Matt @sweptink.bsky.social · 1mI will be so, so happy when all the metal and plastic is out of my mouth 000
Matt @sweptink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Regaining feeling in my face is awesome theoretically until I can feel the Horrors 110
Matt @sweptink.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Guys on Hinge will be non political with a septum piercing… okay sure 020
Matt @sweptink.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Damn I truly am from the west coast I did not feel that earthquake at all 041
Reposted by MattThe Whorelight Archive @awkwardtrex.bsky.social · 28/09/2026We did the thing 🥰 @connawr.bsky.social 161598
Matt @sweptink.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If I make a typo it’s because my facial bones are still healing and you all have to live with it 040
Reposted by MattEpicYurianger 🏳️🌈 🀄️ > GWF 2026 @epicurianger.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Well. #FFXIVart #Art 411218508
Matt @sweptink.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Entering every room saying “Be not afraid” because I shaved off all my facial hair for the first time since I could grow it out 050
Matt @sweptink.bsky.social · 26/09/2026This plastic splint on the roof of my mouth will not drive me insanestatic.klipy.comTrisha Paytas Meditating on TikTok LiveALT: Trisha Paytas Meditating on TikTok Live 000
Matt @sweptink.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Life really is just living from one tummy ache to the next 140
Matt @sweptink.bsky.social · 25/09/2026TPC REMAKE POKE PARK AND MY SOUL IS YOURSstatic.klipy.comKratos Yelling Ares Destroy My Enemies And My Life Is YoursALT: Kratos Yelling Ares Destroy My Enemies And My Life Is Yours 000
Matt @sweptink.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Sometimes you gamble in the soup DoorDash lottery and lose severely 000
Matt @sweptink.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Doordashing 3 different soups from 2 different places… living life on the wild side 120
Matt @sweptink.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Gianmarco Sorsesi needs to get sucker punched in the fucking mouth 230
Matt @sweptink.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I have to let all my friends know that they can pee freely in front of me. It’s encouraged in fact 1141
Matt @sweptink.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Several friends getting married… maybe I need to stop giving the away the sausage for free and make people try the whole pig 040
Matt @sweptink.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I am going to single-handedly increase the width of the average Seattle man’s asshole once I don’t look and feel like a muppet 050
Matt @sweptink.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Really been feeling the older/younger sibling divide recently 120
Matt @sweptink.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Had the categorically most insane succession of nightmares and dreams in the span of like half an hour 030
Matt @sweptink.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Taking the oxycodone that, for some reason, revives your unabashed hate for the movie Skinimarink 001
Matt @sweptink.bsky.social · 19/09/2026They should invent a way to have gay sex while you’re in recovery from surgery 050
Reposted by MattArcheoGay @archeobrinck.bsky.social · 14/09/2026FUCK Ed Sheeran #FreePalestine 216714
Matt @sweptink.bsky.social · 12/09/2026The enjoyment of the average American Dad episode is strictly linked to the amount of weed you have smoked in your life since it came out 030
Matt @sweptink.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Waking up insanely horny but unwilling to do anything about it. Curious. 060
Matt @sweptink.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Management are the only ones who got Labor Day off in my office lmfao 160
Matt @sweptink.bsky.social · 20/08/2026All 7 of my roommates out of the house but no boys in my bed to screw, how sad 0121
