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Punished Sweeps

@sweepsmccool.bsky.social
225 followers 230 following 8.5K posts

I have 1 million hobbies, Master of Dungeons, love/hate relationship with the Jerksonville Jerkuars

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Punished Sweeps @sweepsmccool.bsky.social · 8m
PFFFFFF man this is embarrassing
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Punished Sweeps @sweepsmccool.bsky.social · 28m
It’s increasingly clear that college football rankings are stupid and don’t matter
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Punished Sweeps @sweepsmccool.bsky.social · 38m
Mizzou could not run for the rest of the game and be fine
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Punished Sweeps @sweepsmccool.bsky.social · 1h
Okay the commercial for the matchbox movie is actually good. The movie won’t be, but I love the effort
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Punished Sweeps @sweepsmccool.bsky.social · 1h
That was a BAD spot and a FAST whistle
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 8h
I worry in the next few years we're all going to have to have some patient, complicated conversations with older or less media-engaged relatives who see the le epic trump takedown posts but do not stuff like this about who Gavin Newsom Really Is
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Punished Sweeps @sweepsmccool.bsky.social · 6h
Zach Bryan I was unfamiliar with your game
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Punished Sweeps @sweepsmccool.bsky.social · 11h
She Tilly on my Norwood until I speak mandarin
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Punished Sweeps @sweepsmccool.bsky.social · 19h
Pitt can’t keep getting away with this
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Punished Sweeps @sweepsmccool.bsky.social · 19h
Penn state is getting blown out by whomst
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Punished Sweeps @sweepsmccool.bsky.social · 23h
Get this quirky girl on bake off out of my fucking face
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Punished Sweeps @sweepsmccool.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh yeah baby
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Punished Sweeps @sweepsmccool.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i'd rather listen to a piss drunk tony romo than jj watt teebeehaytch
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DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 02/10/2026
Farewell, Tony. Those two years when you tried were pretty good
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Punished Sweeps @sweepsmccool.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Going to put the next person who says games aren’t good anymore in a chokehold. Every game for the past month+ has been a banger
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Punished Sweeps @sweepsmccool.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My cup runneth over
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Punished Sweeps @sweepsmccool.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sinaymah
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Punished Sweeps @sweepsmccool.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Deshaun’s facial hair doesn’t make him look any less like a sex offender
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SLC Unc @dadshammdad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We should feed Kirk Herbstreit to his dog
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Punished Sweeps @sweepsmccool.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
*rodgers overthrows a wide open receiver* Kirk: yeah idk these receivers just can’t separate
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Straight up: As a woman in football, this sucks to listen to. This week in particular.
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Punished Sweeps @sweepsmccool.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lmao. Guy is such a loser
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Punished Sweeps @sweepsmccool.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This was one skein…, it’s going to cost so much for a giveaway lmao
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Punished Sweeps @sweepsmccool.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That’s such a weak roughing call lmao
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Punished Sweeps @sweepsmccool.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
now that i think about it, moria was kind of an inside job
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Punished Sweeps @sweepsmccool.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dressmaker is going to go quadrouple plat when it hits mobile/switch
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Punished Sweeps @sweepsmccool.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Learned everything he knew from Jalen Ramsey
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Punished Sweeps @sweepsmccool.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
PENGGGGGGGWIN
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Punished Sweeps @sweepsmccool.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Punished Sweeps @sweepsmccool.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
THE EXTRA POINT IS GOOD
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Punished Sweeps @sweepsmccool.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🤣 🫵 the Philadelphia flyers 🫵😂
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Punished Sweeps @sweepsmccool.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the hometown fans have turned on their beloved traffic cones!
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Punished Sweeps @sweepsmccool.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
holy shit the camera timing on that hit was INCREDIBLE
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Punished Sweeps @sweepsmccool.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
HEHEHEHEEEEE WE LOVE IT
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Punished Sweeps @sweepsmccool.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
POUR IT ONNNNN
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Dusty Evely 🎃 @dustyevely.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Kiss me outside Mike Tomlin’s Minecraft CVS
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Punished Sweeps @sweepsmccool.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Geno
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 01/10/2026
My man is “very conscious about the number of restrooms”
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Punished Sweeps @sweepsmccool.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Okay so Mike tomlin actually FILLED OUT all those buildings lmao
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Punished Sweeps @sweepsmccool.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
THE 60 MILLION DOLLAR MAAAAAN
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Punished Sweeps @sweepsmccool.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
NICK ROBBB congrats on that high hit on Crosby tho that was epic ccc
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Punished Sweeps @sweepsmccool.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Choo choo sid train coming through lmaoooo
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NHL (Bot) @notnhl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Season 21 of Sidney Crosby, Evgeni Malkin and Kris Letang together 💛 #NHLFaceOff 📺: /NHL_On_TNT & /streamonmax ➡️ www.hbomax.com
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Punished Sweeps @sweepsmccool.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Let’s go pensssss beat them greasy homophobes. Pull some hair if you have to
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Punished Sweeps @sweepsmccool.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most forgettable #1 pick of all time
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Punished Sweeps @sweepsmccool.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
To be fair social media in general is down on anything that isn’t an indie horror movie made in a garage
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I did not even know I needed this, but now it is the most important media event of my entire life 
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Punished Sweeps @sweepsmccool.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i need another new crochet hook because my new one is TOO BIG FOR THIS CHUNKY ASS YARN
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