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Swank @swankestmender.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Getting the last two characters to fill in my Venture Bros sleeve. Up first was Henchman 21 (and Henchman 24).

Picture of my inner biceps of Henchman 21 in bondage gear holding Henchman 24's skull. Several other venture brothers characters are partially visible, including most of the bust of Dr. Orpheus.

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Niv Mizzet's Right Hand Squirrel @mtgcritical.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Oh also as a reminder, I do have this shiny new quiver, and for $250 we could work together to turn it into the greatest statement piece in your lgs' history. If you want to stand out, and carry all of your decks safely, hit me up! DMs are open and art fingers are twitchin!

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Swank @swankestmender.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

We made the hard decision today to put our sweet baby Loretta to rest. She gave me 17 amazing years I wouldn't trade for anything. My first pet when I moved out on my own, she got me through my mother's passing, a divorce, and everything else along the way. I'll always love you, baby bear.

First photo I took of loretta when I brought her home from the rescue shelter. She's a blue nose pit. Here she's at her skinniest. She was rescued on the side of a highway having clearly recently given birth to a litter of puppies.

The last photo I took of her. She's laying on our kitchen floor looking away from me.

For many years she would sit on her but like a person next to us on the couch. Here she is on our couch sitting next to stephanie watching TV together.

She was our summer girl. She loved the sun and warm air so much. She'd sit outside on her bed for hours sniffing the air. We'd have to force her to come inside sometimes.

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Turn1Proxy @edhaltered.com · 05/05/2026

This weeks giveaway is… A foil Copy token of Nega Scott, with a pencil sketch of Ramona Flowers on the back! Just be repost this and be following me on Sunday May 10 for a chance to win!

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Swank @swankestmender.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Had to share this insane haul that came in the mail today. A few orders all lined up and came at the same time. The FBB Sol Ring is maybe my new favorite card I own.

Picture of 3 Magic cards. A (Japanese Tempest) Ancient Tomb, a (Japanese Tempest) Lotus petal, and a (Japanese Foil) Hope of Ghirapur.

7 Magic cards and 2 shiny Doot Loot treasure tokens. The cards are (Japanese foil) Prized statue, (Japanese foil) Starting Town, (Japanese foil) Wishclaw Talisman, (Japanese foil Big Score) Grand Abolisher, (Japanese foil borderless MH3) Orim's Chant, (Japanese foil showcase) Redirect Lightning, and (Japanese foil Dr. Who extended art) Exotic Orchard.

4 magic cards. (Italian foreign black border) Sol Ring, Disrupting Shoal, (Italian signed) Avacyn's Pilgrim, (Japanese Mirage) Final Fortune

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Swank @swankestmender.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

This one looks crazy at the moment cause I bled a bunch while it was going on but love these little assholes. Next session will be two: Doc Venture and Henchman 21. Almost done with the half sleeve! #venturebros #murderousmoppets

Picture of my most recent tattoo of the Murderous Moppets from The Venture Brothers. Also visible are parts of tattoos of Dr. Girlfriend, The Master, Dr. Orpheus, Brock, and Molotov Cocktease.

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Swank @swankestmender.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Every single one of the guys on the Ringer playoff entrance survey had at least one of the Celtics or Nuggets in the finals with the majority picking them both to get there. I'll live off the schadenfreude from this all summer.

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Swank @swankestmender.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

I'm going to be pretty insufferable about everyone in the media (or at least at the Ringer) picking Denver to win the title year after year because of Jokic despite them only making it out of the second round twice with him. How is he different from Westbrook who everyone hates for some reason?

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Swank @swankestmender.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Thanks to @mtgcritical.bsky.social for this absolutely perfect painted alter of the pirate from Venture Brothers. Everyone should be rushing to put in a commission request right meow! You will definitely not be disappointed.

A painted alter of the Magic: The Gathering card Malcolm, Keen-Eyed Navigator done to look like the pirate from Venture Brothers.

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Niv Mizzet's Right Hand Squirrel @mtgcritical.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

"If you'd a played by the rules, the Ghost Pirate rules, none of this would have happened! But, no, you had to go and kill a guy." Malcolm, Keen-Eyed Navigator (NFS) #mtgalters #venturebros #art #commissionsopen

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Niv Mizzet's Right Hand Squirrel @mtgcritical.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

I am getting a touch nervous about Vegas funds. IRL bills have absorbed almost everything I had saved. If you have the means and want something/are able to share this post, I have added more alters to my Ko-Fi. I have original paintings on there as well! #MCVegas26 ko-fi.com/mtgcritical/...

