. I retired to bed at 2000. 031
Sean Wilken KC @swilkenkc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Time for the inevitable Dark Knight impersonation…. 000
Reposted by Sean Wilken KCSteve Rosenberg @bbcstever.bsky.social · 30/08/2026In this extended #ReadingRussia: Remembering Mikhail Gorbachev who died four years ago today. I read some of the new textbooks for Russian schools. And the petrol queues have made it into the joke pages of Russian newspapers. Plus, a long overdue spring clean.youtu.beI read some of the new textbooks for Russian schoolsYouTube video by Steve Rosenberg 1824656
Reposted by Sean Wilken KCCorrinaLeeB 🇨🇦 @corrina.sheshed.rocks · 26/08/2026🇨🇦 🎶Oh, we’re going to a trade war… They thought Canada would fold without a fight. Instead, we rally side by side🍁 Never mistake Canadian politeness for weakness. We can say “sorry” AND stand our ground🇨🇦 #CanadaStrong #ElbowsUp #SheShed 1972289751
Sean Wilken KC @swilkenkc.bsky.social · 25/08/2026@seanjones.org on the plane. My flight attendant also a Sean! 151
Sean Wilken KC @swilkenkc.bsky.social · 25/08/2026As a commercial practitioner, we don’t wear robes. So… blew dust off my silk stuff… made sure everything was ironed 142
Sean Wilken KC @swilkenkc.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Shopping done. Proper judicial kit now obtained… 231
Sean Wilken KC @swilkenkc.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I have been on a bands, stiff collar and studs buying trip. My god. The kit has got expensive. 030
Sean Wilken KC @swilkenkc.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Again. Don’t like to Harp on but anyone checked out the Russian connections to the human printer? 010
Sean Wilken KC @swilkenkc.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Other items of HK prep. When on an extended visit I read Le Carre’s Honourable Schoolboy. This time to sort of save trees it’s on Kindle. 010
Sean Wilken KC @swilkenkc.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Well, I have the judicial bundle whinge box ticked… 020
Sean Wilken KC @swilkenkc.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I hate to Harp on but there’s something deeply odd about someone writing mash notes to any president never mind this one… 000
Sean Wilken KC @swilkenkc.bsky.social · 18/08/2026A week today it’s a flight to HK for a month of High Court sitting 140
Sean Wilken KC @swilkenkc.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I see the cowardly catering cart crawler hiding from his flying inadequate bribe/decoy feels the need to prove his manliness by threatening to bomb an ally (Oman) while sending crony cover to invade another (Greenland) with illegal drilling kit. 130
Sean Wilken KC @swilkenkc.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Down to the last 3 trees for the winter coppice. As usual they are unexpectedly huge 141
Sean Wilken KC @swilkenkc.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Hey. Look it’s walk to us buffet… Have dived within about 10m to 30m of 100s of sharks. First time I went “o look a shark” (there is underwater dive speak for this) it went “meh”. After that we all went meh. 000
Sean Wilken KC @swilkenkc.bsky.social · 13/08/2026If a section of the NW Highlands is wiped out in a thermonuclear detonation - that’s me assembling a chest of drawers 140
Sean Wilken KC @swilkenkc.bsky.social · 13/08/2026How do you know that there is a solar eclipse in the NW Highlands? The clouds are darker and more threatening. That's it 040
Sean Wilken KC @swilkenkc.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Looking at a possible new Mac. Yay gods, the price. <Bleeds from eyes <hides in corner 330
Sean Wilken KC @swilkenkc.bsky.social · 11/08/2026“It’s a cold morning, Captain” “cold… and hard” And “I come before you to protest a grave injustice” Yup it’s double over the top cinema night… 010
Sean Wilken KC @swilkenkc.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Flight attendant on Istanbul - London flight to Purser “Sorry, 1A wants to be downgraded” Purser: ??? “As do 1C and F and all of rows 2 and 3” ???!????? “they all want to go to the very back of the plane” ????!?!?!???????! “They’ve found out we’ve smuggled Trump on board” 020
Sean Wilken KC @swilkenkc.bsky.social · 11/08/2026First Class Flyer Istanbul - London “what the heck is this disease, ketchup and fat ridden orange blancmange on my plate? I ordered Rump Steak?” “Sorry. Someone got the catering carts mixed up…” 010
Sean Wilken KC @swilkenkc.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Is the HP slavery thread just a bad case of someone being dobby’d in or have people lost their marbles or just throwing rocks? 120
Sean Wilken KC @swilkenkc.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Having finished the several thousand pages of the epic biography of Lincoln by Blumenthal which features a lot of the debates about ante-bellum slavery and repeated duelling threats from soon to be Confederates, I do hope the HP debate has covered that angle…. 010
Sean Wilken KC @swilkenkc.bsky.social · 09/08/2026It’s the 25th of the LoTR films which means we all came for the spectacle (some of us for the premieres) we stayed for the Rohirrim… I got a very sore backside due to riding Rohirrim horses 010
Sean Wilken KC @swilkenkc.bsky.social · 09/08/2026So… I was today years’ old when I learned that if a slug crawls into the miracle grow 4 in 1 that your dropped on the shed floor you find properly exploded slug remnants the following morning 330
Sean Wilken KC @swilkenkc.bsky.social · 08/08/2026TBF a solar eclipse is not rare in the NW Highlands this year but is called “dreich” or “it must be a day ending in y” 040
Sean Wilken KC @swilkenkc.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Those thinking of coming to the NW Highlands - you ain’t coming for the weather. We’ve had the summer (3 days of it). Looks like the autumn storms are here and the Atlantic has come onto land for its holidays. 120
Sean Wilken KC @swilkenkc.bsky.social · 03/08/2026In other news: jail is giving Andrew Tate an upset tummy. Which is a shame - after all he’s been making the rest of us vomit for years. 050
Sean Wilken KC @swilkenkc.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Or candidate to be top lawyer complies momentarily with the law but only because it serves his interests. 000
Sean Wilken KC @swilkenkc.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I assume Johnson also nicked off with the sofa that was v useful for finding cash down the back of. Because UK science could do with a few million in funding right now 000
Sean Wilken KC @swilkenkc.bsky.social · 03/08/2026This is basically my last supper dinner party guest list. All for a mere £2.8m 2113
Sean Wilken KC @swilkenkc.bsky.social · 02/08/2026As the Dachshund is in Cheshire it’s pine marten party time 2102
Sean Wilken KC @swilkenkc.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Richard Briers narrating Gardeners World. Ship me off to Dignitas… 150
Sean Wilken KC @swilkenkc.bsky.social · 01/08/2026O god. Old school Gardeners World it’s all single entendres “this bush needs a trim” “once again if you don’t look after it, this won’t grow and will get all mouldy” “unless this is moist, it’s of no use to anyone” “none of these are easy or will come quickly” 271
Sean Wilken KC @swilkenkc.bsky.social · 01/08/2026You know you have reached late middle age and in Scotland - when you find Scottish Gardeners World and they are doing winter prep 030
Sean Wilken KC @swilkenkc.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Superman is on. The midge are out so it’s time for “North Miss Tessmaker, north!” @seanjones.org 110
Sean Wilken KC @swilkenkc.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I have read my Bar Council email. Apparently “oracy” is a word now 121