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Swan-may

@swanmay.bsky.social
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(Ze/hir, 33) TTRPG homebrew aficionado, baseball enjoyer, and fungi appreciator. Unmarked mecha anime spoilers, beware!

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heresvix @heresvix.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Anxiety be like??
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Swan-may @swanmay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Someone asking me for help with a problem told me after three days of back and forth that they were just doublechecking chatgpt and like, that is one of the fastest possible ways to make me never talk to you again
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Swan-may @swanmay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The absolute last thing I expected to learn from Xabungle tonight is which Tomino character most likely to beat his wife.
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Lux!🔪🎃 @luxlucifer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Swan-may @swanmay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Next week on Blue Gale Xabungle: Rag suffers endlessly because she's scheming in the wrong genre. Elchi somehow gets away with being a brat by being charming, Jiron does something suicidal and gets away with it, and somehow Timp survives being shot 37 times in the chest.
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Swan-may @swanmay.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's really weird, no one talked about Panty and Stocking 2, but the reviews are giving it higher marks than PSG1. What on earth is going on there?
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Swan-may @swanmay.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dear old man who wrote the nudge object macro for word: I love you you have improved my life by 10-20x. Now if you could macro Word not shitting its pants when objects move, you would be my savior.
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a spoopy red rock 🕷️ @unfixable.place · 27/09/2026
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Swan-may @swanmay.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I said it in a mean way but "get off bluesky it is clearly damaging your brain" is an obvious medicine for posters. Go join a queer space that is offline, not about sex, not about drinking, not directly political. It will stabilize you to do those other things healthily.
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Swan-may @swanmay.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You can tell Babylon 5 is back to full speed because I have started saying the phrase "oh Mass Effect stole that too?" In Mass Effect's defense, I hate Kaiden marginally less than Bryon, which is probably a bad thing because Kaiden is an objectively worse person...so far.
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Shane ValShane @shanemcpartlin.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
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Gheedu @gheedu.stonekokoro.com · 14/09/2026
WOLVERINE (2026)
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Swan-may @swanmay.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
TIL people think Banjo Kazooie was ever in the cards? No, absolutely not. Not even Rare really understood what worked about it, because in every Collectathon after it they made many decisions that were contrary to the core appeal.
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Swan-may @swanmay.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Babylon 5 Season 5 starts on a very rough note, doesn't it? The roughest note it's been on since the first episode. We have to drop everything to readjust the status quo from "everything is finished" to "new problems", and it's a lot of very stock television.
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Swan-may @swanmay.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Peeping into the Harbor Masters discord to see how they've been talking about AI use and watching as the AI Defense Force lovebombs the maintainers reminds me so much of how Joanne was courted by TERFs
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Swan-may @swanmay.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I think we're at a point we need a word for this phenomenon. CLAUDE SYNDROME: The tendency of AI hype to cause dramatic scope creep in a project, necessitating more and more AI use with less and less oversight until AI With Oversight becomes no oversight slop.
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Swan-may @swanmay.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Zeta Gundam blurays having alternate OP/EDs because of licensing issues is such a travesty. Not only are the Zeta OP/EDs iconic and beautiful, the random background track they threw on for the ED doesn't fit the animation at all, there's an insert of Kamille and Fa with no cue or logic behind it
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ideally i would love to support minority rights but in this case the minority in question is a minority of the population, so it just isn't worth it, mathematically speaking
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Da Scary Rose @modernmodron.itch.io · 10/06/2026
mahjong! #picocad #roseart
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Swan-may @swanmay.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Xabungle's ability to stare directly into the camera and tell jokes while still having a shocking amount of tension and seriousness is magical I love you Tomino
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Marsu @marsusu.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Finally got around drawing this animation idea based on the video of a very hungry rabbit.
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Swan-may @swanmay.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Either Panzer World Galient nosedives after the halfway mark or the hate for it is completely undeserved. IDK 13 episodes in I really like it. It does science fantasy better than most other science fantasy shows!
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𝕯𝖚𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖔𝖓𝖑𝖚𝖘𝖙🌙🦇 @dungeonlust.com · 29/12/2024
Art by • Malcolm Ashman
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Swan-may @swanmay.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The only upside to this panic thing is that it *is* kinda funny that if you upset my constitution too much, I start having a dramatic fever like a victorian child
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Swan-may @swanmay.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
one of the roughest nights i've ever weathered and it's not even done yet, a rational fear plus anxiety is fucking atrocious
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Swan-may @swanmay.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
3 runs walked in, what a pathetic end to the heights’ inaugural season
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Swan-may @swanmay.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Transfem Poirot: "I could tell she was a gay, using my little gay cells."
