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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 1h

I haven't watched TNF in a while, so I have to ask: is the crowd audio always *this* bad? No discernable reaction to the hit that knocked the ball up.

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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Less Frost/Nixon and more drooling dope staring wide-eyed at a corrupted Speak n Spell.

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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Dr StrangeLebowski, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Steal the Rug.

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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Moxley, Kidd, Davis, and Doyle should have a rematch where they all wear bowler hats and wallop each other with hobo bindles. #aewdynamite #wrestlesky

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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Ground-level aisleways that lead to the ring post > entrance ramps. #aewdynamite

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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

No, people love him because he’s “unhinged” (which I guess means, “Makes it about himself.”)

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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

@pablo.show is a step closer to a hearty takedown of WWE and its many transgressions. I await the day.

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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Gulf of Mexico* Stop kowtowing to a criminal.

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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

His greatest contribution was inspiring the best Church Chat in SNL history. Phil Hartman and Jan Hooks are far more dearly missed. youtu.be/YqxJqnoKD_A?...

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Church Chat: Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker - Saturday Night Live

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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Sir, any thoughts on the passing of Jim Bakker this evening?

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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Feels like a good night to remind everyone that Phil Hartman and Jan Hooks were pretty fucking great.

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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Good reminder that the Angelos don’t run the Yankees.

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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

“Of all the dramatic things I’ve ever seen…”

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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

No, the US *did* win in Iran. It's just that because of their short-sightedness, they never booked a follow-up program, so it's been rematches galore since.

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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The illustrations in Alvin Schwartz's "Scary Stories" series were truly unsettling.

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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

If it's not Arizona from the NFC East vs the Falcons of the NFC West, it's not the real NFL.

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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Call them out of the crowd like when NBA staffs find the least-athletic fans to shoot the half-court shots.

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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Well that's not entirely true. I wouldn't call Rogan a "working comedian" any more.

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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I'm not Bluesky more than 20 minutes a day, so it's new to me.

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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The price you pay for respecting the intelligence of the viewer.

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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Ryan Day with two acts of charity.

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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

If they cared about their WWE favorites, they’d watch them if they jumped ship to AEW. Some do, many don’t because those wrestlers are traitors.

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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I thought Gene Roddenberry got the idea for Star Trek by listening to Bill Brasky talk in his sleep.

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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It’s a shame that Hunter’s in-laws force him to do this. I’m sure he’s vehemently opposed. Also, I brought a bridge today.

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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Really, this is Bryan Danielson’s dream match: opposite five bears. #aewdynamite

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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Had the MLB.com gameday screen up (20-30 sec ahead of TV). Saw where the called ball was placed. Knew immediately JT was gonna challenge and win. Saw the pitch on TV and damned if JT didn't leap up, tapping his head with max confidence.

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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Could be worse. Could be Sean Hanni--er, Ben Davis bloviating.

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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Residual damage from ritualistically bathing his face in bleach after XFL outings.

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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Apparently, the Phillies player who swings and misses at the most breaking balls receives a seven-figure bonus. That’s important money to squirrel away going into a probable lockout.

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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Tomlin has potential to be like Aikman, just plain and honest about what he sees. I think he’d do great, but I just hope it would stay genuine and non-performative. I feel like everything he says would be twisted into clickbait, the shit that directionless dopes watch on the morning drivel.

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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I was born during the Reagan years, and TVs mounted in the classroom only became standard *while* I was a student. Until then, when the teacher rolled the TV in on that sturdy wheeled cart, learning was over for the day, baby!

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David BASTARDspan @davidbix.com · 29/09/2026

Since WWE's trying to exploit PAC's death, it's time to talk about this: Remember how PAC suddenly had visa issues when AEW started? That's because, when the AEW trademarks were filed, WWE called USCIS to claim he walked out on his visa. After leaving him alone for a year and giving him his release.

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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Last night on SNF, the sidebar preview of halftime discussions topics had one that said “Cowboys crumble”. Not “Ravens win”, but that Dallas lost. “When Poochie isn’t on screen, everybody should be asking, ‘Where’s Poochie?”

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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"Jim! You don't come to Los Angeles and talk to a man like Justin Herbert like *that*!"

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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

In live action, I thought it was PI. Only on replay did I see how good a sell-job it was (and I was rooting against the Rams, honestly). If soccer players could flop as convincingly in real-time, there'd be a lot less scoffing from viewers.

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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

RIP Pac. Was always a favorite. Something about his meat-and-potatoes presentation melding with next-level aerodynamics that made him so special. Just horrible news.

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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

There has to be a film buff Rams fan out there whose fantasy team name is Higbee Goes Down.

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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

If Donn E. Allen can make it three straight years...

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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Nickel City uniforms are made of kryptonite

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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

If pro wrestling has taught me nothing else, it's that the game in Rio de Janeiro isn't real, and whichever team the league wants to promote more, we'll just be told that they won.

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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Maybe they need Moxley to yell the exposition out loud, like community theater for dullards. "I'm smiling because I see Will has passed my tests, and I know I've bred a worthy main eventer! I now offer myself to the fate that awaits me!" Some people need ChatGPT for instructions on how to blink.

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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Katseye is like trying to pass Splenda off as a meal

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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

For future betting purposes, know that the Young Bucks only win the AEW Tag belts in even numbered years: -November 7, 2020 -June 15, 2022 -April 21, 2024 -September 26, 2026 #aewallout #wrestlesky

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