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Swanson Ritner

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Philly sports, AEW, and great cinema. Also, sarcasm. Jawning in moderation.

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AEW On TV @aewontv.bsky.social · 15h
#ThankYouPac
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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 15h
Really, this is Bryan Danielson’s dream match: opposite five bears. #aewdynamite
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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 21h
Apparently, the Phillies player who swings and misses at the most breaking balls receives a seven-figure bonus. That’s important money to squirrel away going into a probable lockout.
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David BASTARDspan @davidbix.com · 29/09/2026
Since WWE's trying to exploit PAC's death, it's time to talk about this: Remember how PAC suddenly had visa issues when AEW started? That's because, when the AEW trademarks were filed, WWE called USCIS to claim he walked out on his visa. After leaving him alone for a year and giving him his release.
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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
RIP Pac. Was always a favorite. Something about his meat-and-potatoes presentation melding with next-level aerodynamics that made him so special. Just horrible news.
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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There has to be a film buff Rams fan out there whose fantasy team name is Higbee Goes Down.
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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If pro wrestling has taught me nothing else, it's that the game in Rio de Janeiro isn't real, and whichever team the league wants to promote more, we'll just be told that they won.
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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Katseye is like trying to pass Splenda off as a meal
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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
For future betting purposes, know that the Young Bucks only win the AEW Tag belts in even numbered years: -November 7, 2020 -June 15, 2022 -April 21, 2024 -September 26, 2026 #aewallout #wrestlesky
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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The short hair makes Hangman look like Jon Arbuckle about to go postal #aewallout #wrestlesky
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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Bandido, stop pointing the finger guns at Kofi!" #aewallout #wrestlesky
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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If Hangman's themes were Metallica albums, this would be his Lulu #aewallout #wrestlesky
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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If Steven Borden is anything like his father, he'll get duped more than three dozen times by Don Callis Family members pretending to turn babyface. #aewallout #wrestlesky
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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
C'mon Tony, let Steve Borden enter to "Turbo Charge" on TV. If Steamboat can have "Opening Ceremony", let's keep the Turner vibe going. #aewallout #wrestlesky
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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tom Grossi's here looking for anybody that knows how to run block. May as well ask David Finlay. #aewallout #wrestlesky
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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Andrade "Cien" Almas takes on Adrian Neville in the opening match of NXT One Night Stand. #aewallout #wrestlesky
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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hopefully, Yuta's the only Philly guy who loses in Chicago this weekend #aewallout #wrestlesky
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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ryback gets dunked on, but this is actually good.
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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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WWE moves ‘Main Event’ to right-wing video platform Rumble
WWE is getting ready to Rumble. The pro wrestling series is moving its weekly digital property, Main Event, to the right-wing video platform Rumble after having aired the show on YouTube since the beginning of 2026, WWE announced on Thursday. Main Event features WWE stars across its primary brands, including Raw, SmackDown, and NXT. Increasingly, the show tests how developmental…
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David BASTARDspan @davidbix.com · 24/09/2026
WWE is officially the Nazi wrestling promotion now. See your favorite weekly matches involving wrestlers scared for their jobs alongside all of the finest Nick Fuentes videos!
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WWE’s ‘Main Event’ to Move From YouTube to Rumble (EXCLUSIVE)
The WWE series "Main Event" is heading to video platform Rumble, Variety has learned exclusively.
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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Whenever Adam Copeland checked out what Christian was doing in TNA 21 years ago, never once did he ever think, “One day, I, too, will enter to that Evanescence knockoff song.” #aewdynamite #wrestlesky
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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
For trademark reasons, Kofi’s finisher pays homage to his favorite shitty reality show and is now called Problems in Taradise #aewdynamite #wrestlesky
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John Pollock @iamjohnpollock.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
For over four years, Janel Grant has been a name linked to Vince McMahon and his 2024 resignation, with few details known about her history and how she ended up at WWE in 2019 Today, for the first time, Grant speaks with POST Wrestling & Wrestlenomics www.postwrestling.com/2026/09/22/i...
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In Her Own Words: An Exclusive interview with Janel Grant - POST Wrestling | Podcasts, News, Reviews | WWE AEW NXT NJPW
How the former WWE employee who filed a sex trafficking suit against Vince McMahon reacted to the scandal that unfolded in 2022
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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"Look at the size of the hole on the backside of this" - Cris Collinsworth, noted ass man.
