Swamp Crone @swampcrone.bsky.social · 05/09/2025Can’t a man linger before a mirror and brood anymore? 080
Swamp Crone @swampcrone.bsky.social · 05/08/2025Getting a haircut makes me feel the way Michelle Pfeiffer must have in Stardust after she ate the morsel of star-heart 020
Swamp Crone @swampcrone.bsky.social · 04/08/2025I find Yennefer very, very annoying, but the witch knows how to put together an outfit 030
Swamp Crone @swampcrone.bsky.social · 25/07/2025Elphaba’s a Wild Magic Sorcerer, Galinda’s a Glamour Bard, Morrible’s an Evocation Wizard who wishes she was a Transmutation Wizard, Oscar (the Wizard) is an Artificer, and Fiyero’s a high-Charisma Rogue who took a late-stage level in Paladin. 000
Swamp Crone @swampcrone.bsky.social · 14/06/2025To my eternal chagrin and the defiance of all logic, these are not a bathing suit 🐠 0160
Swamp Crone @swampcrone.bsky.social · 10/05/2025There’s not nearly enough recognition for D&D classes as a substitute for astrology/Myers-Briggs 010
Swamp Crone @swampcrone.bsky.social · 26/04/2025Movie you’ve watched more than six times using GIFs (I’ll take any opportunity to remind the world this movie exists)media.tenor.comWitch Stardut Magic GIFALT: Witch Stardut Magic GIF 140
Swamp Crone @swampcrone.bsky.social · 12/04/2025It was a lovey day and I’m celebrating with a comparatively scandalous Close Friends story 0170
Swamp Crone @swampcrone.bsky.social · 08/03/2025A deep clean of the closet produced the following 0210
Swamp Crone @swampcrone.bsky.social · 27/02/2025White boxer briefs sort of make me feel like a jock and forget that I own thirty-two sets of gaming dice 1171
Swamp Crone @swampcrone.bsky.social · 03/02/2025I’m going to make the dodgeball league regret choosing a theme I’m enthusiastic about (video games) 050
Swamp Crone @swampcrone.bsky.social · 19/01/2025Rewatching Dimension 20’s A Crown of Candy and I think there should have been a torture sequence involving dried fruit 060
Swamp Crone @swampcrone.bsky.social · 13/01/2025I miss delicately sussing out whether my friends were down to jerk off together 050
Swamp Crone @swampcrone.bsky.social · 29/12/2024I got to spend a whole day reading, so now I’ll have the bandwidth to be a gracious and kind young lady for, oh, forty-six hours or so 1422
Swamp Crone @swampcrone.bsky.social · 16/12/2024This is me in a onesie. Direct comments, questions, and scathing remarks below. 0131
Reposted by Swamp Croneit’s g ♍️ @yourprettyboy.bsky.social · 11/12/2024looking at dick and ass pics instead of working 524119
Swamp Crone @swampcrone.bsky.social · 09/12/2024As a fanatical reader who has a hard time sitting in front of the TV, I would like to condemn this flavour of pretentious fuckery. Consume your stories through whatever media you find most enjoyable. 161
Reposted by Swamp CroneIngrid Burrington @lifewinning.com · 09/12/2024"they nabbed me in altoona" feels already very Anthem of a Folk Hero 1143894244
Swamp Crone @swampcrone.bsky.social · 08/12/2024In the Wicked novel, Crage Hall (the women's college of Shiz) allowed its students to specialize in sorcery, sciences, history, or liberal arts, and I just want to know what was going through the heads of anyone who chose the three latter. 120
Swamp Crone @swampcrone.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Cleaning out the closet and I have no recollection of buying these? 3281
Reposted by Swamp Cronenate updates @nateupdates.bsky.social · 04/12/2024can we do spotify unwrapped? i'm on PreP 193
Swamp Crone @swampcrone.bsky.social · 03/12/2024The decision to deviate from my usual crone’s blacks in favour of a grey tank is very brave of me. Audacious, even. 0151
Swamp Crone @swampcrone.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Whose brakes do I need to cut to ensure “The Wicked Witch of the East” is on the part two soundtrack? Yes, I know it’s 18 seconds long, but I’ve been looping YouTube bootlegs for twenty years and I want, need, deserve a real recording. 000
Swamp Crone @swampcrone.bsky.social · 26/11/2024“We saw you across the Shiz courtyard and we really dig your vibe.” 074
Swamp Crone @swampcrone.bsky.social · 23/11/2024This is from 2.75 years ago and I had to screenshot it off my own Insta because I’ve mislaid the original 0113
Swamp Crone @swampcrone.bsky.social · 22/11/2024“Yeah, I’ll be normal when I see Wicked.” Me listening to the soundtrack: 061
Swamp Crone @swampcrone.bsky.social · 21/11/2024I biked to work in the rain and, thoroughly drenched, am now forced to wear my kilt the traditional way 0102
