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Barry Dorrans @blowdart.me · 17/01/2026

www.instagram.com/p/DS5GjYVFZp...

One elephant watches another ascend a vertical cliff by walking up it and says “Holy shit, they are suction cups”

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James Sutherland @sutherland.pw · 18/09/2025

@amandaknox.com I wonder if they have your books in the DS9 library...

Captain Pike, Captain Picard and Chief O'Brian - both captains recalling their positive experiences with condensed time memories, O'Brian.... not.

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James Sutherland @sutherland.pw · 01/06/2025

Want to outwit Skynet? A spelling test should suffice:

Facebook AI claiming that "one thousand" does not contain the letter N. Oops.

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James Sutherland @sutherland.pw · 19/05/2025

"Real US prison food" (Nutraloaf) on Instagram. Quite the range of comments: "atrocious", "better than most American meals"... www.instagram.com/reel/DIyr2EH...

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James Sutherland @sutherland.pw · 03/05/2025

Even Duolingo is working on escape plans from the rogue nation between Canada and Mexico now:

Duolingo message: Canadian English isn't just American but nicer (Canadian flag) It's a unique dialect!

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James Sutherland @sutherland.pw · 30/04/2025

Can confirm Occam's Cat first hand. Also a fan of Murphy's Razor.

Gun, Cat, Razor, Law:

Checkov's:
If a gun is introduced in the first act, it must be fired by the third.
If a box is introduced in the first act, a cat must sit in it by the third
The simplest way to fire a gun is to pull the trigger
Every gun in a play will be fired

Schrodinger's:
You can't know if a gun is loaded, or not, until the trigger is pulled
An unopened box may contain a dead cat, or an alive one, and you won't know until you open it
An unopened box may contain the solution to your problems
You can't know that things will go wrong, until they do

Occam's:
The simplest way to kill off a character is to shoot them
If you hear a strange noise at night, it's probably a cat
The simplest explanation is probably the correct one
Everything that can be explained, will be explained

Murphy's:
Any gun that can go off, will go off
Any box that can contain a cat, will contain a cat
Anything that can be simple, will be simple
Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong

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James Sutherland @sutherland.pw · 30/04/2025

Due process is the difference between an "arrest" and an "abduction".

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James Sutherland @sutherland.pw · 23/04/2025

I *think* this one's a joke, but with this regime who can be sure?

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James Sutherland @sutherland.pw · 23/04/2025

Shared elsewhere by a friend.

The Rise of a Woman
I wish I could see all the versions of myself that I once was, lined up against the wall. I would walk over to every single one of them and thank them for not giving up when I knew they wanted to.
-your weakness is your strength

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James Sutherland @sutherland.pw · 22/04/2025

Hey, he's slashed prices as promised! OK, *stock* prices not *grocery* prices, which keep climbing since some idiot started a trade war with the whole world except Russia, but at least someone is getting to buy stuff cheaply...

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James Sutherland @sutherland.pw · 21/04/2025

Happy Easter to all, especially those "fighting and scheming" to give *suspected* murderers etc the due process everyone should get before being shipped to Donald's overseas gulag. "Worst and most incompetent President"? That would be the incumbent. Even the autopen could do better...

Donald J. Trump & @realDonaldTrump
Happy Easter to all, including the Radical Left Lunatics who are fighting and scheming so hard to bring Murderers, Drug Lords, Dangerous Prisoners, the Mentally Insane, and well known MS-13 Gang Members and Wife Beaters, back into our Country.
Happy Easter also to the WEAK and INEFFECTIVE Judges and Law Enforcement Officials who are allowing this sinister attack on our Nation to continue, an attack so violent that it will never be forgotten! Sleepy Joe Biden purposefully allowed Millions of CRIMINALS to enter our Country, totally unvetted and unchecked, through an Open Borders Policy that will go down in history as the single most calamitous act ever perpetrated upon America. He was, by far, our WORST and most Incompetent President, a man who had absolutely no idea what he was doing -- But to him, and to the person that ran and manipulated the Auto Pen (perhaps our REAL President!), and to all of the people who CHEATED in the 2020 Presidential Election in order to get this highly destructive Moron Elected, I wish you, with great love, sincerity, and affection, a very Happy Easter!!!
1.16k ReTruths 5.29k Likes
Apr 20, 2025 at 7:46 AM

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James Sutherland @sutherland.pw · 18/04/2025

Trump's tariffs proving very effective, pushing shoppers to avoid imported goods... In America's biggest export market. Genius.

Sign in Canada helping people avoid goods impacted by Trump's tariff tinkering

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James Sutherland @sutherland.pw · 17/04/2025

Back in Toronto for a few days - it's been too long! It is a lovely country.

CANADA
SOME SAY WERE EVERYONE'S FAVORITE COUNTRY. WE PREFER FAVOURITE.

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James Sutherland @sutherland.pw · 15/04/2025

I think I just found my next teapot!

