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crunchrat surpeme @sushibeans.bsky.social · 16h

Which Jurassic park is this from and how many times have you been forced to watch it?

crunchrat surpeme @sushibeans.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

They even had that poor kid smoking in one episode. He stopped at the end but they literally made him do all that. You can see the pain in his eyes

Bobby Hill from King of the Hill with greenish skin and crossed eyes sitting smoking in front a an ash tray with one million cigarettes in it

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crunchrat surpeme @sushibeans.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I sincerely think they’d let him live if he yelled “if you shoot me you’re gay!” right before

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crunchrat surpeme @sushibeans.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

“This was a radicalized young man” Radicalized by who?? Bitch??

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crunchrat surpeme @sushibeans.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Michael Israel? What’s next Jesse Palestine??

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crunchrat surpeme @sushibeans.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I work nights and the only person I’ll see all night just walked by and saw my phone right when I was looking at this

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crunchrat surpeme @sushibeans.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

If you go to the gym when you have to poop it turns the poop into muscle

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crunchrat surpeme @sushibeans.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

That’s murder bryan sneaking a turd out of the convention center so he doesn’t get banned again

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crunchrat surpeme @sushibeans.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

If I was a dumb ugly bitch that everyone hated my ass would not be holding a sign in a photo

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crunchrat surpeme @sushibeans.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

If he’s over there then who’s gonna be over here to get drunk about it? Think before you speak

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crunchrat surpeme @sushibeans.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Have you guys heard about Chinese Anchorman? “Suānméitāng was a bad choice”

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crunchrat surpeme @sushibeans.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I would give absolutely anything to be this stupid

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crunchrat surpeme @sushibeans.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

What the fuck the longer I looked the more true this became

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crunchrat surpeme @sushibeans.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

This is beside the point but are a bunch of random letters yellow in his statement or is something wrong with my eyes

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crunchrat surpeme @sushibeans.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

The first time I ever got drunk I woke up the next morning and had an email from a professor at the University of Kentucky being VERY dismissive about my idea that the big bang is both the beginning and end of the universe, like a reset button

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crunchrat surpeme @sushibeans.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

It always cracks me up when the catcher gags and makes a face before asking the ump for a new ball after every pitch

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crunchrat surpeme @sushibeans.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

John Fetterman showing up on the senate floor in the Korn Adidas with the big laces

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crunchrat surpeme @sushibeans.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

First cop showing up to 9/11: Upon arriving to the scene I was immediately able to ascertain… something wasn’t right

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crunchrat surpeme @sushibeans.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Is it just me or do all of those statues look really cool for some reason

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crunchrat surpeme @sushibeans.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I miss when everything wasn’t googoo

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crunchrat surpeme @sushibeans.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

10 years ago we had Dolly Parton, David Lynch and OJ Simpson. Now they died

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crunchrat surpeme @sushibeans.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

(Dipping one finger and touching it to his tongue) It’s ropes!!

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crunchrat surpeme @sushibeans.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

She really got lucky with all this weird maga stuff. Her contract is up this year and now if it’s not renewed she can pretend she got canceled and grift on it for years

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crunchrat surpeme @sushibeans.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

This reads like AI trying to make a george wallace post

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crunchrat surpeme @sushibeans.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

The day Trump dies is gonna be the worst day of Steve Hofstetter’s life

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crunchrat surpeme @sushibeans.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

when conservatives go too far it means they're killing people in the streets and forcing kids to show their crotches before letting them use the bathroom. when progressives go too far it means somebody's nephew said something kind of annoying

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crunchrat surpeme @sushibeans.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

am I the only one that realizes if "add more justices to the supreme court" starts to gain traction too long before 2028 trump will just do it himself and make it even worse?

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crunchrat surpeme @sushibeans.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

There’s like 10 snipers aimed at this guy

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crunchrat surpeme @sushibeans.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

They showed him that substance scene from the new scary movie and he thought it was real

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crunchrat surpeme @sushibeans.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Also as a parent one of the worst days of the year is taking your kid to get shots. Imagine having to tell them “yep and we’ll be back next month for another one”

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crunchrat surpeme @sushibeans.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Doing National Treasure but to steal air bud semen

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crunchrat surpeme @sushibeans.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

I heard we’ve got a big order on the way but they’re stuck in the 😏strait of hormuz😏

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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 08/08/2026

"comedy is about timing" no comedy is about saying things like snail elvis: don't pour salt on me now, mama

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crunchrat surpeme @sushibeans.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Blade is actually short for Beyblade

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crunchrat surpeme @sushibeans.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Unbelievable choice to not highlight that last line. Maybe the best one

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crunchrat surpeme @sushibeans.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

That grey shirt with the fly on it is tuff

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crunchrat surpeme @sushibeans.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

I think if I had played a beloved role in a beloved movie and then had a bunch of weird allegations I’d actually be trying as hard as possible to make people think of me as “the fat guy from Superbad” again

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crunchrat surpeme @sushibeans.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

(Family Annihilator playing fuck marry kill) Okay I guess I’ll fuck amber and marry amber and kill amber

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crunchrat surpeme @sushibeans.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Swabbing their noses covid style and smashing them with my fist the second they test positive

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crunchrat surpeme @sushibeans.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

(Snapping my one wish willow) I wish patrick was a better friend to the sponge

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crunchrat surpeme @sushibeans.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Conservative Gordon Ramsay Santa Claus: Oh fuck me. Shut it down. They made the Yuletide gay

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crunchrat surpeme @sushibeans.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Bryan Johnson taking mushrooms and getting so freaked out he instantly starts frantically trying to find a surgeon that will replace his now permanently fucked brain with his baby clone’s

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crunchrat surpeme @sushibeans.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

The Katy Perry that went into the water bottle is different than the one that came out

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