Survivors Guild International @survivorsguild.bsky.social · 14/08/2025This is worth burning the Amazon for, imo. 020 0
Survivors Guild International @survivorsguild.bsky.social · 03/08/2025Googling “United States of America ending explained” 022 0
Survivors Guild International @survivorsguild.bsky.social · 03/07/2025My kidneys are almost ripe, and just in time! 011 0
Reposted by Survivors Guild InternationalNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 13/06/2025This is a distraction [dies in nuclear war]. 263918490 0
Survivors Guild International @survivorsguild.bsky.social · 21/06/2025“This country doesn’t build anything anymore!” “Oh really, then what are those?” *looks pointedly at the rows of Anxiety Factories hammering out product day and night* 010 0
Survivors Guild International @survivorsguild.bsky.social · 06/06/2025The comforting drone produced by my ever-grinding teeth 021 0
Survivors Guild International @survivorsguild.bsky.social · 05/06/2025The floor is hot lava Our air is mustard gas The sea’s all microplastics But damn, my nipples could cut glass 010 0
Survivors Guild International @survivorsguild.bsky.social · 04/06/2025Working deep in the dick mine for quarters 010 0
Survivors Guild International @survivorsguild.bsky.social · 06/05/2025New house band for future Guild meetings: Screaming US Tourist 010 0
Survivors Guild International @survivorsguild.bsky.social · 30/04/2025When I die, bury me with my unused PTO 000 0
Survivors Guild International @survivorsguild.bsky.social · 30/04/2025You don’t need to choose a job, but if you do not, one will choose you. 020 0
Survivors Guild International @survivorsguild.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Happy is the nation? Who is God? Is the Lord?? 010 0
Survivors Guild International @survivorsguild.bsky.social · 20/04/2025Report: Kids finding eggs filled with teeth 000 0
Survivors Guild International @survivorsguild.bsky.social · 18/04/2025Disastrously dry - disastrously wet - disastrously windy - disastrous doldrums - disastrously hot - disastrously cold - disastrously dry - disastrously wet - soil too hard - soil too muddy - disastrous 010 0
Survivors Guild International @survivorsguild.bsky.social · 16/04/2025Where are we meeting up for the afters? 020 0
Survivors Guild International @survivorsguild.bsky.social · 11/04/2025In light of the ever-evolving nature of the sorting criteria, it would be prudent to continue shaving your toes 010 0
Survivors Guild International @survivorsguild.bsky.social · 07/04/2025The horrors are a feature, not a bug 010 0
Survivors Guild International @survivorsguild.bsky.social · 05/04/2025Am I slurring my words or is it that speaking the truth bends our language?? 010 0
Survivors Guild International @survivorsguild.bsky.social · 01/04/2025All that moisturizing… for this? 010 0
Survivors Guild International @survivorsguild.bsky.social · 14/03/2025Maybe in the mouth, maybe not. Exciting! 010 0
Survivors Guild International @survivorsguild.bsky.social · 21/02/2025Flashin my booty down port side for sailors 000 0
Survivors Guild International @survivorsguild.bsky.social · 03/02/2025I think I’ve figured it out, the one thing that was missingsurvivors-guild.comI think I’ve figured it out, the one thing that was missing 000 0
Survivors Guild International @survivorsguild.bsky.social · 02/02/2025They call it the “feed” because it sustains us. 000 0
Survivors Guild International @survivorsguild.bsky.social · 30/01/2025What we need now is a good clean sitcom to unite us. 011 0
Survivors Guild International @survivorsguild.bsky.social · 28/01/2025“Good question,” she said, lyingly. 000 0
Survivors Guild International @survivorsguild.bsky.social · 26/01/2025Capitalism will never cease creating solutions / problems / solutions / problems.survivors-guild.comCapitalism will never cease creating solutions / problems / solutions / problems. 000 0
Survivors Guild International @survivorsguild.bsky.social · 25/01/2025How long are you supposed to wait before reusing a burial site? 010 0
Survivors Guild International @survivorsguild.bsky.social · 24/01/2025The important thing is that we continue to go to work each day 002 0
