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@swanfloatieknight.bsky.social
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SwanFloatieKnight on tumblr and Ao3 medievalist who stumbled into the Age of Sail

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bolt 🌊 @cloubstrife.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
norribeth 👍
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Ari @clearpurpleskies.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Norribeth week day 2: barrel #norribeth #potc
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Ari @clearpurpleskies.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sparbossa in the captain's cabin. #yaoi #mlm
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Aaron (Val)🦊🔪🌟🍪🏔️ @valsparkle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
my headcanon is that Adrian is a civil engineer, and they met Rocky while both were studying
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Aaron (Val)🦊🔪🌟🍪🏔️ @valsparkle.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Hodge overheard something he shouldn't have, and now he is deeply worried about Fagin's safety
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Foxing Around🦊🏳️‍🌈 @foxingaround.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
some angels go "moo" the Russian word for ladybug is "god's little cow" 🐞 🐄
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sloan @knightslayrr.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Foxing Around🦊🏳️‍🌈 @foxingaround.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
children of any species are very good at being annoying and very cute while doing that
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Aaron (Val)🦊🔪🌟🍪🏔️ @valsparkle.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
a little while ago @swanfloatieknight.bsky.social asked me to draw some medieval inspired colouring pages for a university event that would include some children. Feel free to print these out and colour some little guys
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Ari @clearpurpleskies.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
James knows how to please the Pirate King ;) #norribeth
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Aaron (Val)🦊🔪🌟🍪🏔️ @valsparkle.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
when Silna was very little
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 06/06/2026
skeleton with sunglasses holding bread. text: I love abortion, the gate, immigrants, garlic bread
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Foxing Around🦊🏳️‍🌈 @foxingaround.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Our Ancestors. I can't help but wonder about those homo sapiens and neanderthal hybrid children, and how they must have been raised and loved and been part of their community #paleoart
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Ari @clearpurpleskies.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Sunlight sunlight. ♡♡
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
DA R0MAN Z0NE - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELTEAN SHOPPIN IN A STORE AND IT SAYS "BREAD AND CIRCUSES ONLY KEEP US DISTACTED IF WE CAN AFFORD THE BREAD AND THE CIRCUS DOESNT STOP EVERY FEW MINUTES FOR AN AD BREAK " - DA RULING CLASS IS FORGETING THAT THEY GOTTA WORK A LITTLE HARDER TO KEEP US OCCUPIED AFTER THEY TOOK ALL THE DAMB WEALTH, THEY DONT EXPERIENCE HUMAN EMOTION'S SO THEY THINK LOOKING AT A.I ON A SCREEN IS THE SAME AS A TV SHOW TO US, IMAGINE CONSIDERING YOUR SELF SUPERIOR TO DA AVERAGE PERSON YET YOU CAN DERIVE NO SUBJECTIVE FEELING FROM ANY WORK OF WRITING ART OR MUSIC, A BOOK IS THE SAME AS A BRICK OR A DOORKNOB TO YOU, AND YOU LIVE WITH THE CONVICTION THAT THERE IS NOTHING BEYOND THIS WORLD YET CHOOSE TO SPEND YOUR TIME HERE AT WORK,,,, AGAINST TERM'S OF SERVICE TO SAY HOW TO SOLVE THIS PROBLEM - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Ari @clearpurpleskies.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Gillette in a hammock :3
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Aaron (Val)🦊🔪🌟🍪🏔️ @valsparkle.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Who cares about ladies when there's a fellow Captain to annoy into liking you!
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Aaron (Val)🦊🔪🌟🍪🏔️ @valsparkle.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
first time meeting your hero, and he's at least too confused to be rude
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lex @lexplays.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
"go for walk, it'll make you feel better" is the world's most annoying advice because it's always correct
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Aaron (Val)🦊🔪🌟🍪🏔️ @valsparkle.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Captain Francis R. M. Crozier, in the 1850s, retired after a long and successful career in polar exploration a commission of the historical Francis Crozier, safe and sound and never too far from his tea and sugar 🐝
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Wow just cause they support the eradication of your community over giving up a wizard story doesn’t mean you can judge them for it 😔
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Aaron (Val)🦊🔪🌟🍪🏔️ @valsparkle.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
don't call it that
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Placeholder assets in a game should look obnoxiously temporary, so obvious that no one would mistake it for the final asset. In past games we've used the doge dog (rip) as an icon, hot pink versions of characters, our CEO's head, etc. If you use a temp asset that seems passable, it may stay there.
Andreas and Werner next to a spit with upside down Bambi on itEx Libris page from Pentiment with a smiling line drawing of a person in the middle imageAndreas and pink Gernot stand-in talking to Gernot with a jester hat onAndreas performing the lemon juice candle minigame revealing the words "Guy sux"
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Ari @clearpurpleskies.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Some Ana and Jack with a strap just because~
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bolt 🌊 @cloubstrife.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
google.corn/search/best place to ahve a private cry aboard a pirate ship google.corn/search/where to cry on deck time-sensitive google.corn/search/best views to cry to on a tall ship google.corn/search/will my captain see me if i cry in the crows nest
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Aaron (Val)🦊🔪🌟🍪🏔️ @valsparkle.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Daemon and Caraxes, I've been meaning to draw more dragons
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dominic ♻️ @crystalblisters.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
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Aaron (Val)🦊🔪🌟🍪🏔️ @valsparkle.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
when your second in command was a bit tipsy and happy to see you
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Ari @clearpurpleskies.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Some toxic Beckett x Norrington !
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hms erebus @hmserebus.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
is that what they're calling it these days
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Mazie @sillyartcollector.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
If you use GenAI, you’re not welcome here #NoAI
A word balloon saying “AI makes art more accessible” above a sketchy drawing of Beethoven at a piano. Below, it’s says “Beethoven was literally deaf. Stfu and pick up a pencil.”
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Dr Lindsey Fitzharris @drlindseyfitz.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Medieval "Piss-Prophets" who would taste urine using a "urine wheel" have entered the chat.
A close up of the medieval urine wheel featuring urines of different colors. There is an illustration in the middle of a seated man inspecting another man's urine.
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saturday chillin every saturday @saturdaychillin.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Francis Crozier reclines fetchingly on the Arctic shale on his side posed like Dr Ian Malcolm with one arm resting on his raised bent knee but in full battered-looking cold weather naval slops and with a little sun protector tucked under his hat. Somebody else is bending down next to him and a few other people are milling around in the background. The eternal reminder:

