Derik the Selfish Man @deriktheselfishman.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Happy father's day to all you mother fuckers 020
Derik the Selfish Man @deriktheselfishman.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Remember, according to the declaration of independence its not only our right, but our duty to abolish oppressive and abusive government. 1168
Reposted by Derik the Selfish ManCC Gene @ccgene.sheshed.rocks · 17/04/2026This! 😱 This will never be funny. It will never be ok. It will never not harm a family member you care about. #StopRape #SheShed youtube.com/shorts/MGXaB...youtube.comHeyyyyyy so this is terrifyingYouTube video by Misha 33625
Derik the Selfish Man @deriktheselfishman.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Wife: "I just want to be a fairy living in a tree making cookies and other goodies all day" Me: "I mean, that sounds great, but thats not a fairy, thats a keebler elf" 3131
Derik the Selfish Man @deriktheselfishman.bsky.social · 14/04/2026I upgraded the meme because someone told Nintendo on me. 181
Reposted by Derik the Selfish Man🖤💋SammieSam💋🖤 @sammiestsam.sheshed.rocks · 21/03/2026Hello friends! Not many of you know much about me. Mainly because I don't like to complain about my personal life. However life has decided it's my turn in the ringer. And I desperately need help. If you can help, I would be so appreciative. #SheShed spot.fund/HelpWithChem...spot.fundClick here to support Samantha Riffe's story *HelpWithChemoAndHousing*spotfund is the easiest place to create beautiful and free online fundraisers. It takes just minutes to start raising money today. 41220176
Derik the Selfish Man @deriktheselfishman.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Boss: oh hey Derik, we have a lot of extra work the next couple of months we need your team to really push to make sure we get through it all Me: Thats weird, you completely mispronounced "Derik all your techs are getting a raise due to the increase in productivity we expect" 182
Derik the Selfish Man @deriktheselfishman.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Wife listening to music on her phone: *comes back to room* "My music shut off, why didnt you press play?" Me: *looks at her phone* "Well, its on Wallflowers one headlight, I would say thats a great reason not to press play" 2122
Reposted by Derik the Selfish Man🖤💋SammieSam💋🖤 @sammiestsam.sheshed.rocks · 25/02/2026Again, our DoJ shows their weaponized incompetence. 🙄🤦🏽♀️ They've left yet another Survior of Epstein/Trump sex trafficking ring name unredacted, since yesterday. Her name is still currently unredacted. 🤦🏽♀️ #SheShed 19360204
Derik the Selfish Man @deriktheselfishman.bsky.social · 23/02/2026New abortion method just dropped. Programmer Plays Doom on a Pregnancy Test - Devices That Run Doom share.google/Fr3Z3sL75pb9...share.googleThis Programmer Figured Out How to Play Doom on a Pregnancy TestIt's a Doomguy! 143
Derik the Selfish Man @deriktheselfishman.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Me: *Smokes pot while listening to Orgasmatron by Motorhead because when I sing while holding a hit in I sound more like Lemmy* 031
Reposted by Derik the Selfish ManCC Gene @ccgene.sheshed.rocks · 22/02/2026Any and all help appreciated. Even a repost helps. 055
Derik the Selfish Man @deriktheselfishman.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Men, im begging you to do a better job of calling out the worst of us. Even if its your friend, brother, dad start going off on them for making us all look bad. Hit them if you fucking have to. Decent men need to start being the bad thing that happens to shitty men. 1166
Derik the Selfish Man @deriktheselfishman.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Remember, women couldnt "sleep their way to the top" if everything wasnt already controlled by men in the 1st place. 22310
Reposted by Derik the Selfish ManJen🇺🇸🏴☠️ @jen.sheshed.rocks · 17/02/2026We have lost one of our SheShed Sisters. 🕊️ It was an honor to be Zanetta’s friend and sister. 💕 She will be remembered as a beautiful person who kept it real. 🕊️ She will forever be remembered and missed. 💕 #SheShed 🙏🏻🕊️🙏🏻 34184111
Reposted by Derik the Selfish ManJen🇺🇸🏴☠️ @jen.sheshed.rocks · 11/02/2026That’s one hell of a hard hitting truth 😔 Damn.. How about you? #SheShed 261149364
Derik the Selfish Man @deriktheselfishman.bsky.social · 10/02/2026"No taxation without representation" Well I can guarantee these elite pedophile cannibals do not represnt me at all, so does that mean I dont have to pay taxes anymore? 1154
Derik the Selfish Man @deriktheselfishman.bsky.social · 09/02/2026I dont know who the fuck bad bunny is nor did I watch his halftime show. But judging by the conservative meltdown over it I bet is was great. 3164
Derik the Selfish Man @deriktheselfishman.bsky.social · 08/02/2026Remember, the same news outlets calling Epstiens victims "underage women" also call grown ass men "boy" or "youth" to justify their violent crimes. This is not an accident. 1135
Derik the Selfish Man @deriktheselfishman.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Wife showing me couches: "I was thinking we would get this one and put across from this other one" Me: "for what?" Wife: "for people, to sit?" Me: "we dont have people over and if we do, dont give them a place to sit, it takes them longer to leave" 1111
