Matt @sweptink.bsky.social · 19hMy high school bf once made me watch a Tremors/Arachnophobia double feature. It was a bad night 111
Matt @sweptink.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I would savor this so delicately. Sipping from my spoon like a little baby mouse 130
Matt @sweptink.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Me, about to cum: From the deepest pit of the seven hells to the very pinnacle of the heavens, the world shall TREMBLE!!!!!! 1365
Matt @sweptink.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Will everyone still think I’m hot and sexy if I sound like Sid the sloth at the Halloween sex party 240
Matt @sweptink.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I need to get into homesteading but in a really sexy homosexual way. My brain wasn’t meant to handle modern stresses 180
Matt @sweptink.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I’d physically end a man’s life with my two bare hands for a pizza right now 270
Matt @sweptink.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I will be so, so happy when all the metal and plastic is out of my mouth 020
Matt @sweptink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Regaining feeling in my face is awesome theoretically until I can feel the Horrors 110
Matt @sweptink.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Guys on Hinge will be non political with a septum piercing… okay sure 020
Matt @sweptink.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Damn I truly am from the west coast I did not feel that earthquake at all 051
Reposted by MattThe Whorelight Archive @awkwardtrex.bsky.social · 28/09/2026We did the thing 🥰 @connawr.bsky.social 161648
Matt @sweptink.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If I make a typo it’s because my facial bones are still healing and you all have to live with it 040
Matt @sweptink.bsky.social · 27/09/2026We say “please protect our rights” and they here “I am never voting Dem” which is a huge self report 010
Reposted by MattEpicYurianger 🏳️🌈 🀄️ > GWF 2026 @epicurianger.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Well. #FFXIVart #Art 411219507
Matt @sweptink.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Entering every room saying “Be not afraid” because I shaved off all my facial hair for the first time since I could grow it out 050
Matt @sweptink.bsky.social · 26/09/2026This plastic splint on the roof of my mouth will not drive me insanestatic.klipy.comTrisha Paytas Meditating on TikTok LiveALT: Trisha Paytas Meditating on TikTok Live 000
Matt @sweptink.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Life really is just living from one tummy ache to the next 140
Matt @sweptink.bsky.social · 25/09/2026TPC REMAKE POKE PARK AND MY SOUL IS YOURSstatic.klipy.comKratos Yelling Ares Destroy My Enemies And My Life Is YoursALT: Kratos Yelling Ares Destroy My Enemies And My Life Is Yours 000
Matt @sweptink.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Sometimes you gamble in the soup DoorDash lottery and lose severely 010
Matt @sweptink.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Being on a liquid diet will make you do insane things for flavor 000
Matt @sweptink.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Doordashing 3 different soups from 2 different places… living life on the wild side 120
Matt @sweptink.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Go look at his most recent “joke” he made in a big group debate video 010
Matt @sweptink.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Gianmarco Sorsesi needs to get sucker punched in the fucking mouth 230