SATURDAY CHILLIN’

Don’t fucken @ me 

I’M CHILLIN’
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Ian Kikuchi @curatorian.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
It's actually simpler than this: Q: Would an ignorant journalist refer to you as 'dusty'? [YES] A: You're an archive.
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Aaron (Val)🦊🔪🌟🍪🏔️ @valsparkle.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
weird little guys. they're weird and they're little
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The Terror Pin-up Calendar 2027 @terrorpinup.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
🎃 HAPPY HALLOWEEN! 🎃 Trick or treat? 🍬 Well, we've decided on a TREAT and are extending the calendar pre-orders until the 7th of November!!! Get your hot cold boys this spooky season and cherish them for the entirety of 2026! 🥳 theterrorpinup.bigcartel.com
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Aaron (Val)🦊🔪🌟🍪🏔️ @valsparkle.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
our lady of the snails
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hms terror @hmsterror.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
tiny creatures Francis JCR and Parry. You need these. Put them in your pocket immediately
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Poe | ask me about anglerfish kink @aulwil.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
I don't know who needs to hear this but no fandom event is worth giving them your ID. "but they promise they'll delete it!" doesn't matter. "but they only want to see my birthday!" doesn't matter. *AO3* doesn't ask for your ID - do not fucking trust some rando on the internet with it.
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Lætus @bajamothblast.vanadiel.network · 02/10/2024
now that it's october im legally allowed to post this
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Swan @swanfloatieknight.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
why am I crying so god damn much I'm just moving to the other side of the country and not across an entire ocean like last time. I'm even gonna be back in 3 weeks time why am I still crying so bloody much it's the North Sea and not the end of the world
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Foxing Around🦊🏳️‍🌈 @foxingaround.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
The fiercest warrior needs the most good natured steed #illustration #medieval
ink and watercolour illustration of a dog dressed as a knight riding a pig instead of a horse. the dog is white with brown spots, it's wearing clashing green blue and orange in the style of a Landsknecht, with a plumed hat. it's holding a lande and has one paw on its hip. the pig is very fat, tan with brown spots. it has a saddle and reigns which are turquoise with yellow detailing
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hms erebus @hmserebus.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
its come to my attention that some of you dont know about the JCR corset incident that sent me spiraling into months of pure insanity so here we go. on the 1819 parry expedition they put on a production of the citizen in which jcr's corset ripped open pinup style and they published a POEM about it
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Kit ✨ @thekitofit.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Jack Aubrey. #masterandcommander #russellcrowe #jackaubrey #aubreyad #digitalart #digitaloilpainting #ageofsail #COMMSOPEN #procreate
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M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
“Gender critical” by ensuring gender presentation and gender roles are policed. Slow hand clap to all involved
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Alison @finger-post.blog · 13/07/2025
Shocked to hear that someone's had their nomination for a top Navy job rescinded for taking part in drag acts on board. As if that wasn't a major part of shipboard life for centuries. L-R George Frederick McDougall, Richard Bulkeley Pearse and George Frederick Mecham of #HMSResolute in 1850-51.
Image is from the Illustrated Arctic News, a shipboard newspaper produced during the 1850-1851 search for the #FranklinExpedition, a facsimile of which was published in 1852.

It shows a scene from the theatrical production of Charles XII. There are two very pretty female-presenting people in tight brown tops and brightly coloured hooped skirts, worn with coloured stockings. and a strapping male-presenting person in a tricorn hat, frogged navy jacket, white breeches and high black boots.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 29/06/2025
i'm sick of portrayals of hell where it's just reliving the worst moments of your life. that only ever became popular because it was easy to film. if i'm paying $20 to see a movie i demand bosch style demons putting people through pasta extruders
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Aaron (Val)🦊🔪🌟🍪🏔️ @valsparkle.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Did Crozier and Ross ever encounter a Tasmanian Devil I wonder
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Aaron (Val)🦊🔪🌟🍪🏔️ @valsparkle.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Going swimming can be tricky if you own a dog bred for rescuing people at sea
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Regular Mongoose @meeptheschmorp.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Capt. Crozier and Thomas Blanky glowering at the Go for Broke plan in episode 1 of AMC's The Terror. Screencap, from Tree @unnecessary, says "Nothing activates my rage impulse more than a useless meeting"
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