Sign in

ALPHALFA 🌾

@swansandtyphoid.bsky.social
57 followers 58 following 770 posts

chruskit🪽 31 🎠 they/them || scratched on the moon like a familiar smile. stained on my mind. || crystalizedbiceps on ao3 🖋️🥊

PostsRepliesMedia
ALPHALFA 🌾 @swansandtyphoid.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
creatures spotted
Rock with Googly eyes that I was handed
cat in window dog lying in the sunkerropi figurine lookin like a movie theater employee
140
ALPHALFA 🌾 @swansandtyphoid.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
in good news, I have been splorin. taking drives, being around people, running through coastal storms. screaming at the sea 😈
old man figure carved into a stone daisies (mine was erect, my friend’s was flaccid)vast quarry stormy sea
251
ALPHALFA 🌾 @swansandtyphoid.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
and thank GOD for writing because it’s the only thing making me feel like I have a voice again rn
000
ALPHALFA 🌾 @swansandtyphoid.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
well my ex went back to the guy he cheated on me with 🙃 I’m trying not to think about it but the blood keeps boiling in my veins
100
ALPHALFA 🌾 @swansandtyphoid.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
being unable to interpret social cues + generally assuming the best in ppl is very funny/awesome, sometimes because someone will be trying to antagonize me or get me in on being shady with them, and I just do not pick up on it lmaooo
100
ALPHALFA 🌾 @swansandtyphoid.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
oh wow. the truth really will set you free huh
030
ALPHALFA 🌾 @swansandtyphoid.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I want to write so bad but my beloved wips are all chrisker and chreon (because that’s my PASSION) but they hurt too much to touch right now
150
ALPHALFA 🌾 @swansandtyphoid.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
what it feels like sometimes
010
ALPHALFA 🌾 @swansandtyphoid.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
stumbled upon the knowledge that it’s my 5 year anniversary of posting my very first resident evil fic 🤯
130
ALPHALFA 🌾 @swansandtyphoid.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
sorry to anyone I haven’t reached out to/been communicative with in a while, I’ve been in a toxic sludge mindset all year and haven’t wanted to bring anyone into my endless cycle of rumination and despair until I have a better grip
220
Reposted by ALPHALFA 🌾
wilt 🦂 @wiltking.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
kiss kiss #spideypool
029643
Reposted by ALPHALFA 🌾
LilyDei @lilydei.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
and by it i mean... haha well #ResidentEvil #MrX #Nemesis
Resident Evil fanart. Mr X and Nemesis are frotting, Nemesis grabs X by the shoulder to bring him closer. They're both wearing tank tops and one of Nem's tendrils is going under X's top, curling around the nipple. X got kinda red from the action, and Nemesis comments it with "Pretty face all red".
04816
Reposted by ALPHALFA 🌾
LilyDei @lilydei.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
#ResidentEvil #chrisker
Resident Evil fanart. Chris Redfield embraces Wesker passionately and kisses him on the neck. In the corner is a separate frame of angry and red Wesker thinking "Why is he so tender?! I don't want to push him away!!!"
07821
ALPHALFA 🌾 @swansandtyphoid.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
it’s so 80 degrees at work these days
240
ALPHALFA 🌾 @swansandtyphoid.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
wesker eating the naive, optimistic youth from chris like he’s chewing all the fat off his body, leaving just the gamey, resilient muscle of him behind
141
ALPHALFA 🌾 @swansandtyphoid.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
🌸🦋🌩️
pink and blue sky after thunderstorm pink and blue sky after thunderstorm
130
ALPHALFA 🌾 @swansandtyphoid.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I’m so happy with how my hair turned out!
150
ALPHALFA 🌾 @swansandtyphoid.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
The harvest moon grand bazaar remake is soooo scratching my itch for 3D Stardew, it’s so good
120
ALPHALFA 🌾 @swansandtyphoid.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
my dad is always making comments like “welp your dog is getting old and gonna die” or “your mom is going to become an old lady and have to go into assisted living,” and I even tho I learned it was just to get me upset and bait me into freaking out, it still freaking destroys my mental health lol!!
320
Reposted by ALPHALFA 🌾
wilt 🦂 @wiltking.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
spideypoolin'
724839
Reposted by ALPHALFA 🌾
🌱rare pair pervert @queernoctis.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
coping with re6 the only way i know how uuuuuuhhhh Happy maid day #residentevil #arttime #chreon
04214
ALPHALFA 🌾 @swansandtyphoid.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I’m glad I’m having better moments but overall I feel like the most mentally ill person to exist lol. I wish I was less sentient so I could hate myself less. It feels like there’s been a spiritual curse on me all my life that makes existing feeling like I am squeezed between two walls and can’t move
120
ALPHALFA 🌾 @swansandtyphoid.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
happy to announce that I’m FINALLY turning a corner on my crippling depression ! issues feel more like issues instead of life threatening razor blades in my skull :D
350
Reposted by ALPHALFA 🌾
Kris P. 🐺 @kris-p-artistry.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Chreon? Chreon! #ResidentEvil #LeonKennedy #ChrisRedfield #Chreon #Fanart
116043
Reposted by ALPHALFA 🌾
Needless To Say @needlesstosay.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Sergiu Ciochina - Road to the Light
423523382
