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Chris Stratton

@sussexstratton.bsky.social
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Once of Sussex now Germany 10+ yrs. Bailed from Musks cesspit. Bad photography, football mumblings especially Union Berlin + Brighton & Hove Albion. Sometimes Cold War history + other random rubbish. Rider of bad trains + addict of kiwi fruit.

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Chris Stratton @sussexstratton.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Wie Bitte? 👀
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Chris Stratton @sussexstratton.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
The old favourite. Nice try deutchebahn. I'll have a snap of the screen on arrival, fear not ;0]
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Chris Stratton @sussexstratton.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Germany has fallen....
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Chris Stratton @sussexstratton.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Alexa, show me a car crash waiting to happen. No way Glasner will tolerate Marinakus interfering. Fall out and gone by October. #nottinghamforest
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Chris Stratton @sussexstratton.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
The mystery of the DB algorithm. Same train, same day from Dresden in August. The service calls at BER & Ostkreuz enroute to Rostock. A ticket on the same train between BER & Ostkreuz could be purchased for €5.24. Go figure. Nope me neither. #deutschebahn
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Chris Stratton @sussexstratton.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Classless feral embarrassments disgracing themselves in Leipzig.
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Chris Stratton @sussexstratton.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Oh 👀
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Chris Stratton @sussexstratton.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Hoffenheim. Hold my beer.
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Chris Stratton @sussexstratton.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
The spirit of the DDR Oberliga lives on. Or for balance, Austria v West Germany in 1982. Or of course Southampton v Spurs in 1978. Those from a certain era at Brighton remember that one. www.instagram.com/reel/DYKX3tl...
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Sport im Osten on Instagram: "🤝🤨 Nichtangriffspakt zwischen Greifswald und Lok Leipzig - beim Stand von 1:1 in der 88. Minute stellen beide Mannschaften das Spielen ein, denn mit der Punkteteilung häl...
42K likes, 1,675 comments - spio_sportimosten on May 10, 2026: "🤝🤨 Nichtangriffspakt zwischen Greifswald und Lok Leipzig - beim Stand von 1:1 in der 88. Minute stellen beide Mannschaften das Spielen e...
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Chris Stratton @sussexstratton.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Yo Chelsea! Taaaaiwoooo! ❤️ 💪🏾 Come on home. We miss you!
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Chris Stratton @sussexstratton.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
"East German Rivals" ?!? The commentator went there. 😖 #fcunion #fckrb
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Chris Stratton @sussexstratton.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Pray for Joey Barton in this difficult time for him 🙏 #fcunon
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Chris Stratton @sussexstratton.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Steffen Baumgart SACKED at FC Union Berlin ! Marie Louise Eta takes charge as interim until the end of the season. #fcunion
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Chris Stratton @sussexstratton.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
How to build bridges and win fans over.... Mr Harris is chairman of the Northern Premier League + sits on the FA Council. Or did. Unsurprisingly he's now suspended. Suspect he's cooked. #FCUM #NPL
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Chris Stratton @sussexstratton.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Fake news that would make Trump blush.
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Chris Stratton @sussexstratton.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
A blast from the past. Withdean era Brighton fans may remember Winfried Schäfer who was manager of Cameroon at the 2002 World Cup & who Dick Knight wanted to replace Peter Taylor. Today he's a technical director for Ghana. There are variations to the strange story of Winfried Schäfer & Brighton
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Chris Stratton @sussexstratton.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Congratulations are due to ex Union favourite Taiwo Awoniyi for successfully initiating todays fire drill at the Tottenham Stadium. A safe and orderly evacuation was completed in record time. #spurs
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Chris Stratton @sussexstratton.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Given his jinxed history maybe Kepa Arrizabalaga shouldn't be near Wembley finals. :0[] #leaguecupfinal
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Chris Stratton @sussexstratton.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Germany doesn't do beat-about-the-bush small talk. Straight to the point as-it-is. Bad Luck for the assholes who won't have a tram service for several days....
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Chris Stratton @sussexstratton.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Galatasaray currently holding Dortmund's beer for CL 2nd leg choke of the day. The former have history in that dept so still favourite especially with Juve down to 10 men and now into Extra Time. #championsleague
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Chris Stratton @sussexstratton.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
No trams on the Berlin network for two days due to ice on the cables after the temperatures dropped. Berlin personified.
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Chris Stratton @sussexstratton.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
The most embarrassing submission of a title since Prince Andrew. Take the positives: - No regulations & paperwork to bother with and ultimately screw up for entry into European Competition - Macclesfield is convenient to Manchester Airport & has direct trains to Euston too. #Macclesfield
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Chris Stratton @sussexstratton.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Berlin-Sudkreuz. A sign indicating this is a non smoking station also carries a subsidiary sign with directions to the smoking area. Germany personified. #NoContextGermany
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Chris Stratton @sussexstratton.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
TNT Comentator for Arsenal v Bayern Munich last night: "Hertha Berlin only team that have stopped Bayern winning this season" Doh #TNTSports #Fail #fcunion
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a baby in a striped shirt is covering his face with his hand and says `` dear lort '' .
