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Ted Plays Grey Star

@swbronze.bsky.social
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You may know me as "Bronze Age Star Wars" on Twitter. Now join me on Bluesky for some nostalgic fun as I play through the Lone Wolf gamebook series and the World of Lone Wolf spinoff!

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Ted Plays Grey Star @swbronze.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nicholson almost looks like a time-traveling TOS Klingon here!
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Ted Plays Grey Star @swbronze.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Roy the Boy gonna Roy
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Ted Plays Grey Star @swbronze.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"One of the darkest movies ever made," like I'm sure it's gonna be up there with A Serbian Film or something
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Ted Plays Grey Star @swbronze.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wearing his Exquisite Pajamas enhances his Signature Look of Superiority
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Ted Plays Grey Star @swbronze.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We don't talk enough about how this is one of the best issues of any superhero comic ever.
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Ted Plays Grey Star @swbronze.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You've never heard of K-smog and Batboy? Then you're living in a bubble and have probably never even flipped a grunt
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Ted Plays Grey Star @swbronze.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
These are people who never got busy in a Burger King bathroom
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Liana Kangas @lianakangas.com · 27/09/2026
I’m always being real… I don’t have anything to hide.
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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Folks, we're terribly sorry to announce that there was a LinkedIn spill that broke containment and leeched into Bluesky. While the spill is being handled, we ask that you refrain from discussions about synergy, hustle, paradigm shifts, and praise for grind culture. Thank you for your cooperation.
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Ted Plays Grey Star @swbronze.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"Steve Rogers, understanding that reference"
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Ted Plays Grey Star @swbronze.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Thank you, Tubi, for finally giving us the historically accurate Odyssey we've been clamoring for
A 2026 movie called "The Odyssey" on Tubi. Description reads "In a decaying world, warrior Alexander the Great battles three towering titans to reclaim his throne and defeat the ruthless Emperor Hannibal."
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Ted Plays Grey Star @swbronze.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Number 1 on the list of "Actors I Always Assumed Were British"
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John Jakala @jjakala.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
One thing modern comics always forget about Darkseid: he has horrible B.O.
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Ted Plays Grey Star @swbronze.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Last night on Netflix I watched the SCTV episode where they parody Ben Hur. John Candy is explicitly identified as Charlton Heston on the show, but he's actually doing an impression of Curly Howard, and it's hilarious.
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Ted Plays Grey Star @swbronze.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
80 years of not sanctioning buffoonery
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Chekov's gun? Um, I'm pretty sure he used a phaser.
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Ted Plays Grey Star @swbronze.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The premise could be that it's time to play the music and light the lights
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Ted Plays Grey Star @swbronze.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If you don't have Facebook friends who post Christian Baby Yoda AI slop, are you really even on Facebook?
Baby Yoda (a.k.a. Grogu from The Mandalorian) sitting at a desk writing with pen and paper with his hand on his heart as he says, "I have felt God's arms around me. I have heard God's words and I have seen God's work in my life, personally. No one will ever convince me that God isn't real. Amen."
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Ted Plays Grey Star @swbronze.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
A tale by Chris Claremont of Luke's days racing skyhoppers with Biggs and the gang on Tatooine, inspired by the deleted Tosche Station scenes from A New Hope and giving big "American Graffiti in Space" vibes.
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Ted Plays Grey Star @swbronze.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Just saw Gabrielle Union on TV advertising a drug for menopausal women
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Matt Damon: Ageing Transformation
Alt: Matt Damon aging into an old man in Saving Private Ryan
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 03/09/2026
Poster of Disney's The Three Musketeers, showing four musketeers. Below, screenshot of Patrick Stewart as Captain Picard, being told by his Cardassian captors that there are five lights, when in fact there are four.
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Ted Plays Grey Star @swbronze.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The most famous alum of Greendale Community College
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Ted Plays Grey Star @swbronze.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Buddy of mine I haven't seen in years goes through stints where he just texts me random memes and TikTok videos and shit, sometimes multiple times a day and I have no idea why he does this or how he expects me to respond.
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Ted Plays Grey Star @swbronze.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I guess I'm glad I didn't watch Picard Season 1 then.
