Swagmage420 @swagmage420.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Cracked oomf last night thusly ruining his hole for Sydney men sawrry ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 0120
Swagmage420 @swagmage420.bsky.social · 19/05/2025The autumn winds are cold, I like the way it bites my face, lost my guasha somewhere in the laundry that’s a shame, still get mildly triggered every time I remember the way she’d touchy god damn food constantly so ew ew ew ew anyways uhh life could be worse lmao 020
Swagmage420 @swagmage420.bsky.social · 14/05/2025Time 2 clock in 4 my shift at the fake real ass bitch factory 0120
Swagmage420 @swagmage420.bsky.social · 13/05/2025Freak bitch who sent a company wide email to her well company to pressure us into selling sandwiches daily is back like how the fuck did she make it passed the gates of hell??? Hate ha 010
Swagmage420 @swagmage420.bsky.social · 12/05/2025Had to delete tonight by pinkpantheress off my phone because that freak wouldn’t stop singing the chorus at me and it makes my skin crawl now lmao 010
Swagmage420 @swagmage420.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Accidentally viewing the story of a bitch u can’t stand 👎👎👎 070
Reposted by Swagmage420Zara H Art 🔜 NYCC H19 @zarahartist.bsky.social · 29/04/2025Mel, my beloved. #Arcane 3942451185
Swagmage420 @swagmage420.bsky.social · 27/04/2025Not our flop ex chef popping in for a visit bitch we fired you for stealing 050
Swagmage420 @swagmage420.bsky.social · 24/04/2025I decided a long time ago that despite having a realistic opinion of myself, people not fucking with me is a sign of flawed character and lives are better improved when ur on my side :3 020
Swagmage420 @swagmage420.bsky.social · 23/04/2025I feel less like crying today lmao that’s good I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 050
Swagmage420 @swagmage420.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Wait staff should be able to tell customers to fuck off 20 minutes before closing time like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 161
Swagmage420 @swagmage420.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Never have a felt more love from friends than being dragged like this lmfao 0100
Swagmage420 @swagmage420.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Really cute guy or slash possible nonbinary came in for an iced coffee today 020
Swagmage420 @swagmage420.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Today wasn’t bad but it wasn’t great also I am owed a great debt now which I will collect for 010
Swagmage420 @swagmage420.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Grown man having a bitch and a moan about coconut water please find your balls and reattach them to your body and gtfo my face 000
Swagmage420 @swagmage420.bsky.social · 21/04/2025New coworker that turned out not to be a vibe suggested this alty graphic novel for me to read, first fuckin page is a lady making out with her cat and then proceeds to be like vignettes of like vulgar stories about losers, maybe it’s because I don’t like her anymore but like this shit is ass omfg 130
Swagmage420 @swagmage420.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Disassociating on command would be a pretty neat skill tbh 040
Swagmage420 @swagmage420.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Disassociating on command would be a pretty neat skill tbh 020
Swagmage420 @swagmage420.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Been posting on close friends purely to hide from THAT person lmao three more days 020
Swagmage420 @swagmage420.bsky.social · 16/04/2025Maybe I’m crazy but I believe their is such a thing as coming on too strong too fast even in a platonic sense, saying “I love you” and “I’ll miss you” when you haven’t even known me for more than a month gives me like the major ick what the fuuuuuuck 040
Swagmage420 @swagmage420.bsky.social · 16/04/2025Four more days (not counting the long weekend) and this shit is over, god I had no idea how good I had it going to work and being chill and level with everyone lmfao 050
Swagmage420 @swagmage420.bsky.social · 14/04/2025Not to be corny but one lesson I’m probably going have to keep learning is not to ignore my own feelings of discomfort lmao 😅 1120
Swagmage420 @swagmage420.bsky.social · 09/04/2025Witchcraft and devilry is afoot… something very very fishy is going on astrologically speaking 140
Swagmage420 @swagmage420.bsky.social · 07/04/2025Man why does the stinky customer have to linger :/ 220
Swagmage420 @swagmage420.bsky.social · 05/04/2025Lying about being my mates manager to get free tickets to events is working sioooooooo well hehehe 130
Swagmage420 @swagmage420.bsky.social · 04/04/2025I hate the raaaaiiin I find it tiresome and monotonous 130
Swagmage420 @swagmage420.bsky.social · 02/04/2025People who like extra hot milk you know that shits burnt right??? 040
Swagmage420 @swagmage420.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Insta saw it first but this little asshole snuck up on me I didn’t even know he was in my room for like an hour or two anyways hes an old diva ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 070
Reposted by Swagmage420Las 🐺🪽 @featherfangart.bsky.social · 05/03/2024| Wedding Night | #vashwood #trigun 5542248
Reposted by Swagmage420spooky dio @satyronmars.bsky.social · 26/03/2025u got games on your phone? 0432
Swagmage420 @swagmage420.bsky.social · 25/03/2025I always find it a little disappointing when someone is a practising Wiccan and they ARENT gay like :/ what r u doing all that for 060
Swagmage420 @swagmage420.bsky.social · 24/03/2025Straight men asking if our matcha is real…. No honey no 020
Swagmage420 @swagmage420.bsky.social · 24/03/2025Did not know Mercury retrograde lasted for a long asf time what the actual hell 020
Reposted by Swagmage420Zach @zachnyx.bsky.social · 20/03/2025This is just how every day feels now huh 327651
Swagmage420 @swagmage420.bsky.social · 19/03/2025I fear that I am spiritually recovering from a birthday party that was literally pre ordained to be a boring shitty and lame affair 020
Swagmage420 @swagmage420.bsky.social · 14/03/2025I can see the blood moon so I will be making creepy manifestations :} putting absolutely spooky wishes out into the universe :}}} 050
Swagmage420 @swagmage420.bsky.social · 13/03/2025Awwww no our senile customer who used to make animal sounds at us passed away this morning :/ 070
Swagmage420 @swagmage420.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Why won’t my friend shut the fuck up about Caesar salad like this is suspicious at this point 020
Swagmage420 @swagmage420.bsky.social · 11/03/2025Drawing and I realise I know nothing about shoes outside of the chunky kingdom hearts and sonic monstrosities 040
