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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

@swagbeaft.bsky.social
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 24m
But isn't it scary, to think there's a highest number? That, if you made 99 good memories, you couldn't hold anymore. So I don't like to keep count of the flowers we pick, or the times that they laugh, or how many scary faces they make. I just hope we'll be friends for 999 more years.
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 58m
“Lotion and napkins”…? No, you guys don’t understand! Let me explain! This— listen to me, okay, this is really important, I don’t know why this is in the room. I have no idea what it’s doing in the room, but listen, this is DOG VITAMINS. This is a big pump of Omega-3 for the dogs.
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 1h
Why don't we let the guy whose every plan could be reasonably construed as an abstract suicide attempt take a crack at it
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 2h
I'm Wing Gaster! The royal scientist!
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 2h
Father, into your hands, I commend my spirit Father, into your hands Why have you forsaken me?
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 3h
Yeah. Lots of fan mail coming in— They want him to start fagging it up. I mean queering it up.
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 3h
I love you. I'm glad I exist.
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 4h
9. 99. 999. 9999. If everything gets high enough, You become invincible. Nothing can hurt you anymore. Nothing can hurt anyone anymore.
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 4h
DON'T YOU RECOGNIZE…
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 5h
satisfied, reports state that the manatee said that it had a headache but the zookeeper said quote “these hoes don’t want a solution they just want someone to talk to”
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 5h
is drinkable water, able to drink in the mouth for um that’s thirsty. please note that the manatee then proceeded to drink the water but it was from a bottle that the tourism poured down his manatee throat. Throat After… after drinking a whole bottle of water the manatee was still not
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 5h
the manatee was about to die of thirsty, fortunately the local tourist saw so they poured water um um um um when the manatee heard the sound of water he immediately turned his head and opened his mouth eagerly to catch the ??? please note that from the manatees point of view the water they poured
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 5h
The chugging of a sacred beer
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 6h
- What the actual fuck is this? Hell? - This is a county map of the State of Michigan in the United States. It's one of the more reasonable county delineations in the country. What the actual fuck do you think it is? - I thouhj it was wisonins or East Caroline - East Caroline? - West?
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 6h
But in a solitary life, there are rare moments when another soul dips near you, as stars once a year brush the earth. Such a constellation was he to me.
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 7h
church implies heaven is even within their reach. church implies salvation.
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 7h
I love when it's busy at TV WORLD and the gay pippins get mean
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 8h
[Hit the gym] KID
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 8h
like thatss awesom i guess but it justs seems like some bodys is always pregant around here its weird
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 9h
nobody is as psychosexually obsessed with margaret thatcher as you are
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 9h
GO [Ga-Ga] AND [Die]
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 10h
9. 99. 999. 9999. If everything gets high enough, You become invincible. Nothing can hurt you anymore. Nothing can hurt anyone anymore.
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 10h
I'll follow you down 'til the sound of my voice will haunt you Give me just a chance You'll never get away from the sound of the woman that loves you
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 11h
You Gay ASF For Passing Up The Opportunity To Have A Beautiful Woman Play In Your Guts
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 11h
Breaking Bad = Undertale Better Call Saul = Deltarune
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 12h
i know her star sign, i know her blood type i've seen every movie she's been in and, oh god, she's beautiful
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 12h
church implies heaven is even within their reach. church implies salvation.
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 13h
I [Die] EVERY DAY, EVERY DAY I FEEL LIKE I'M [Dying]. AND MY INSIDES TURN A LITTLE MORE [black and charred].
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 13h
they've already seen it, after all; they've seen her very being, tangled wires of code and zeroes and ones, all unwound and put back together by their own hands.
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 14h
And— I don’t wanna be a pessimist, Y’know,maybe this weekend won’t be a total disaster, But if it is, I don’t wanna die with any regrets. So… can I kiss you tonight?
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 14h
Spamton got hit by a car
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 15h
I mean fuck, I like pills, I like drugs I like gettin' money, I like strippers, I like to fuck
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 15h
Now they're going to bed and my stomach is sick And it's all in my head
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 16h
My little gadabout! I promise not to keep you long. You are impatient! You are Just like Your dear old mumma!
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 17h
- Upon attaining this age, an elf does not die. Rather he feels compelled to migrate to some mysterious, other land, departing the world of men. - is that what your parents told you when you woke up and your pet elf was gone
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 17h
Hence nothing remains except for our regrets.
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 18h
* (Kris got up. It seemed the painting was complete.) * (...) * (But, their hand, smudged with graphite...) * (... was still moving, as if to trace some unseen shape.)
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 18h
I JUST I DIDNT THINK I COULD STAND TO SEE YOUR FACE WHEN I SAID GOODBYE .
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 19h
Eat people?! No way! ... Okay, even if he did, it was just the one time!
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 19h
I've been driving out to the suburbs to park at the Goodwill, and stare at the chemtrails with my little brother.
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 20h
*laughing with quiet intensity while doing daily crossword* time for a fuckig scary one
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 20h
Maybe, if you're with a group of friends who'll never be together again, all your lights will shine at the same time and you'll know, and then you can hold each other and whisper, "This was so good. Oh my God, this was so good."
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 21h
Father, into your hands, I commend my spirit Father, into your hands Why have you forsaken me?
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 21h
You call me "dude" and then ask me to peg you Burnt out dude, you look like you're sixty
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 22h
you may be quick, but i'm w.d. faster!
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 22h
i know they’re having crazy 1999 green tinted dead end job office sex
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 23h
Though in love portions are never stingy. There are no smidgens or pinches, only rolling abundance. That’s how you acquire the resolution for survival that the coming years are about to demand. You don’t earn it. It’s given.
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 23h
The Furtive Pygmy..!
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
There's really just one thing that we have in common, Neither of us will be missed.
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
She’s being torn apart from the inside out, and the person she loves more than life itself is right in front of her.
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