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robert wagner @swedetrap.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

oh hey, someone finally realized Matt Mullenweg lost his mind and did something about it. i’m genuinely shocked.

robert wagner @swedetrap.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

The best part about these Ted Lasso ads is that they never let this dickhead speak in them. And for that, I am grateful.

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robert wagner @swedetrap.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

God created anal sex, blowjobs, BDSM, furries, and every other (so called) deviant sex taboo out there. God is woke AF. God gave humankind the knowledge to make dildos and lube. God is a pervert. And don't let Ricky Schroder or that dumb cunt from Growing Pains tell you any different.

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robert wagner @swedetrap.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

If you think about it, there are probably close to 100,000 better ways Oregon lawmakers could spend their time, that aren't taking free out of state trips to hear the sales pitches of bottom feeder trash like Google/Alphabet/Waymo. www.oregonlive.com/politics/202...

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Waymo wants Oregon officials to experience its Arizona robotaxis — on the company’s dime

Waymo’s efforts are the latest indication it’s pushing hard ahead of the next legislative session to enter the Oregon market.

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robert wagner @swedetrap.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

RIP Frank Beard. No one else played a straight 8-beat quite like him.

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robert wagner @swedetrap.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Why are we body shaming thin hollywood actors again? i thought we had moved past that.

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robert wagner @swedetrap.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

The nonsense YouTube/IG videos dissing Lars Ulrich's drumming skills are hilarious. Is he the greatest drummer ever? Not by a mile. But is it fair to compare yourself, drumming in your mom's basement, to a video of a 62-year old band marketing genius, a full 2 hours into a grueling concert? No.

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robert wagner @swedetrap.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Threads: brain dead algorithmic crap designed to engage me in political conversation. Twitter: brain dead right wing crap designed to engage me in political conversation. And bots. Bluesky: brain dead left wing crap designed to engage me in political conversation. Solution: read a book.

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robert wagner @swedetrap.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

I had no idea classic rock legends Boston had a new album! Clearly they aren’t aware either. music.apple.com/us/album/one...

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One More Night by Boston on Apple Music

Album · 2026 · 11 Songs

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robert wagner @swedetrap.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Dear bands. Next time you’re on tour and Good Charlotte opens for you (because dog shit never headlines) do music lovers a favor and slap those fucks.

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robert wagner @swedetrap.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Not to sound old or anything but I think the guitar solo died sometime during the 70s. Everything now is so ‘beedly-beedly-beedly’ vs melodic or interesting. Like listening to someone masturbate.

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robert wagner @swedetrap.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Nothing bores me as much as AI. • Not sitting in a waiting room • Not having no wi-fi • Not unskippable YouTube ads • Not the latest on Meghan Markle • Not doing the dishes • Not the 7th inning stretch • Not watching golf • Not politics • Not being stuck on hold • Not the Starbucks line Nothing.

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robert wagner @swedetrap.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

If you're an American with an "underlying condition," you should wake up and realize that this makes you something of a 2nd class citizen, at least in the eyes of government and media. Got sick? Died? Oh, well obviously you would have, YOU had an underlying condition.

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robert wagner @swedetrap.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

The studio control room is pretty much my happiest place on earth.

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robert wagner @swedetrap.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Remember that social app from a long time ago that would scrape all of your social feeds and put them into one app? I want that back. This bouncing between 7 different platforms is bullshit.

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robert wagner @swedetrap.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Again? Not at all surprised. Jared Leto is pure trash. If a dog attacked someone you’d put it down. For whatever reason, we aren’t allowed to do that when Hollywood trash and crap d-list emo rock stars attack women.

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robert wagner @swedetrap.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

That we are spending time and money grilling Anthony Fauci at a Senate hearing is absurd no matter how you look at it. Even if I were a flat earth, stolen election, covid-denying moron, what difference could any of this possibly make now? It’s been over for half a decade. Move on.

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robert wagner @swedetrap.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

The best part of YouTube is watching old recordings of live music. The worst part of YouTube is that it reminded me how often Paul Shaffer and his band would join the musical guests on Letterman. Ain’t no Paul in L7 ffs.

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robert wagner @swedetrap.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

You know you live in an emotionally distressed world when you open your browser and see "Jimothy" placing #1 in trending topics. Nothing says "I'm desperate for anything other than the stupid political scandal du jour" quite like a deformed raccoon dominating conversation.

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robert wagner @swedetrap.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Remember when we were supposed to panic because China would have better 5G internet than us? Remember when we were supposed to panic because China would have better phones than us? Remember when we were supposed to panic because China would have a better space program than us? Insert AI. Same.

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robert wagner @swedetrap.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Some people drop mics. I don't have that kind of budget. So, let's drop a trailer instead. Apple Podcasts: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p... Also on Spotify, but I don't send clicks to scammy, artist-hostile platforms. #podcast

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PDX Sucks

Improv Podcast · Updated Weekly · From the depths of an all-new multi-hundred dollar multimedia podcast bunker in the southeast corner of the city, the Portland Sucks podcast is returning later this S...

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robert wagner @swedetrap.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Sometimes I like to go to guitar Reddit and simply say “Paul Reed Smith,” just to watch chumps lose their minds. I don’t own a PRS but I’ve also been playing long enough to know that a fender is a gibson is a PRS and who cares?

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robert wagner @swedetrap.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

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PDX Sucks

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robert wagner @swedetrap.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

What is it with Portland teams and their interim coaches? To come back from the bottom and absolutely destroy Seattle is a pretty good pitch for a permanent job right? At least through the rest of the season.