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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Chris Simms eviscerates ESPN, U.S. Congress over Protect College Sports Act
ESPN’s College GameDay used the first two shows of this college football season to controversially push the Protect College Sports Act, from Pat McAfee and Nick Saban calling on Congress to Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) stumping for the legislation he co-authored. On Friday, GameDay host Rece Davis and analyst Kirk Herbstreit tip-toed around ESPN’s “easy decision”…
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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@actualnames.bsky.social
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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A classic wrestling social media subplot: WWE fans expressing fear about volatile situations in/near Saudi Arabia, like it's going to get the shows moved. This fan has a post history full of anti-MAGA thought ... and it seems the only wrestling they enjoy is WWE. Odd old.reddit.com/r/SquaredCir...
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Crown jewel is 7 weeks away and the US embassy in Riyadh advise to reconsider travel to Saudi Arabia due to risk of Iranian drone and missile targeting of American interests, armed conflict, terrorism...
Posted in r/SquaredCircle by u/tantan66 • 141 points and 60 comments
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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Looks like Jeff Jarrett taught Steven Borden how to throw punches. #aewdynamite #wrestlesky
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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Having Cope open Dynamite and pay-per-views is a good way to make sure the crowd mics are optimally working #aewdynamite #wrestlesky
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Working on a theory that Bluesky is largely made up of the dudes the Offspring were talking about in Pretty Fly For A White Guy. I may or may not be included in this group
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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Paul Wight is the perfect broadcast-table yeller, mostly because his voice is too deep to ever piece your eardrums. #aewcollision
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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The two big questions surrounding Jeremiah Smith: 1. What garbage-ass team drafts him top-five? 2. What contender trades for him after his third season?
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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Watching a TV show that has Pat McAfee smeared all over it, then getting mad when Ted Cruz shows up, is letting telling the waiter, “Hey, there’s dog shit in my dog shit.” You literally *selected* dog shit to start with.
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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
What a terrible shirt, it reminds me of that tragedy.
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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Unfortunately for my fellow Eagles fans, Drew Lock's performance puts a damper on Tanner McKee's trade value. Not as bad as the damper that Tanner McKee put on Tanner McKee's trade value, but still.
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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Watching Sunday afternoon NBC football from Husky Stadium like it's 1994. Where's Rick Mirer?
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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
If Washington and Washington State can have the Apple Cup, I believe Temple and Penn should have the Scrapple Cup.
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POST Wrestling @postwrestling.com · 06/09/2026
Andy Williams, pro wrestling’s ‘The Butcher’ and accomplished rock guitarist, passes away at 48 www.postwrestling.com?p=140561
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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
After tonight, there may be something else sports-related for @pablo.show to investigate.
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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Puss-cataway Riot?
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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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The chasm between journalism and insiderdom has never been wider
The year 2026 has been a watershed one for the sports media world. And it’s appropriate that two of the biggest stories of the year came to a conclusion within 24 hours of each other. On Wednesday afternoon, the NBA handed down historic penalties to the Los Angeles Clippers for circumventing the salary cap with…
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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
You know TNA crowds are bad when even a process server wouldn't attend an event just to give Ryan Nemeth legal papers.
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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It's STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE #aewdynamite #wrestlesky
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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Mark Davis wrestles every match like he was told beforehand, "One so-so performance and you're officially the Jannetty of Aussie Open." #aewdynamite #wrestlesky
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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Can AEW even call it TLC? May I suggest Chairs, Ladders, y Tables: the CLYT match. #aewdynamite #wrestlesky
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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Stokely's dressed like he was given a choice: serve three years for wire fraud, or coach a shitty youth basketball team. #aewdynamite #wrestlesky
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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I hope their three-man finish is called the Split-Level House. #aewdynamite #wrestlesky
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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
What would've been the earliest year that odds for, "Tony Schiavone calls a Kofi match" would've been sub +500? 2025? 2024, maybe? #aewdynamite #wrestlesky
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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Ohhhhhh, Texas! Don't you dare be bitter! Clap for two-thirds of your Trios champs! And stayyyyyy off Twitterrrrrr! We're on a New Level, yes we are! #aewdynamite #wrestlesky
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