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Tristan Moody

@swglasspit.bsky.social
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Professional destroyer (and sometimes designer and builder) of space hardware

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Tristan Moody @swglasspit.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Inventing a Rube Goldberg machine that uses hundreds of convoluted steps to commit ITAR violations
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Tristan Moody @swglasspit.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
This is based as fuck
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Tristan Moody @swglasspit.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Ah yes my handheld cordless drill can do 0.030" depth tolerance...
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Tristan Moody @swglasspit.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
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Tristan Moody @swglasspit.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
My cat plays fetch
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Tristan Moody @swglasspit.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
See why I left academia after (well actually just before but I came back to defend) my PhD
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Tristan Moody @swglasspit.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
The intrusive urge to take these egg dye tablets like pills just to see what would happen...
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Tristan Moody @swglasspit.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
It's about goddamn time some universities stepped up
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Talia al Ghoul 🏳️‍⚧️ @usili.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
This is what success for a heavy lift vehicle looks like.
NASA’s Space Launch System rocket carrying the Orion spacecraft launches on the Artemis I flight test, Wednesday, Nov. 16, 2022, from Launch Complex 39B at NASA’s Kennedy Space Center in Florida. NASA’s Artemis I mission is the first integrated flight test of the agency’s deep space exploration systems: the Orion spacecraft, Space Launch System (SLS) rocket, and ground systems. SLS and Orion launched at 1:47 a.m. EST, from Launch Pad 39B at the Kennedy Space Center. Photo Credit: (NASA/Joel Kowsky)NASA’s Space Launch System rocket carrying the Orion spacecraft launches on the Artemis I flight test, Wednesday, Nov. 16, 2022, from Launch Complex 39B at NASA’s Kennedy Space Center in Florida. NASA’s Artemis I mission is the first integrated flight test of the agency’s deep space exploration systems: the Orion spacecraft, Space Launch System (SLS) rocket, and ground systems. SLS and Orion launched at 1:47 a.m. EST, from Launch Pad 39B at the Kennedy Space Center.NASA’s Space Launch System rocket carrying the Orion spacecraft launches on the Artemis I flight test, Wednesday, Nov. 16, 2022, from Launch Complex 39B at NASA’s Kennedy Space Center in Florida. NASA’s Artemis I mission is the first integrated flight test of the agency’s deep space exploration systems: the Orion spacecraft, Space Launch System (SLS) rocket, and ground systems. SLS and Orion launched at 1:47 a.m. EST, from Launch Pad 39B at the Kennedy Space Center.
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Tristan Moody @swglasspit.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
A rocket that can't deliver a payload is worthless
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Tristan Moody @swglasspit.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Throwing a few M3 screws into your box of 4-40 screws just to feel something
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Tristan Moody @swglasspit.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Can somebody give Elon a tranquilizer already?
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You can call me Maggie. She/Her/FemiNazgûl @maggieliz.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Signal Boost: All U.S. federal government websites are already archived by the End of Term Web Archive Let people know, download your own copies. Don't let this digital book burn continue. #Feds #Health #WHO #CDC #AMA #USPHS #FDA #NIH #NCHS #PCORI
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All U.S. federal government websites are already archived by the End of Term Web Archive
Here's all the information you might need. Official website: https://eotarchive.org/ Wikipedia:...
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Teen Vogue @teenvogue.com · 23/01/2025
When a single billionaire can accumulate more money in 10 seconds than their employees make in one year, while workers struggle to meet the basic cost of rent and medicine, then yes, every billionaire really is a policy failure. Read our op-ed here ⤵️
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Billionaires Should Not Exist
Yes, every billionaire really is a policy failure.
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Space Koala @culpablemink.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I'll be real, not being an asshole to people who are different shouldn't get you sent to the Gulag.
Sheltering enemies of the state meme about DEINASA agency update
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Tristan Moody @swglasspit.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I just want to stress how important it is that you not send a flood of junk and false reports to both DEIATruth@opm.gov, cc'ing amanda.scales@opm.gov. The government has serious work to do and cannot afford to be distracted by a mountain of spam
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Tristan Moody @swglasspit.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Mass deportations and tariffs on our closest trading partners... You only thought groceries were expensive now
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
when u make a silly joke on this platform
5 panel comic

Panel 1: Pink guy saying: I just made a silly joke!