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jay Dragon is unstoppable @jdragsky.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
so my village has been having a lot of issues. rather than deal with any of them, i grabbed a goat and had all the villagers pile their blame and hate onto the goat. while we were getting ready to drive it into the woods (and absolve ourselves) the goat BIT ME????? RUDE?!?
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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 13/09/2026
Just in time for Dylan Cease's start, I'd like to present my newest dumb baseball website: STACHECAST Were you wondering whether Cease pitches better with that giant stache, with the long beard, or with something else? We have the answer. Maybe. stachecast.lol
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STACHECAST
Investigating the question on everyone's minds: how does Dylan Cease's facial hair affect his starts?
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Julia aka mizzelle @mizzelle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A lot of these are older women that grew up in the 70s when D&D was considered evil and "Satan's boardgame". One described seeing the kids on "Stranger Things" play with their character sheets and asking "Where's Satan?" And feeling like she missed out when she was younger.
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Swan-may @swanmay.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I just cannot /not/ glaze Yoshiyuki Tomino. He's got the magic fucking touch. His average "bad anime" is Victory Gundam, a show that is consistently batshit insane, where the average director's average bad anime is a show you can't even remember even when you try.
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maullarmaullar☄️ @maullarmaullar.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Swan-may @swanmay.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Happy strongest day to all who celebrate
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Brian - Another Ocean @anotherocean.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Gundam Encounters In Space: Amuro & Lalah
Alt: Gundam Encounters In Space: Amuro & Lalah -0 example of a newtype mental connection, ie "the headache that makes you wrong about gundam"
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Jeff Simpson @jeffsimpson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Graphics will never get better than this
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Patchy's Music Box 🎶 @asthmaticmage.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
She’s beautiful….
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mimill💖🛸 @mimillmon.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
pangolin lady
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Nancy 9/7/26 … Happy Labor Day 🛠️
8 Hours for Work, 8 Hours for Rest, 8 Hours for What We Will. Based on a screenprint by Ricardo Levins Morales after the organizing work done by Robert Owen.
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Swan-may @swanmay.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It's been so long since the Mets were playing fine AND my schedule allowed me to watch baseball games live that I genuinely forgot what it felt like to see the mets pull victory out of the jaws of defeat and be left with the post-game fuzzies.
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𝕯𝖚𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖔𝖓𝖑𝖚𝖘𝖙🌙🦇 @dungeonlust.com · 03/09/2026
Art by • Yoshitaka Amano
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Helena Fitzgerald @hellafitzgerald.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
this is excellent
stigmatizing Rowling’s weaponization of childhood not only requires personal withdrawal for most people, it necessitates something much more difficult: being a giant fucking killjoy. You should tell people discussing the show that you’re not watching it, and why, and you should let yourself openly cringe at your sister-in-law’s Harry Potter tote bag, and you should bring up unprompted that the onslaught of legislation against trans people makes you sad and angry, presuming it does, and you should do this because, not despite, the fact that it will make you look annoying as hell and may make everyone present uncomfortable. (You probably won’t even get the kudos of looking like a cool ally, because you’re still ultimately talking about Harry Potter. Sorry about that.)
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phyi.bsky.social @phyi.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I'm assuming that any trend that involves personal information is a phishing attempt
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Swan-may @swanmay.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
We need a special trophy for when a show fails the Bechdel Test, but you had multiple scenes where dozens of women were in a room together. At some point it becomes statistically impressive that you still managed to make it entirely about men.
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Swan-may @swanmay.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It seems like most of the Naruto filler arcs have exactly half of an interesting idea (what if there was a scent-following beetle that could perfectly track, what if there were two nihilists who complimented each others' weaknesses, et c.) but don't attempt to follow through on the idea at all.
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m4plesoda @m4plesoda.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Screenshot of tumblr text post from @anoxthon.
Doodles of original mech character in various outfits - layered frill pink long skirt, yellow sweater, pink ribbon / formal black suit and tie with blue lotus pin / plain dress and holding bouquet of flowers.
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Swan-may @swanmay.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
oh please don't make me watch mark vientos for another month i already did my time in the mines
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Swan-may @swanmay.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
It's honestly crazy how much dk64 rekongpiled takes a game that had so many little issues that it was miserable to play, and suddenly makes it fine and possible to appreciate genuinely the most transformative recomp in history
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Aura/Moom @moomanibe.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
working on a theory that there is an inverse relationship between the quality of a fantasy game's writing and how heavily it features generic "bandits" whose only motivation is yum yum love evil and robbing
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Swan-may @swanmay.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I love how Sakura and Hinata both get filler arcs to try and fix their low self esteem where the arc basically confirms they suck. Hinata at least gets to save face by soloing the opposing force at the end...using a jutsu Neji superceded 36 episodes ago. Oops.
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