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Visit James~MtGCritical's Shop!

I've opened a shop. Come take a look!

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Swank @swankestmender.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

My Venture Brothers sleeve is definitely coming along well. Hunter Gathers might have replaced Dr. Orpheus as my new favorite!

Tattoo on my inner left shoulder of Molotov Cocktease from Venture Brothers. Also visible are parts of other Venture Bros characters including Brock, The Master, and Dr. Girlfriend

Tattoo on my outer shoulder of Hunter Gathers from Venture Bros. Also visible are Brock, the Master, and the Monarch.

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Swank @swankestmender.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

The mail day I've been anticipating all week has finally arrived. Huge thanks again to @mtgcritical.bsky.social for the JBM commission and for making so much cool art. Buy their stuff or ask about commissions. You won't be disappointed!

4 painted altered MTG cards in a 2x2 grid. The top two are Esper Sentinel and Grand Abolisher. The bottom two are Jolly Balloon Man and a balloon copy token.

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Swank @swankestmender.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Working on blinging out Tymna/Dargo with all either painted alters or foreign language versions. I've ordered a decent amount more that is in the works, including a bunch of fire pieces from @mtgcritical.bsky.social. Particularly a fan of the lotho and command tower in this pic.

Photo of magic cards on a black background. Painted alter arts include Bloodstained Mire, Arcane Signet, Blood Crypt, Lotho, Sol Ring, Windswept Heath, Command Tower, and City of Traitors. Foreign language cards include foil Imperial Recruiter, foil Smothering Tithe, Corrupt Mirror, foil Relic of Legends, foreign black border sacrifice, foil demonic tutor, and foil culling the weak.

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Swank @swankestmender.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Played really smart and tight in some games and only so so in others. Tymna/Dargo is the deck for me for sure. Just need to keep stacking reps. I was able to pick up these

Pic of 6 magic cards double sleeved all in Japanese. The top row left to right: foil imperial recruiter, foil smothering tithe, foil relic of legends. Bottom row left to right: foil entomb, foil culling the weak, regular cursed mirror.

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Swank @swankestmender.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Loretta is recovering nicely and back to her usual spot beside me on the couch.

Blue nose pitbull named Loretta sleeping on the couch next to me wearing a pink floral handkerchief around her neck.

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Swank @swankestmender.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Our sweet little Loretta may be considered geriatric at 17 years old, but she was super brave today and did a great job in surgery to have an infected growth removed from her belly. Everyone tell her what a beautiful perfect angel she is.

My blue nose pitbull Loretta laying on our couch looking back at the camera. She's wearing a Prince Purple Rain shirt and being adorable.

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Swank @swankestmender.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Everything @mtgcritical.bsky.social does is cool as hell but that goes doubly for the album covers. Tinybones/Fleem as MF Doom is something you don't realize you needing your life until you see it.

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Swank @swankestmender.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

Please someone buy these pieces so I'm not further tempted to do even more damage to my wallet than I've already done. That grand abolisher is calling to meeeee

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Niv Mizzet's Right Hand Squirrel @mtgcritical.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

March budget is done, as are taxes, neither are awesome. If I wanna make it to Shoebox I'm gonna have to sell some stuff. This is that thread! Everything is this thread will ship this weekend. I gotta cover gas and hotel. Dm to claim, shares are massively helpful! Details are in alt text! 1/🧵

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RedFade @redfade.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

With the news yesterday, I’m giving away a play box of Lorwyn. To enter like and repost this, and also reply with a receipt of you donating at least 10 dollars to a trans charity of your choice. I recommend trans continental pipeline since they can help people get out of Kansas tcpipeline.org

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Swank @swankestmender.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

Third piece of what will eventually be a full Venture Brothers sleeve. This might be my favorite yet!

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Swank @swankestmender.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

Cracked a foil future sight Brainstorm on Whatnot last night. By far my luckiest pull on the app ever. Pretty dang close to my luckiest pull period.

Foil Future Sight Brainstorm from a Mystery Booster 2 pack.

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Swank @swankestmender.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

I have been loving this dimir aggro deck lately. Azure Beastbinder has quickly become my favorite creature in Standard.

Dimir Aggro deck in standard w/ 4x Azure Beastbinder

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Defcat MTG @defcat.bsky.social · 12/11/2024

🎉GIVE AWAY!🎉 Winner gets a FULL ART FOIL DOCOTOR STRANGE counter spell & a SEALED Vegas exclusive storm comic! To enter just: Follow💌 RETPOST🔃 Like❤️ Ends in two weeks!!

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