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Susan

@susalooo.bsky.social
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Destroyer of usb cords.

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Susan @susalooo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Telling @hooverdetroit.bsky.social that I read about the Astros getting booed in @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social substack today and Alexa started giving me the definition of crack cocaine.
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Susan @susalooo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ty Gibbs generational run this week.
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Susan @susalooo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I love this for both of them even if it’s just for the cameras. Get it Phaedra.
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Susan @susalooo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I need @stabbyabby.bsky.social to report to the courtesy phone
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Susan @susalooo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
tbf, it’s IndyCar, there’s only one race left
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Susan @susalooo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
rough day to be out there
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Susan @susalooo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
American, one mile from the Canadian border and it has changed for me.
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Susan @susalooo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
He was on MTV with our secretary of transportation
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Susan @susalooo.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Unfortunately/fortunately it looks very fun
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Susan @susalooo.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
She doesn’t even live here to vote for him!
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Susan @susalooo.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Worse than RHONJ got it.
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Susan @susalooo.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
lol, lmao
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Susan @susalooo.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I just hope he’s on the hook for some big, dumb bribe.
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Dara Lind @daralind.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I’ve been thinking about the America I’m proud of and that I want to celebrate tomorrow, and it’s things like hip-hop and blue jeans and sending a man to the moon and this.
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Maggie Tokuda-Hall @maggietokudahall.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Today's pigeon rejects anti-pigeon technology, like spikes and book bans.
A pigeon wearing a green trucker hat that says PABB over a banner that reads PIGEONS AGAINST BOOK BANS and a green background
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Susan @susalooo.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Oops.
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Susan @susalooo.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Close enough, welcome back Indy GP.
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Susan @susalooo.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Was anyone following the Christian Lundgaard subplot?
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Susan @susalooo.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Malukas and Rosenqvist is going to end in tears (mine)
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Susan @susalooo.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I will never be able to look at Graham Rahal without remembering earlier this year I was watching a race on the train with my headphones and pointed to his car and said way too loudly “SLOW.”
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Susan @susalooo.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
So I see I’m now “wake up at 3am and can’t go back to sleep” years old.
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Susan @susalooo.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Which wall? No one may ever know.
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Susan @susalooo.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
There is literally nothing worse than being at a race track on the rain.
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Susan @susalooo.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The weather does look nice this year but you can never plan on that you know?
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Susan @susalooo.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The stroke is a great excuse. It’s loud, I’m tired, and suddenly I’m eating nachos and watching world cup.
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Susan @susalooo.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
There is too much going on tonight. The NBA playoffs, LeMans, I have to go to my husbands high school reunion. Things are filling up.
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Susan @susalooo.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
We can do better than 80.
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Susan @susalooo.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
It is! The baseball team is in the, get ready for it, Honkbal Hoofdklasse, league.
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Susan @susalooo.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I was like wait Hoofddorp has a baseball team where is this mythical place?
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Susan @susalooo.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Sports related but the Blue Jays just signed a guy from the Hoofddorp Pioners and this is how I discovered it’s only like 10 minutes from Amsterdam.
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Susan @susalooo.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
If they replace Caio Collet we storm Larry Foyt’s office.
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Susan @susalooo.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Listen I’m still bitter about 2025 so.
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Susan @susalooo.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
You can enjoy something and then log into twitter and read “this is why what you like sucked actually” and I’m sick of it!
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Susan @susalooo.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I need to delete twitter.
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Susan @susalooo.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I’m gonna say something and turn off my phone: I thought Gateway was fun last night.
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Susan @susalooo.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I don’t watch Sky anymore but I think we as a society have moved past the need for Martin Brundle.
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Susan @susalooo.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Where is Bud Denker and a bag of quikcrete when you need him.
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Susan @susalooo.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Has everyone already made the “wow Detroit really is the Monaco of the Midwest” joke already?
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Susan @susalooo.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
That’s not a nice way to talk about the Coyne cars.
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Susan @susalooo.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
(Khloe is there too)
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Susan @susalooo.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Jokes on you, Lewis dating Kim Kardashian makes me like him more.
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Susan @susalooo.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I’m sorry did someone say something down there
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Susan @susalooo.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Liggett graduate Nolan Allaer?
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Susan @susalooo.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Making Arnold Palmers and I feel like I’m in a Steely Dan song.
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Susan @susalooo.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
My therapist asked me to describe my dream life and during the process I described a living room where I had multiple tvs to monitor the situation.
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Susan @susalooo.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
So I wasn’t gonna be the one to say it.
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Susan @susalooo.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
tbf: I didn’t ask for the large print it’s what they gave me at the library but I have to say it’s not bad!
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Susan @susalooo.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Heineken 0.0 and a large print version of Lena Dunham’s memoir: is this the life?
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Susan @susalooo.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I used to get so many random packs of Hollywood and Players cigarettes people in college were like who are you?
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Susan @susalooo.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Belle Isle was packed this afternoon. Let them cry.
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