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SvetBeard @svetbeard.bsky.social · 1h
Maybe she’s not alone. The title could refer to the target audience of the one person who actually tried any of the recipes.
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SvetBeard @svetbeard.bsky.social · 2h
My daughter wanted to make me a cake for Father’s Day. She ended up incinerating a bowl full of chocolate “batter.” The burnt smell faded within a few months and a few steam cleanings (with and without vinegar).
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SvetBeard @svetbeard.bsky.social · 2h
My microwave has a pre-programmed button to cook “Lemon Shrimp Risotto.” The manufacturers seem to think you should use their appliance for everything. Microwaved thanksgiving turkey anyone?
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SvetBeard @svetbeard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They were too busy writing essays.
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SvetBeard @svetbeard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Good news! He doesn’t consider you people.
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SvetBeard @svetbeard.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A week at most. Maybe even a few days. Then the politicians saw power to grab and slammed the jingoism button as hard as they could.
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SvetBeard @svetbeard.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
But then a second string Dem won’t be able to go on TV and give a milquetoast “response” to the pre-published speech that Trump mumbled through/threw out the window. According to the pundits and consultants, It would be political suicide!
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SvetBeard @svetbeard.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Conveniently, no one ever has standing to challenge anything they don’t want to issue orders on.
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SvetBeard @svetbeard.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Are you pitching court reform or a timeshare?
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SvetBeard @svetbeard.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
So that’s what happened to Vern.
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SvetBeard @svetbeard.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Alas, “Statue of Liberty up-skirts” returns zero results. Maybe “Statue of Liberty up-togas” would work better. . .
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SvetBeard @svetbeard.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
There are some airports where you can get a free visitor pass to do exactly what you are talking about: www.cnn.com/2026/06/01/t...
cnn.com
Want to meet your family at their gate? You can at these airports | CNN
More than 20 US airports offer a visitor pass program that allows you to go past security to assist traveling family members, eat at a restaurant or just plane watch.
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SvetBeard @svetbeard.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
🤦‍♂️ On an unrelated note, women physicians have better patient outcomes: jamanetwork.com/journals/jam...
jamanetwork.com
Patients Treated by Female Physicians Had Better Mortality Rates
Hospitalized patients in the US tended to have a lower chance of dying or being readmitted within 30 days when they were treated by female physicians rather than male clinicians, a recent study publis...
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SvetBeard @svetbeard.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
That’s actually step 1 in the Demolition Man Prophecies. Next step: 3 Seashells
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Sylvester Stallone: Violation Verbal Moralities (Demolition Man)
Alt: Sylvester Stallone: Violation Verbal Moralities (Demolition Man)
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SvetBeard @svetbeard.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
If your goal is to lose foreign talent, destroy the US higher ed system, and make no money, this is fucking brilliant.
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SvetBeard @svetbeard.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Maybe he doesn’t have time to dedicate free labor to do basic research for you.
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SvetBeard @svetbeard.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
On X, they would have included a sieg heil and @‘ed Elon Musk. Much better here.
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Silverman on Security @silvermansecurity.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
There's a lot of discourse about a new podcast about Biden's senior natsec team & the fallout from how they dealt w/the aftermath of Hamas's 7 OCT attack on Israel. As I've related before, the real problem is that they had decided they wouldn't deal w/the Israeli-Palestinian issue in term 1. 1/
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SvetBeard @svetbeard.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
There are 98 municipalities. Jurisdictions overlap and are negotiated so some munis have their own police and some use County police. Some have their own building inspectors and some use the County’s etc. Then fire departments are their own districts except that some munis have their own. It’s nuts.
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SvetBeard @svetbeard.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Filibustering unto the grave. He will die as he lived: blocking progress at all costs.
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SvetBeard @svetbeard.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Sketchy guy in alley: “psst. . . Hey, you look like you got high blood pressure. I got a little something that’ll make it all better. This one’s free, but when you research the improved cardio-vascular outcomes, you’ll be back with cash.”