Panel 2: Pink guy turns to see a door swing open, revealing a Weird Greenish Guy in the doorway

Panels 3-5: Weird greenish guy begins to walk towards Pink Guy in a very creepy manner. He says: I’m Gonna take it SERIOUSLY

By panel 5 Weird Guy has Pink Guy in a death grip. He’s going to throttle him for having the audacity to tell a silly joke on social media
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Tristan Moody @swglasspit.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Growing blueberries, fishing without a license, and killing slimes with swords
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Tristan Moody @swglasspit.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
@reamjeff.bsky.social it's YOU!
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Tristan Moody @swglasspit.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
My cat plays fetch
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Rude Law Dog @esghound.com · 25/12/2024
Eric Berger has no qualms about outing private discord messages or putting random ULA employees on blast, but don't worry, he's protecting project 2025 authors who want to destroy NASA Berger is a mouthpiece for fascists
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Jim @jimmayjr.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
So the one Eric Berger will disclose (by image, not for name for some reason) is a space policy focal for the group who published Project 2025... Who are the other 4?!? It sounds like there is a major reason he won't disclose them and it should probably scare *everyone* in the industry.
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Tristan Moody @swglasspit.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
What is it with Christmas music and ending on M6 or 6/9 chords? Is a major 7th too spicy for you?
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
sesame street isn't supposed to make money. the post office isn't supposed to make money. not everything is supposed to MAKE MONEY
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Ann Aguirre @annaguirre.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
So when mass shootings of average people and school children occurs, it's all "there's nothing we can do, these things just happen" but when a CEO gets shot, we need a special hotline, new safety protocols, and to lock up housewives over frustrated phone conversations. Got it.
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Tristan Moody @swglasspit.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
At my daughter's nutcracker performance, Mother Ginger comes out and some little girl sitting about three rows behind me yells out "Wow, she must have eaten a lot of cupcakes!" 💀
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Tristan Moody @swglasspit.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
A lederhosen coin purse my grandmother used to have. The codpiece unsnaps to reveal something
A lederhosen coin purse made of tan leather with green trim. A codpiece is snapped to the front. Text on the hem says "Gruss aus Erlangen" - greetings from ErlangenThe codpiece unsnaps to reveal a cheeky joke: "sei nicht so neugierig" - don't be so nosy
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 10/12/2024
Cancelling $4T in taxes for 815 billionaires but not $1.7T in student debt for 40M Americans is the modern version of let them eat cake.
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Tristan Moody @swglasspit.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
It's the same level of loss as when NASA decided to ditch all the hard copies of its decades of technical reports and replace them with poorly scanned PDFs.
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Tristan Moody @swglasspit.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
The OG space tweeps on bluesky!
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Joseph Gruber @josephgruber.com · 28/11/2024
Alright, here's my first stab at an OG #SpaceTweeps list. OG, in this case, being before they switched to Socials (2011 and prior). Who am I missing? go.bsky.app/ADLzLpP
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Tristan Moody @swglasspit.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Amarillo smells like shit
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Tristan Moody @swglasspit.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Wat
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Tristan Moody @swglasspit.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
It's over, folks. My 6yo just said "what the sigma? What the skibidi toilet?" to me 😭
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Tristan Moody @swglasspit.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Hmmm
A speed limit sign where the number portion is blank
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Tristan Moody @swglasspit.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Elon musk reminds me a lot of the way I was in junior high...
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Tristan Moody @swglasspit.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Where's my drum corps bsky people at?
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Tristan Moody @swglasspit.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
@lavie.lv154.net 👋
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Tristan Moody @swglasspit.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
When you find a tiny little craft brewery a couple blocks from the dance studio your daughter is doing the nutcracker with
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Tristan Moody @swglasspit.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Throwback to that time during a quiet moment during the starliner launch countdown when I made myself an octuple-stuffed Oreo
An Oreo cookie with way too much frosting in the middle. Seriously, it's like a half inch thick with like a tablespoon of frosting. Do not recommend. It's too much.
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Tristan Moody @swglasspit.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
NGL, spitter's shittiness the last few months has really curtailed my desire to post
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 08/11/2024
I don't mean to be the Mr. Rogers of Bluesky (I say "fuck" too much for that), but I did want to say for the new folks it's okay to be sad about the former Twitter, and everything that was lost there. I was sad about it too when I finally left. It's a real place with real memories. I mourned a bit.
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
you guys reading between lines to find words which aren't there in order to make your assumption about the intent in a skeet jibe correctly with the witty retort you're about to make is not praxis
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Tristan Moody @swglasspit.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
Nextdoor today is 100% people posting ring videos of kids stealing entire bowls of candy and people commenting on those videos that it's wrong to post videos of kids
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Tristan Moody @swglasspit.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Hi
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Tristan Moody @swglasspit.bsky.social · 22/09/2024
Daughter's dance solo costume, WIP
A dance costume consisting of a white leotard with pink and lavender spandex mesh ruching criss-crossing the front
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Tristan Moody @swglasspit.bsky.social · 02/06/2024
Third shift and I are not friends 😫
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Tristan Moody @swglasspit.bsky.social · 21/05/2024
Kiddo is having his school's field day. Literally the only team to make any progress on this particular teamwork race is the one with all girls.
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