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Sarah the Goose Witch

@sweetcheetah.bsky.social
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Chicken tender & midtown Omaha gossip. Social worker & therapist. I knit & watch the Dodgers 💙

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Sarah the Goose Witch @sweetcheetah.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If they had to cancel the busses, OPS probably should have canceled school. My husband's flight was canceled so he was up, knew what was going on & drove her to Central, but kids aren't allowed to have the bus app so my daughter would have been on the corner waiting for her bus at 6:50 in vain.
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Sarah the Goose Witch @sweetcheetah.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Anybody have eyes on Saddlecreek? 👀 It's just down the hill from me but I'm not venturing out!
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Sarah the Goose Witch @sweetcheetah.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I just texted my husband (Cubs fan), "Do you see now why the Padres are so troublesome?" No response. He's awfully quiet in there 👀 That being said and despite the heat between the Dodgers and the Padres, I've always liked Tatis, and that was a nice HR
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Sarah the Goose Witch @sweetcheetah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I just donated to defeat my nemesis, maybe you want to do the same. I have to do something positive with all this rage in me. www.osbornforsenate.com
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Dan Osborn | Independent for U.S. Senate
Dan Osborn, a mechanic and Navy vet, is the Independent U.S. Senate candidate taking on multi-billionaire Senator Pete Ricketts in Nebraska—America’s most important Senate race.
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Sarah the Goose Witch @sweetcheetah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh my God. I had no idea that Ricketts pardoned a man convicted of a brutal rape. 🎁 www.nytimes.com/2026/09/29/u...
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A Tough Ad Reminds Nebraska Voters About a Brutal Crime and a Pardon
A group supporting Dan Osborn, the independent Senate candidate in Nebraska, is airing an ad attacking Senator Pete Ricketts, a Republican, for pardoning a man convicted of sexual assault.
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Sarah the Goose Witch @sweetcheetah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The problem is not that they don't understand consent it's that they don't care. We raise boys to think of women as objects, or at best, lesser beasts whose feelings don't matter. We raise them to be sociopaths. We reward sociopathic behavior. We like rapists. We elected one to be president.
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Sarah the Goose Witch @sweetcheetah.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bracket (finally) up! With a javelin in my ❤️‍🔥, Yoshi is the hottest Dodger again! 🔥 #bracketszn26 #Dodgers 💙💙💙 Donate here! fundraise.givesmart.com/vf/GoDodgers...
Bracket of hottest Dodgers players. Last 2 are Glasnow and Yoshinobu Yamamoto, w Yoshi winning
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Sarah the Goose Witch @sweetcheetah.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We Want to Tell You with Aiden and Elizabeth is playing now on the Beatles channel on Siriusxm. Aiden & Elizabeth are nonspeakers with autism using text to speech technology. I always enjoy their show; they have such an interesting perspective. Plus, Aiden is only 15! siriusxm.com/player/chann...
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The Beatles Channel | SiriusXM
The Fab Four, 24/8
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Sarah the Goose Witch @sweetcheetah.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Unpopular take: I stopped watching that show Weeds bc Nancy was so constantly annoying w that iced coffee straw so maybe if you want a job try to eliminate ways in which you might annoy or disgust or frighten others. Like don't play w a switchblade or cut your nails, either
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Sarah the Goose Witch @sweetcheetah.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You all thought I was joking when I told you all that if Dr. Teal had a cult I'd join it
Photo of a cardboard mailing box reading DR TEALS name and 3 blue bottles of Dr Teals relax and relief lotion
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Nifferama @nifferama.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is an *excellent* thing to have in your back pocket when you’re talking to narcissists/abusers who’ve gone to therapy. 
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Dirty D @akgrl33.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Happy Fall Ya’ll
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Spooky Sky-leton 💀 @gobigred.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ugh, saw a cybertruck on my way to drop the kids off this morning
A truck is hauling two porta potties
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Sarah the Goose Witch @sweetcheetah.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Now I have seen it all. I went out to tuck the hens in & saw that Bernadette, a mille fleur d'uccle, was sitting on the nest, which means that she is broody (again). I knew she would be sitting on eggs, so I put my hand under her & SHE HAD A BABY MOUSE UNDER HER (Earlier footage of Bernadette)
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Sarah the Goose Witch @sweetcheetah.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My husband, raised in Kokomo, Indiana, just disabused me of 2 things I assumed were near-universal or, at the very least, middle class midwest universal: 1. Red hot dogs 2. Yearly summer vacations at Minnesota lake resorts ⛵️🐟🌭
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Sarah the Goose Witch @sweetcheetah.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
First of the year! 🍂
Photo of fiestaware bowl full of chili and fritos and a cinnamon roll on a plate next to it
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Sarah the Goose Witch @sweetcheetah.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
STEPHEN. Hang onto your butts, it's a Seymour-Betts matchup?? Really
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Moe's Classic 'I.P. Freely' Crank Call
ALT: Moe's Classic 'I.P. Freely' Crank Call
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Sarah the Goose Witch @sweetcheetah.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Max with wings!