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SvetBeard @svetbeard.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
The San Antonio airport offers a free visitor pass on case you want to overpay for Burger King or browse the duty free store: flysanantonio.com/home/at-the-...
flysanantonio.com
SAT Pass - San Antonio International Airport
The San Antonio International Airport (SAT) Pass Program allows the non-traveling public to visit SAT and enjoy the amenities on the post-security side of the passenger terminal. Obtaining an SAT […]
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SvetBeard @svetbeard.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Sounds like Amtrak has a self-esteem problem, “Even I can’t believe you’re trying to pay me and I’m Amtrak!”
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SvetBeard @svetbeard.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I think even without digital, APS would have died albeit more slowly. It was targeted at the consumer market and the “killer feature” was the drop-in film cassettes. The problem was that it was more expensive and the picture quality was notably worse than 35mm. It wasn’t better enough to matter.
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SvetBeard @svetbeard.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
They were dirty.
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SvetBeard @svetbeard.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I kinda want to hear how Mamdani manages to tell Jeffries, “I’m sorry that you suck,” diplomatically.
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SvetBeard @svetbeard.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tam_O%2...
en.wikipedia.org
Tam O'Shaughnessy - Wikipedia
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SvetBeard @svetbeard.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Yeah, well if you don’t like it, you can stick a fork in it.
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SvetBeard @svetbeard.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Don’t worry. They’re cutting school funding too.
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SvetBeard @svetbeard.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
That’s called “taxation” and even “low-margin” businesses have to fund government. That’s the price of civilization.
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SvetBeard @svetbeard.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I think you mean “Pog”
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The Simpsons: Milhouse's ALF Pogs
Alt: The Simpsons: Milhouse's ALF Pogs
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SvetBeard @svetbeard.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
The people spewing meaningless business jargon are just as “authentic” as the AI, but more pathetic. The AI at least has the excuse that it was never granted the gift of a thinking mind.
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SvetBeard @svetbeard.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
My 8-year old’s intelligence must be off the charts then…
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SvetBeard @svetbeard.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Same with riding your Ferrari down the interstate…
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SvetBeard @svetbeard.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Video games are better than TV. At least the mind is engaged.
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SvetBeard @svetbeard.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Wally’s better watch out: www.wallys.com
wallys.com
Home of the Great American Road Trip | Wally's
Wally's is your stop for the cleanest restrooms, tasty BBQ, warm popcorn to go, fresh coffee and unexpected necessities. Stop in on your way!
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SvetBeard @svetbeard.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Wouldn’t the moral choice be to destroy the records rather than hand them over?
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SvetBeard @svetbeard.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Consider that the ultimate achievement in baseball is the “Perfect Game” where absolutely nothing happens.
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SvetBeard @svetbeard.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
It’s possibly also a self-fulfilling prophecy. “We have to invade to stop the drones!” Invade. Cubans fight back with drones. “See? That’s why we had to invade! Too bad about Miami.”
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SvetBeard @svetbeard.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Like Somali pirates ransoming ships, it’s rational for the hacker group to accept the money and honor the deal. You’re way more likely to get paid if you have the reputation that you keep your promises especially in a high profile case like this one.
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SvetBeard @svetbeard.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Are they trying to reinvent apprenticeships?
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SvetBeard @svetbeard.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I run AutoCAD with several files open and it will start to approach Chrome in memory use. It’s mind-boggling how memory inefficient everything has become.
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SvetBeard @svetbeard.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Hell, my wife worked for the hospital, her stuff was supposed to be 100% covered, and she still got a bill from the random anesthesiologist.
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SvetBeard @svetbeard.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I just throw the dishes in the bowl, add soap, give it all a quick scrub, then flush a few times to rinse. Works great except that I need to buy more spoons every few weeks.
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SvetBeard @svetbeard.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
One side is worried about playing by the rules while the other side just bought the refs.
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SvetBeard @svetbeard.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Lone Elk Park in St. Louis. Free entry and you can stuck in traffic behind a bison while looking for elk: stlouiscountymo.gov/st-louis-cou...
stlouiscountymo.gov
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SvetBeard @svetbeard.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Many of the assignments are stored on and submitted through Canvas. It may be completely inaccessible.
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SvetBeard @svetbeard.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Weather forecasts two or three days after the fact.
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SvetBeard @svetbeard.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
“Surely the oil company flack who told me that has no ulterior motive.”
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SvetBeard @svetbeard.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
So it’s about as smart as the average tech CEO.
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