Derik the Selfish Man @deriktheselfishman.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Transphobes are seriously all "haha, Epstein sexualized Trans children too! That means it is a sexual thing like i thought!" No, it means you have the same mindset as a pedophile. 0217
Reposted by Derik the Selfish ManJen🇺🇸🏴☠️ @jen.sheshed.rocks · 03/02/2026French prosecutors have raided the Paris office of Twitter🔥🔥🔥🔥 Twitter & Grok are accused of spreading online SA images and deepfakes. A criminal offense. Elon Musk has been summoned for interviews in April The US might not do shit, but international countries will👏🏻 #SheShed 871581510
Derik the Selfish Man @deriktheselfishman.bsky.social · 03/02/2026MAGA: "Democrats are in the Esptien Files!" Me: "Correct, we should get rid of them too along with Trump and Musk" MAGA: "Those files are lies!" Me: "ITS THE SAME FUCKING FILES!" 12910
Derik the Selfish Man @deriktheselfishman.bsky.social · 03/02/2026"I never went to Epstien island! But I know Bill Clinton and Bill Gates did because I saw them there all the time! Checkmate liberals!" -Donald Trump, Basically. 1346
Derik the Selfish Man @deriktheselfishman.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Out of all the reasons billionaires shouldn't exist, child torture and rape islands along with eating babies tops the list. 0124
Derik the Selfish Man @deriktheselfishman.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Curious why the FBI never went after any of these people in these Epstien files they've had for a few years now. Instead they just let them take over the country. 03011
Derik the Selfish Man @deriktheselfishman.bsky.social · 18/01/2026MAGA: "Leftists are bringing guns to anti ice protest! This is terrible!" Ok guy who cant go to Chipotle without carrying his AK47 and 2 pistols strapped to his waste. 2258
Derik the Selfish Man @deriktheselfishman.bsky.social · 17/01/2026You know how we've used women spies to get info using their sexuality? Since ICE agents are all on Grindr is their any gay dudes interested in getting into espionage? 175
Reposted by Derik the Selfish ManCC Gene @ccgene.sheshed.rocks · 13/01/2026🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️ www.studentsofhistory.com/ideologies-f...studentsofhistory.comThe Great Switch: How Republicans and Democrats Flipped IdeologiesAn overview of the realignment of the Republican Party and Democratic Party and how they flipped ideologies of liberal and conservative over the course of US History. 131
Derik the Selfish Man @deriktheselfishman.bsky.social · 12/01/2026MAGA: "the government recommends I get vaccinated against Covid? How tyrannical! Don't tread on me!" Also MAGA: "Trumps sending militarized police to terrorize citizens in major cities? I voted for this!" 11510
Reposted by Derik the Selfish ManCC Gene @ccgene.sheshed.rocks · 07/01/2026Hypocrisy party of 1,000s. 172
Derik the Selfish Man @deriktheselfishman.bsky.social · 07/01/2026MAGA Yesterday: "Its Jan 6th, never forget Ashli Babbit who was viciously murdered by police!" MAGA Today: "If that woman in Minneapolis had just listened to the police this wouldnt have happened!" 03312
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Reposted by Derik the Selfish ManJen🇺🇸🏴☠️ @jen.sheshed.rocks · 13/11/2025🚨🚨ATTENTION🚨🚨 Dittie, our friend, needs help.. A series of health crisis’ after has put her home in jeopardy. We’ve all struggled a time or 2 and asking for helping isn’t always easy.. If y’all could please help our friend, we’d so appreciate it. 🙏🏻 www.gofundme.com/f/g5cgt9-hel...gofundme.comDonate to Help Us Keep Our Home During Health Crisis, organized by Pam EvesIt started with my health: first came the exhaustion that wouldn’t fade, then the … Pam Eves needs your support for Help Us Keep Our Home During Health Crisis 24244221
Derik the Selfish Man @deriktheselfishman.bsky.social · 12/11/2025Israeli Government: "We arent committing a genocide" American Government: "Israel is not committing a genocide" The actual IDF soldiers: "We are absolutely committing a genocide" 053
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Reposted by Derik the Selfish ManCC Gene @ccgene.sheshed.rocks · 09/11/2025I came across this website last night while scrolling through some videos and posts. I don’t know if you need help, or if you can offer help, but this link offers both and it’s anonymous so you can put your pride away. Let’s help our community, peeps. They need us. findagrocerybuddy.comfindagrocerybuddy.comFind a Grocery Buddy | Help Families Buy GroceriesFind a Grocery Buddy connects donors with families facing food insecurity. Pay securely, and we’ll place verified Instacart grocery orders on your behalf. 1012896
Reposted by Derik the Selfish Man🖤💋SammieSam💋🖤 @sammiestsam.sheshed.rocks · 31/10/2025So this tyrannical pos can continue to waste our tax dollars on this bullshit, but fuck me am everyone else who has Medicare along with Medicare Advantage plans. I literally can grow a signet cell carcinoma in less than 2 fucking months. I kind of needed the fucking insurance to live. #SheShed 25220103