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Max Muncy Clapping and Smiling
ALT: Max Muncy Clapping and Smiling
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Sarah the Goose Witch @sweetcheetah.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Where's the show about Roku world bc that place is spooky 24/7 365 👻🤖🧟‍♀️🧛🏻‍♂️🦇🌜☄️🛸🌉🌋🐊
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Sarah the Goose Witch @sweetcheetah.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I just adore Miggy 💙 I'm going to miss him so much.
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Sarah the Goose Witch @sweetcheetah.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Dodger clinch the west! 💙💙💙
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Will Smith Dodgers Air Guitar
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Sarah the Goose Witch @sweetcheetah.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Solidarity w the Reds catcher. Hope the pickle juice helps 🙏🏻
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Sarah the Goose Witch @sweetcheetah.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What if I knitted The Garment What if I succumbed to its heft and splendor
Man wearing off knitted white turtleneck sack with fringe looking at himself in gilded mirrorWoman wearing knitted off white sack with fringe sitting contemplative in front of a fire
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Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D @drbourbonstein.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The "how much do you like dogs" chart we all needed.
A graph of Noem and Kash
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Sarah the Goose Witch @sweetcheetah.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Slow Horses ❤️
Gary Oldman as Jackson Lamb pictured in an ad with the text Slow Horses
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Sarah the Goose Witch @sweetcheetah.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I don't watch award shows, generally. When they start televised awards for social workers like me maybe I'll give a shit but you mean to tell me these ppl get paid as much as they do AND get awards? GTFO
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Sarah the Goose Witch @sweetcheetah.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I don't even have to know the story to come out & say I've never liked Ed Sheeran, nor have I ever listened to any of his songs. I never gave him a chance because because he looks like a giant dork
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Sarah the Goose Witch @sweetcheetah.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Cashier @ Saddlecreek & Center Walgreens: Lots of movie candy here! Me: Yeah, my oldest is coming over for dinner w the family & I always get everybody their favorite candy. Him: Ain't nothin wrong with that! And this is the kind of validation & comfort I have come to associate w my Walgreens ❤️
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Sarah the Goose Witch @sweetcheetah.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The Goose Witch got her aura photographed at the Edge of the Universe today. Let's just say, it went as you might expect for a Goose Witch, and there were orbs involved 🪩🧿📸
Photo of a fantastical café containing a black photo booth with a sign that reads Happy AuraPhoto of a lady w curly hair, glasses. Green, blue, indigo, purple, and white auras emanate from her head and a blue orb partially covers 3rd eye. 4 white orbs encircle her.
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Sarah the Goose Witch @sweetcheetah.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
What if the meaning of life Is simply to appreciate it ❤️🐔❤️
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Philip K. Dickhead @beastmstrgeneral.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It is worth pointing out that the working conditions at his hog farm led to the death of a teenager
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Sarah the Goose Witch @sweetcheetah.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Text: Fielder didn't know he'd need Douglas & Ressler-level training when he moved in with Holmes He basically got hugged by Ed Kemper
Photos of Holmes with wide eyes, Fielder looking like he realized he's been played, actor portraying Ed Kemper on Mindhunter, and the actors portraying Agents Ressler and Douglas looking smug and smilimg
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Sarah the Goose Witch @sweetcheetah.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Reminder from your therapist friend: September is the time to get those Happy Lites out! 🌞 (And take Vitamin D). The days are getting shorter & it's best to get ahead of SAD.
