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suspiciouslyBee

@suspiciouslybee.bsky.social
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audhd-ridden agender bee dragon on the internet. 24, ΘΔ, &, she/they/it. transit & VR enthusiast. unfortunately compsci. website: bee.movie likes may be occasionally NSFW +18; you've been warned pfp & banner by @sanctimony.bsky.social

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suspiciouslyBee @suspiciouslybee.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
pov
stock photo. pov of being at the dentist with a dentist holding instruments
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suspiciouslyBee @suspiciouslybee.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
so im getting into magic the gathering and i found this card and i just have to wonder why the game stores get uppity about this and telling me "please leave" and somehow theres alarms sometimes (???) is this some secret super powerful tech card or something? no lowballs i know what its worth
a blank magic the gathering sized card with rfid anti theft tags on a grey table.

just to the right edge of the frame is a deck face up wih toxic deluge barely visible
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suspiciouslyBee @suspiciouslybee.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
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suspiciouslyBee @suspiciouslybee.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
why the fuck is it in everything now
THE MYTH OF CONSENSUAL SLOPPING

Satya Nadella (Microsoft CEO): I consent
Sam Altman (OpenAI CEO): I consent
Larry Ellison (Oracle CTO): I consent

Litterally everyone else: *PLEASE* shut the fuck up

bottom header: ISN'T THERE SOMEBODY YOU FORGOT TO ASK?
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suspiciouslyBee @suspiciouslybee.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
hastily edited haha jonathan you are banging my daughter meme but ive blocked out mavil's text to say "a I" and pasted tim sweeny's head.

Panel 1- Jonathan: Hey Dracula sorry I'm late I was doing stuff
Panel 2- The Unwelcome Sweeny: "a I"
Panel 3- Jonathan: Omg!!!!! Sweny!!!!! No!!!!
Panel 4- Dracula: Haha Jonathan, I am Now unemployed

Flavor text in top border- PROTIP: Press the <- and -> keys to navigate the gallery, 'g' to view the [obscured by hastily edited in Tim Sweeny head] image.

Flavor text in Panel 4: A handle to @enlarged.cantelope, whom made the base shitpost that I hastily edited with a fever-fueled shitpost (I caught con crud)
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suspiciouslyBee @suspiciouslybee.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Segment of a drop down file view of a folder sorted by categories of date. Segment is titled "Earlier this week". contained in the folder is a PDF titled "Regrigerator-93.pdf"
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suspiciouslyBee @suspiciouslybee.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
oh right! i haven't posted my ref sheet on this thing!! art by @sanctimony.bsky.social
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