A TARDIS style teapot being filled, captioned "I've been pouring in this damn thing for 45 minutes"

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James Sutherland @sutherland.pw · 15/04/2025

Not many people know this, but this test shot is what inspired Roddenberry to have Patrick Stewart play "Dr Pulaski" in season 2 under a pseudonym.

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James Sutherland @sutherland.pw · 14/04/2025

@amandaknox.com funny hotel gift in Dublin I thought you’d like - poetry reading every evening, with a printed copy to keep!

Words to the poem “Lament for Thomas Mac Donagh” by Francis Ledwidge

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James Sutherland @sutherland.pw · 13/04/2025

Ex demanding I bring her "whiskey" from Scotland. Tempted to bring her the cheapest Irish whiskey I can find in Dublin, instead of the Scotch *whisky* she is actually meaning...

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James Sutherland @sutherland.pw · 13/04/2025

Resqueak with your favourite Bond (wrong answers only)

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James Sutherland @sutherland.pw · 10/04/2025

Apparently you can buy almost anything on Amazon now. Even stuff you really, really don't want.

Search results showing Amazon offering "low priced trauma bond"

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James Sutherland @sutherland.pw · 08/04/2025

Warning: apparently overuse of orange clown makeup can cause severe brain damage.

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James Sutherland @sutherland.pw · 07/04/2025

"We know he's innocent but we want to keep him in prison anyway" has to be one of the worst lines ever said in court. Monstrous.

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James Sutherland @sutherland.pw · 06/04/2025

Was the WI election result really *despite* Musk's ham-fisted efforts to buy it with $25m, or could it have backfired? If I'd been an undecided voter there watching someone try to buy the election that blatantly, I would certainly have considered voting for the other candidate because of that.

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James Sutherland @sutherland.pw · 02/04/2025

Quoting Goebbels. The "Roman" salute. Talking about "cleansing" a population. Planning to invade neighbors for their land and resources. It's just as well they denied being Nazis, or we could get the wrong impression somehow...

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James Sutherland @sutherland.pw · 02/04/2025

There's nothing like an eloquent and subtle insult, and this certainly is nothing like...

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James Sutherland @sutherland.pw · 01/04/2025

New product launch: single malt water. 0 alcohol, 0 calories. Small batch, expected to sell out by noon today (April 1st). Tasting notes: Refreshing nothingness, combined with a cool but intense blandness A long, refreshing finish with absolutely no spice, smoke, sweetness or any flavour

Product image: Holy Burn 0 alcohol 0 calorie "single malt water".

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James Sutherland @sutherland.pw · 26/03/2025

On the way to renew my passport yesterday, I got a sandwich in a little cafe. Vegan beer - but each sandwich had a name - the tuna one being "Flipper"... Er, no thanks.

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James Sutherland @sutherland.pw · 26/03/2025

The food wars can always escalate further if you work hard enough.

Instagram post from @scenic_depictions: Homer Simpson bathing, labeled "Italians finally accepting the fact that some people like pineapple on their pizza", about to be hit with a chair by Bart, labelled "pasta with strawberries - Polish people"

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James Sutherland @sutherland.pw · 23/03/2025

Still upholding their fine tradition of journalistic accuracy I see. Maybe they should borrow a toddler to help them count to 3, too...

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James Sutherland @sutherland.pw · 19/03/2025

Tomorrow, my first ever flight on Lufthansa (Luggage Usually Flown To Hamburg And Never Seen Again). Apparently the Wurst are the best lounge food (makes sense for Frankfurt!), and I might be able to get two of their ducks for my niece and nephew with luck...

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James Sutherland @sutherland.pw · 18/03/2025

Interesting background to T2’s choice of a cop as bad guy:

Article excerpt about T2’s choice of a cop as the villain, saying it was deliberate because the real message is not about machines, but about humans losing touch with humanity and becoming “killing machines” - as cops sometimes do now.

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James Sutherland @sutherland.pw · 13/03/2025

AI marketing genius at Amazon: since I already preordered this book months ago... maybe they hope I forgot and will order another copy? They think I want to start a collection...?

Amazon "coming soon": Free, by Amanda Knox. Which I already preordered *from them* months ago.

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James Sutherland @sutherland.pw · 12/03/2025

It's important to obey all official signs.

Street sign: properly dispose of dog waste - place it in the nearest Cybertruck

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James Sutherland @sutherland.pw · 01/03/2025

Halloween special? Or scary pregnancy craving.

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James Sutherland @sutherland.pw · 22/02/2025

He's trying to channel Judge Dredd. "We are the federal law." Judge Braindead? What about all that "states' rights" thing... Only applies in Dem admins?

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James Sutherland @sutherland.pw · 22/02/2025

Hm. My coworker has a job title on LinkedIn as "data scientits". I'm guessing it's just a typo since I don't think she's involved in the mammography work, but am I just missing a joke....?

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