Photo of a happy light, bowl of yogurt, and cup of coffee
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Sarah the Goose Witch @sweetcheetah.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Well, I saw a ghost at Von Maur. A shadowy figure, between the piano and the escalator. I mainly saw the feet and legs, walking swiftly, almost running. Anyone who knows the history of the Omaha Von Maur knows why this is significant 💔
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Sarah the Goose Witch @sweetcheetah.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I got laid off on maternity leave from Mutual of Omaha. They were trying to fire everyone but my work was flawless so they were forced to lay me off. Little did they know I was planning to collect maternity leave then quit & move to California, anyway 😏
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Sarah the Goose Witch @sweetcheetah.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
BITCHIN ABOUT BOOKS Well, I've listened to ALL the Court of Thorns & Roses books & don't think I'll listen to any more. They're... OK. Basically, romance novels w fairies. Actually, I wish they were just fairy fantasies & that the cringe sex scenes were omitted bc her imagined world & plots are
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Sarah the Goose Witch @sweetcheetah.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
What did I say about Tommy Tanks?? 😇
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Sarah the Goose Witch @sweetcheetah.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"Tommy Edman is a saint but that was criminal!" 💙
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Sarah the Goose Witch @sweetcheetah.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Here to brag about how, after running out of my saline spray in Yosemite, I successfully crafted a neti pot out of Morton's salt, boiled water, and an empty Jinro Peach Soju bottle 🏆
Empty bottle of jinro Peach soju
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Sarah the Goose Witch @sweetcheetah.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The roly polys gave the Omaha away! Cadence & speed also matters tho. The most offended I've ever been was at a party in Minneapolis in 1994 & someone told me to "talk faster." I was like, I worked at West telemarketing bitch I talk perfect Omaha English In hindsight they were probably on crank
Dialect map of the US showing that I speak like someone from Omaha, Kansas, and DenverDialect map detailing that my use of the words roly poly, crawdad, pop, and catty corner gave me away
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Sarah the Goose Witch @sweetcheetah.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I go on vacation and this town collapses without me. THREE new sinkholes, Omaha?? Tres nuevos sumideros?¿!¡ 🕳 🕳 🕳 www.instagram.com/reel/Dc16PHP...
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Dr. Tessa Fisher @tessafisher.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Sure, let's stop testing for the one disease that has a 99.999% chance of an absolutely horrific death unless you receive prompt, pre-symptomatic treatment.
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Sarah the Goose Witch @sweetcheetah.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Sarah: <stops to take photo of smoking lounge in Vegas airport> Joel: <doesn't notice, keeps walking> Joel, moments later: You should tell me when you're stopping! Sarah: No, you should notice that my energy is absent. Joel: <speechless> Narrator: Tuesday was their 25th wedding anniversary 🥂
Photo of Barry's smoking lounge in Vegas airport, filled w slot machines
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Sarah the Goose Witch @sweetcheetah.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
DREAM: I took Mom into a white church. A procession of nuns wearing fur habits approached us, green fur w a little dark green stripe. The habits belled out & then back in at the bottom. A nun w a stern face handed me a pamphlet about their order. I said, "What are you, the Order of Grimace?" &
Uncle O'Grimacy
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Sarah the Goose Witch @sweetcheetah.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Friends, I am 99% sure that I heard an eagle chortle in the Tuolumne grove of giant sequoias today!!
A lady in a Charley Crockett shirt standing in the cut out of a giant Sequoia tree
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Sarah the Goose Witch @sweetcheetah.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Breakfast view from my balcony this morning 🌄
Photo of El Capitan at Yosemite
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Sarah the Goose Witch @sweetcheetah.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Some brutal truth at the airport in Fresno of all places
Book display of Fahrenheit 411 1984 the Handmaids Tale etc. The sign says, The Books that saw it coming
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Sarah the Goose Witch @sweetcheetah.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I am on a Southwest flight to Vegas and everyone is wearing red. Apparently, the Nebraska women's volleyball team is playing in Vegas! Even though I was at UNL for one of the back to back championships, I have never been GBR. But now I find myself changing my tune! ❤️
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Sarah the Goose Witch @sweetcheetah.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
KIOS is kicking off spooky season with an interview with my Uncle Matt, a historian with the Nebraska State Historical Society and his story about a prairie witch hunt! 🌽🧙🏼‍♀️ www.kios.org/show/profile...
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KIOS Profiles: Nebraska Witches?
We visit the Nebraska State Historical Society and learn about some small town witches, or so people thought.
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Sarah the Goose Witch @sweetcheetah.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
So I thought the eclipse was tomorrow! She surprised me when I walked out to move the car. So I stood and admired her for a while 🌘
Photo of an eclipsed moon
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