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robert wagner @swedetrap.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

The only thing I miss about World Cup now that it's over (because let's face it, you already know who FIFA is going to give the trophy to) is Erling Haaland. The memes have slowed down, the YouTube and Instagram algorithms have moved on. It's truly sad to have to return to an Erlingless reality.

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robert wagner @swedetrap.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

As thrilling as the World Cup was there for a bit, I'm happy that it's over for me. Now that FIFA's favorite fuck baby is heading to the final match, I can blissfully ignore it again for 4 years and go do something else. Oh hey, MLS is starting back up this week. That works.

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robert wagner @swedetrap.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

RIP Sam Neill. If you've not seen it, I highly recommend In the Mouth of Madness. I think it's Mr. Neill's best work. Well, and obviously Jurassic Park 3 - the ONLY good Jurassic Park movie because there's all of 5 minutes of set up and then they get right to the dinosaurs eating people.

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robert wagner @swedetrap.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Strange. I can manage to despise a person and still not waste a day of my life dancing on their grave on social media. I mean, that’s pretty much what separates me from said dead person on the most base level.

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robert wagner @swedetrap.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

We found the old microphones. They still work. It’s coming. That’s all for now.

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robert wagner @swedetrap.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

oh my god. @foxsports.com.web.brid.gy can go ahead and fuck off with this messi propaganda bullshit. read the room. only halfwits think this shit isn’t fixed AF for argentina.

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robert wagner @swedetrap.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Fuck Claude. Fuck @anthropic.com. And fuck this stupid hard questions commercial.

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robert wagner @swedetrap.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

I sort of hope every soccer parent reads this and realizes what a toxic and classist shitshow American youth soccer clubs are. Here in PDX we have the Saints. A complete dumpster fire youth club of the lowest order. apple.news/Ay3SnFIUYRO-...

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This Nation Breaks Every Rule of U.S. Youth Sports—and Built a World Cup Monster — The Wall Street Journal

Norway’s Erling Haaland is one of soccer’s most fearsome and competitive stars. He grew up in a place where winning and losing hardly mattered.

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robert wagner @swedetrap.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Dearest @evernote.bsky.social your upgrade button doesn’t work. If you don’t intend to deliver the discount, don’t effing offer it. i’ve tapped this stupid button 100x and nothing.

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robert wagner @swedetrap.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

I don’t really go to bars anymore but I really do question whether or not there’s a “barmageddon” going on in Portland. Seems to me, as I walk down Division St., that there are just too many bars. Full stop. Some are gonna fold. apple.news/Arl5VRV8SRaS...

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Another Portland bar just closed. Why this might be a new ‘barmaggedon’ — OregonLive.com

This isn’t the first time Portland has gone through a “barmaggedon.” In 2024, Eater PDX used the term after a trio of LGBTQ+ nightlife venues called it quits. And Willamette Week did the same to in de...

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robert wagner @swedetrap.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

The USMNT had MUCH worse problems than a fracture in Pulisic’s leg. And yeah, I can still criticize his play against Belgium because it’s not like he went INTO the match with said fracture. But sure, get well soon, kid. A bench somewhere is waiting.

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robert wagner @swedetrap.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

VAR in World Cup has been hot garbage. Egypt should be enjoying a 2 goal lead right now because the ref didn’t make a call some 63 seconds earlier. So stupid. Yes it was a foul. No, we don’t need to go back in time and review everything. or if we do, then review EVERYTHING.

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robert wagner @swedetrap.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

A statement from his office said McConnell “continues to improve, and is working closely with his staff.” Dude has been gutter dog shit for decades. Why bother improving now?

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robert wagner @swedetrap.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

ESPN’s rating (scale of 10) of Pulisic’s performance yesterday. I think a 2 is very generous.

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robert wagner @swedetrap.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Bluesky feels somewhat like a failure. Maybe it’s just me but I was hoping for a normal spot like the old Twitter that wasn’t so caught up in pointless partisan bitching and more focused on the stuff that makes people interesting. If i wanted an echo chamber, I could’ve just stayed with X.

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robert wagner @swedetrap.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Yes, I bet $100 on France to win the whole thing but i sort of hoped they’d have to beat the US to get there. Oh well. Go France, i guess.

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robert wagner @swedetrap.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I figure i’ve seen about 40-50 Pulisic matches across quite a few teams. I’ve never once understood the hype. But hey, Hershey bars i guess?

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robert wagner @swedetrap.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Can someone wake the Scumbag President and tell him to stay the fuck out of sports? Thanks.

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robert wagner @swedetrap.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Why don’t the Argentina World Cup matches get played away from shit hole Miami? Gosh I wonder.

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robert wagner @swedetrap.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Peter Thiel's dick isn't big enough to fuck the worm hole left in RFK Jr's brain.

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robert wagner @swedetrap.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Sam Altman isn't interesting enough to warrant a biographical film. The story of a simple con man that convinced the world that a bloated plain english search engine has "intelligence" is boring. A film about the life and times of dog shit would be more compelling.

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robert wagner @swedetrap.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Portland government spent $78,000 to survey 300 people about whether or not the city should contribute to renovating Moda Center. The absurdity of how Portland spends money is why we should not.

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Meidas Sassy™ 🐬 @filosia.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Jamie Lee Curtis posted this on her Instagram ‼️ She says she'll personally try to keep her followers updated. Let's not lose the momentum. Keep talking about Jason Watson! #DOOR #WeThePeople #ImpeachConvictRemove #resist 👊🏼 @defendersofourrepublic.org

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