ALPHALFA 🌾 @swansandtyphoid.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I love Chris Redfield
150
ALPHALFA 🌾 @swansandtyphoid.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
okay so I have a fic that has good stats but pretty much everyone who reads it responds pretty negatively LOL like with confusion, misunderstanding, not sure if they want to continue, etc. (that’s fine, I’m sure there’s just something wrong w the execution). but I’m like okay… do I delete it….
340
Reposted by ALPHALFA 🌾
luke ✨ @swampedrat.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
capcom let them make out sloppy style… #chreon #residentevil
016150
ALPHALFA 🌾 @swansandtyphoid.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I went to an oddities & curiosities expo last weekend and I don’t even know where to begin with all the sights bahaha
Taxidermy opossum drinking papsdick bones for $5Giant clay footBaby doll I named Rosalie (she rattles)
430
Reposted by ALPHALFA 🌾
Parrot @courtofparrots.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Is this really the best time #chreon
311723
ALPHALFA 🌾 @swansandtyphoid.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I’m never crashing out again from now on I’m soooo nonchalant and stable 😐
120
ALPHALFA 🌾 @swansandtyphoid.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
mourning doves nesting outside my window + one of the babies walking around after leaving the nest + the baby feathers of the first two birds ever born in that nest in 2024
250
ALPHALFA 🌾 @swansandtyphoid.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
so depressed and existentially dreading the passage of time and missing my partner and it’s cloudy and my head hurts from grief and I want to paint paper mache lambs
640
Reposted by ALPHALFA 🌾
✨α Scorpii @rigelorionis.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
#chreon Imagine them in a garden full of singing plants Don't know what i drew but draw them whenever i feel anxious(3/?)
04111
Reposted by ALPHALFA 🌾
Albinogel @albinogel.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
#albertwesker #albinogelart i want to tear him into pieces 👹
011528
ALPHALFA 🌾 @swansandtyphoid.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
sorry bluesky for using this as my de facto life update/vent spot. it’s my only semi-under the radar social media where I can generally talk about stuff without privately burdening a specific person 🥴 it helps to yap but then everyone is so sweet and encouraging too and I appreciate that 🥺🫶
350
ALPHALFA 🌾 @swansandtyphoid.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
oh my god they retextured ALL the hair cosmetics (and some of the clothes) in dbd, and now it’s literally intolerable on switch. the textures rapidly flash and look like tv static. why. I don’t think this is going to be playable 😭
210
ALPHALFA 🌾 @swansandtyphoid.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I know that my ex-partner loved me because we spent every second of every day together, and they really did try to get help and demonstrate it. but in the end, when someone is telling you they hate you and its all your fault and they hope you die in a ditch, it’s hard to remember any of that.
320
ALPHALFA 🌾 @swansandtyphoid.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I feel this so hard, I think this has come back into my life a lot more recently and it makes me so happy 🥹
010
Reposted by ALPHALFA 🌾
Jen 🏳️‍🌈 @nerodsi.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Resident Good 4
5361971051
ALPHALFA 🌾 @swansandtyphoid.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
babies
lamb sniffing a rooster baby lamb bleetingtwo baby lambs huddled close
350
Reposted by ALPHALFA 🌾
Palm Sunday @itshayfever966.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Things change #chreon
1526
ALPHALFA 🌾 @swansandtyphoid.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I just wanna be It for someone I wanna be someone’s #1 so bad 😓 but with it also being healthy and functional too
340
Reposted by ALPHALFA 🌾
✨α Scorpii @rigelorionis.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Miss chr3on…so for my mental health i would imagine them cuddled up together on a small bed in a random motel on a rainy midnight
022
ALPHALFA 🌾 @swansandtyphoid.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I always see discussion about if autistic communication is actually superior to allistic social customs, but I feel like I can never truly invest in those conversations, because regardless of if it’s “better,” all I personally can ever focus on is how excruciatingly painful socializing is lol
200
ALPHALFA 🌾 @swansandtyphoid.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
sick visions of pre-transition ethan and leon lowk squabbling with each other constantly and fighting over chris, but then they both start t together and start getting really feral for each other
110
ALPHALFA 🌾 @swansandtyphoid.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
nothingburger photos I’ve taken of myself in the bathroom this week that make me look at myself in existence & cause me to feel self-love
340
Reposted by ALPHALFA 🌾
aries🔞 @ariesbutworse.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
been on a crazy RE kick recently but here is a cutieful pre-op rookie :3 #leonkennedy #residentevil
330868
ALPHALFA 🌾 @swansandtyphoid.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
what is so serious about my karma that whenever I myself, OR SOMEONE ELSE, makes a character for me in a life sim game (the sims, tomodachi life) and there’s an albert wesker character, my sim will ALWAYS fucking fall in love with wesker without fail 😭😭
140
Reposted by ALPHALFA 🌾
brostoevsky @brostoevsky.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Thanks Barret ur right 🌍
Screenshot of FF7 for PS1. Barret's text box reads: People say they love milfs yet look how they treat the original milf (mother earth)
64110663278