ALT: a baby in a striped shirt is covering his face with his hand and says `` dear lort '' .
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Chris Stratton @sussexstratton.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Shout out to Jordan Cullinane-Liburd of National League Tamworth who's managed to pick up a straight red after just five minutes at Forest Green Rovers. Top effort sir. Bizarrely Tamworth have just taken the lead. This has got the makings of a bonkers game. #FGR #Tamworth
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Chris Stratton @sussexstratton.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Hoeneß wasn't available this morning, so a credible stand in was needed. 😬
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Chris Stratton @sussexstratton.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Went to the Alte Forsterei expecting nothing but came away disappointed with only a point. A mega strong performance from Union who outfought and pressed the life out of Bayern.
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Chris Stratton @sussexstratton.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Pardon, what?
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Chris Stratton @sussexstratton.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
I despise international breaks. On the plus it gives an op to catch a landespokal game. Checking this weekends games, this one caught the eye. Oh er? Sure to be a warm reunion of old friends. :0
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Chris Stratton @sussexstratton.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Shameful @fc-union-berlin.de Many of us have dumped the fascist & bot cesspit run by Musk for a more civilised forum. No moral justification for this action. A serious lack of self awareness with this choice.
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Chris Stratton @sussexstratton.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Chaos at BER airport due to a cyber attack apparently. The difference to a normal day there will be negligible.
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Chris Stratton @sussexstratton.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Rotten Trips?! Bloody Cheek. How very dare they....
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Chris Stratton @sussexstratton.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Bravo Deutsche Bahn, Bravo. 👏 👏 Few or no toilets on a long distance service. Cross your legs if you're traveling to Rostock.
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Chris Stratton @sussexstratton.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Recycling is taken seriously in Germany. Never underestimate the dangers of attempting to climb into the clothes recycling box. Fraught with risk. Cont....
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Chris Stratton @sussexstratton.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Actually.....
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Chris Stratton @sussexstratton.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Poop :(
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Chris Stratton @sussexstratton.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Ann-Katrin Berger is better than André Onana. Fact.
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Chris Stratton @sussexstratton.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
The Dresden Frauenkirche looks over the last remains of the Carola Bridge which saw fit to collapse in the middle of the night last September. Plans for a new bridge are ongoing and uncertain. Anyone familiar with German civil engineering projects will be unsurprised. ©️ Chris Stratton
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Nick Lloyd @spaincivilwartours.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
This is wonderful. 4th tier Newport County have made in collab with Athletic Bilbao a football shirt remembering the 56 Basque children who fled Franco in 1937, finding safety in the Welsh town, some forming team called The Basque Boys. I'll getting one for my son as I'm sure will many
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Chris Stratton @sussexstratton.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Spain done nothing tonight to rescue the reputation of womens football, as not proficient when it comes to taking penalties. To spin it - the women keepers are world class at saving penalties compared to the men. :0
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Chris Stratton @sussexstratton.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Midnight Express. The Sequel. www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/uk-worl...
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Mum stuck in Turkey after what she did in hotel bathroom
Georgia Harrison had been drunkenly celebrating her boyfriend getting his new veneers
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Chris Stratton @sussexstratton.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Tuning up the tiny violin..
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Chris Stratton @sussexstratton.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
🧐
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Chris Stratton @sussexstratton.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Kevin Schade scores in the 33rd minute to give Brentford a 2-1 v Manchester United. That's sad for Man U.... * niche German pun ;0
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Chris Stratton @sussexstratton.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Tonight for the integrity of football and a big middle 🖕 to the fraudsters of Bochum who have attempted to avoid the drop to BL2 by unsporting means; Come on #fcheidenheim ! #fcunion #fckdfb
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Chris Stratton @sussexstratton.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Sent by a friend in Bochum atm. Congratulations to Patrick Drewes 👏👏🏆 #fcunion #unveu
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Chris Stratton @sussexstratton.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Textbook Bundesliga 2 tonight. 1st home to 3rd bottom, there was only going to be one result. Throw in a comedy own goal, all the essential ingredients for Europe's most bonkers league. HSV doing HSV things too. It's April. We know how this usually pans out. Will they screw up promotion again?
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Chris Stratton @sussexstratton.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
More sad news. R.I.P. Clem Burke. www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
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Drummer Clem Burke, the 'Heartbeat of Blondie,' Dead at 70
Clem Burke, the longtime drummer for Blondie who played a key role in the New Wave movement, has died at the age of 70.
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Chris Stratton @sussexstratton.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
From despair and on fast track to BL2 a few weeks ago, 10 points from a possible 12 in the last four games, the world of FC Union looks a whole load more positive. Enough points left to make European Football next season? ;0 #unveu
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Chris Stratton @sussexstratton.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Blame a foreigner...
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