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Ted Plays Grey Star @swbronze.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Could you imagine Netflix making 30 Rock, but for Netflix? Like a behind-the-scenes self-parody where half the jokes are about how much Netflix sucks? Could you imagine any media company making a show like that today?
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Ted Plays Grey Star @swbronze.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Bigger Country Bigger Head Todd and the Monsters Bigger Star Bigger Thief Mr. Bigger Reel Bigger Fish
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Ted Plays Grey Star @swbronze.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
"Orphan Black" is one of the best TV shows ever made.
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Tatiana Maslany: Orphan Black Clone Club
Alt: Tatiana Maslany: Orphan Black Clone Club
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Josh Taylor @joshtaylor.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I remember watching Star Trek as a kid and thinking: why do they still read physical books and have record players when it's all in computers? As an adult: I get it.
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Ted Plays Grey Star @swbronze.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
There's still time for Strange New Worlds to make Welshie canon
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Ted Plays Grey Star @swbronze.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The 1990 remaster of Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon
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Ted Plays Grey Star @swbronze.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The famous photo of the one guy who refused to wear a hat when Adolf Hatler and the Hatzi Party marched through Hatsburg
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Ted Plays Grey Star @swbronze.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Am I misremembering or did Pryde of the X-Men used to be on Disney+ at some point?
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Ted Plays Grey Star @swbronze.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
When I finished my first viewing of Children of Men, I immediately started it over and watched it all the way through again. Only movie I've ever done that for.
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Ted Plays Grey Star @swbronze.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I grew up in rural Appalachia. House on a dirt road. Neighbors on three sides were cows and on the fourth side was a mountain. This was the first time I ever remember watching a scene in a TV show or movie and thinking, "They don't have to say anything b/c I know exactly what they are feeling."
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The Star Wars Underworld @theswu.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
ONE WAY OUT! #RebelScumCon #Andor
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Ted Plays Grey Star @swbronze.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Worth noting that most of the horror titles -- Dracula Lives, Frankenstein, and Haunt of Horror -- were tagged as having male and female fans. Not familiar with Haunt of Horror, but Dracula Lives was in magazine format and had more sex and violence than the code-approved titles.
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Ted Plays Grey Star @swbronze.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The Kinks: Something Else, Village Green Appreciation Society, Arthur
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Ted Plays Grey Star @swbronze.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
You guessed it:
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Ted Plays Grey Star @swbronze.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
SHIT!
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Ted Plays Grey Star @swbronze.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I remember turning on PBS as a kid in the middle of an episode of "I, Claudius". It was way over my head, but I could tell it was good. I found it on Kanopy or Hoopla not too long ago, but it vanished almost immediately. Would like to get a chance to really watch it.
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Ted Plays Grey Star @swbronze.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Farmer (mom's side) or itinerant laborer (dad's side)
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Ted Plays Grey Star @swbronze.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
He was in the middle of shrinking down to visit Kandor, but suddenly got hungry for a delicious sandwich
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James Marsh @jamesotron.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
HE'S BACK! comic by me.
Optimus Prime is dead...But that doesn't mean the party is!

WEEKEND AT PRIME'S

Coming this summer!
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Ted Plays Grey Star @swbronze.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I currently have the full-size TPBs of Watchmen and Daredevil: Born Again, as well as the newer mass market rereleases. As far as comics I once owned the original issues of, then sold and bought the TPBs of, those are too numerous to name.
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Ted Plays Grey Star @swbronze.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The only "historically accurate" Odyssey would be a guy reciting the poem in Ancient Greek for 8 hours.
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✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 24/07/2026
Scrooge McDuck holding a wad of cash and saying “Ah’m Keepin’ Me Money!!”
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Ted Plays Grey Star @swbronze.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Glup Shitto finally getting the Glup Shitto treatment
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Ted Plays Grey Star @swbronze.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Tank: Green Giant Rogue: Noid Healer: Doughboy Caster: Mr. Owl
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Ted Plays Grey Star @swbronze.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Wizards of the Coast might use your replies for their next MTG crossover set
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Ted Plays Grey Star @swbronze.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
40 is a perfectly acceptable age at which to become too old for most shit
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