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Swanky Somm 🔪

@swankywine.bsky.social
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Adv. Sommelier🍷, Art & Wine Consultant, )*( Fire Plumber🔥, Left handed Lefty, Hard Rock Chick🤘🏼. I voted for HER, twice! Woke AF. Will regularly post fun wine facts (FWF)

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Swanky Somm 🔪 @swankywine.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Gots ta follow the farmers. They’re the best!
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Swanky Somm 🔪 @swankywine.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Please get your MMR vax updated before it becomes unavailable with this crazy administration. You can easily get a blood test to see if you need it.
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Swanky Somm 🔪 @swankywine.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
May Day or La Fête du Travail is a public holiday in many countries including France. It is an occasion to celebrate workers rights, but also to offer some lily of the valley flowers to loved ones!
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Swanky Somm 🔪 @swankywine.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
LMAO!
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Denel 💫 @denel.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Mornin’
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CC Gene @ccgene.sheshed.rocks · 30/04/2025
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
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Swanky Somm 🔪 @swankywine.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
100 days of disaster. Each day is worse than the day before. Tomorrow will be worse than today. 🖕🏼you GQP 🖕🏼 you, Nazi MAGA fks!
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Swanky Somm 🔪 @swankywine.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
And the dominos start to fall. Are you better off today than you were on January 20, 2025?
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Swanky Somm 🔪 @swankywine.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
This is exactly what I’ve been saying. When people start to lose their homes and their small businesses, the wealthy buy on the cheap and rent it back to us for higher costs.
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Swanky Somm 🔪 @swankywine.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
“If tariffs are so ‘beautiful,’ and good for the country, why is what Amazon doing a hostile political act?” Good question @demsoldier.bsky.social and thank you for asking it for us!
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Swanky Somm 🔪 @swankywine.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Poor Trump! Still can’t measure up to President Obama. Don’t forget, President Obama was head of the Harvard law review. Trump’s daddy bought his way into Wharton where his failing GPA will never see the light of day. apple.news/AxdQesATKSZO...
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Trump administration probes Harvard Law Review for alleged race-based discrimination — POLITICO
The Trump administration is probing financial ties, oversight procedures, selection policies and other documentation for both membership and article publication.
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Swanky Somm 🔪 @swankywine.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Well done, Canada. So happy, you’ll be safe from Trump’s BS! 🍁🇨🇦👊👊🏽👊🏿🥂🙏🎉👯❤️
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Swanky Somm 🔪 @swankywine.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Elmo…. It’s spelled DOUCHE.
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Swanky Somm 🔪 @swankywine.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Why would Pres Z concede now? This looks like a set up by Trump; to continue the war and blame him for not taking a deal he never agreed to in the first place. apple.news/AyeGb07IHQNm...
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Putin declares ceasefire in Ukraine as Trump suggests Zelenskyy may cede Crimea — NBC News
President Donald Trump said a truce to halt the war in Ukraine could be on the horizon as he urged Russian leader Vladimir Putin to “stop shooting, sit down and sign a deal.”
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Swanky Somm 🔪 @swankywine.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
This man, or rather, this pile of human garbage is an embarrassment to me and the USA. ⬇️
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@spiritbeing.bsky.social @spiritbeing.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
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Swanky Somm 🔪 @swankywine.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
So very well said, and something I have also thought more than twice myself.
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Swanky Somm 🔪 @swankywine.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
media.tenor.com
two men looking at each other with the words and shepherds we shall be for thee my lord for thee on the bottom
ALT: two men looking at each other with the words and shepherds we shall be for thee my lord for thee on the bottom
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Swanky Somm 🔪 @swankywine.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
I concur.
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Swanky Somm 🔪 @swankywine.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Wow! Never heard of Dr. Miele until today. Check it out. (Yo, Elon! You WISH you were this cool and respected).
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Swanky Somm 🔪 @swankywine.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
How I arrived on Bluesky
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a woman wearing a choker and a necklace with a key pendant on it
ALT: a woman wearing a choker and a necklace with a key pendant on it
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Swanky Somm 🔪 @swankywine.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
FWF: Seafood, such as oysters and clams, pairs beautifully with wine from Chablis; chardonnay produced just North of Burgundy, in France.
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Swanky Somm 🔪 @swankywine.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Congratulations, @annstrussell.bsky.social #StrongerTogether
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Swanky Somm 🔪 @swankywine.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Don’t forget, Pres Obama also lead The Law Revue at Harvard, too.
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Derik the Selfish Man @deriktheselfishman.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
MAGA: "The left is a Cult!" Also MAGA: "Let's make Trump the literal pope!" Insanity.
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Swanky Somm 🔪 @swankywine.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Because the dollar and the dow aren’t bleeding enough for this fkin moron.
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Swanky Somm 🔪 @swankywine.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Well done!
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Swanky Somm 🔪 @swankywine.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Best metaphor ever!
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Swanky Somm 🔪 @swankywine.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
What happened?? ⬇️
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Swanky Somm 🔪 @swankywine.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Voyeur cat…
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Swanky Somm 🔪 @swankywine.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
@luckyshitt.bsky.social
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Derik the Selfish Man @deriktheselfishman.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
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Swanky Somm 🔪 @swankywine.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Right here! ⬇️⬇️⬇️
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Swanky Somm 🔪 @swankywine.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
“First, they came for the hair dressers, but I wasn’t a hair dresser…”
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Lucky Shitt 🇨🇦 🇪🇺 🇲🇽 🇺🇦 @luckyshitt.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
To my latest followers, Thank You Please, grab a cocktail, have a smoke, and relax We try not to take EVERYTHING so seriously here
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Swanky Somm 🔪 @swankywine.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Timeline cleanse! I watched the whole thing. So sweet!
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Swanky Somm 🔪 @swankywine.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
100%!! ⬇️⬇️⬇️
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Swanky Somm 🔪 @swankywine.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
I will not go quietly. I will stand and be counted!
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Swanky Somm 🔪 @swankywine.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
This!!! ⬇️🔥⬇️
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Swanky Somm 🔪 @swankywine.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Don’t think for one second that Megyn Kelly wouldn’t be doing the exact same BS stunts if given half a chance. She’s just jealous that she’s not getting all the attention.
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Swanky Somm 🔪 @swankywine.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Please, for the love of this country! Investigate and indict this MFker for insider trading and market manipulation. He’s admitting it on camera! What more evidence do you need?
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Swanky Somm 🔪 @swankywine.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
IS THIS MARKET MANIPULATION?!
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Swanky Somm 🔪 @swankywine.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Time to invoke the 25th A. Now!
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Swanky Somm 🔪 @swankywine.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
He’s literally trying to kill us. Who’s going to be slaves to the oligarchy if we’re all dead? #TrumpIsADictator apple.news/AUpkDAB5KQfm...
apple.news
Trump says ‘major’ pharmaceutical tariffs on the way — POLITICO
He predicted the move would bring drug manufacturing back to the US.
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Swanky Somm 🔪 @swankywine.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
THIS!!!⬇️⬇️⬇️ NOW!!!
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Swanky Somm 🔪 @swankywine.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Hole in the couch
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Swanky Somm 🔪 @swankywine.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
“Cheap treats are the life blood of American existence”. So very true, and brilliantly stated.
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Swanky Somm 🔪 @swankywine.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
This!! ⬇️⬇️⬇️
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Swanky Somm 🔪 @swankywine.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Timeline cleanse. Please enjoy. It’s been one hell of a day.
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Swanky Somm 🔪 @swankywine.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Not today, Satan. (Not today, random text bot)
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