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The Surreptitious Worker

@surreptitiworker.bsky.social
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Gonna keep getting ideas out there while we still can. I'll keep creating emails bluesky

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The Surreptitious Worker @surreptitiworker.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Sorry I'm not posting on here so much. Come join my group on Facebook! Trying to grow a page that's more than just reporting on the fascist decay.  We seem bereft of ideas beyond organizing protests.  There's more we can do! www.facebook.com/groups/10002...
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The Surreptitious Worker @surreptitiworker.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Original was one of those "they brainwashed you" memes. But all I could see was Quagmire
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The Surreptitious Worker @surreptitiworker.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Trying to grow a page that's more than just reporting on the fascist decay.  We seem bereft of ideas beyond organizing protests.  There's more we can do! www.facebook.com/groups/10002...
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The Surreptitious Worker @surreptitiworker.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
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The Surreptitious Worker @surreptitiworker.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
www.facebook.com/groups/10002...
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The Surreptitious Worker @surreptitiworker.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Just created a group on Facebook. www.facebook.com/groups/10002...
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The Surreptitious Worker @surreptitiworker.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Everything helps
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The Surreptitious Worker @surreptitiworker.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Trying for a new day of resistance! Share around!
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The Surreptitious Worker @surreptitiworker.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Heyyy all, it's been a minute. Got a new day planned to try and shoot for! Spread the word!
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The Surreptitious Worker @surreptitiworker.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Seriously, a general strike is a bad idea. They know how long we can hold out for. They're better prepared to weather out. They're already laughing at us for it. SLOWING PRODUCTION IS THE ONLY NONVIOLENT WAY TO GET THEIR ATTENTION! we have to show them that fascism isn't profitable. Keep your job!
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The Surreptitious Worker @surreptitiworker.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Here's a thought, help make ai unprofitable by being overly nice to it.
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The Surreptitious Worker @surreptitiworker.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
I need help! I've done my best to make a message go viral, but it's not enough. I don't know how to get on the right soapbox. But a general strike is already being laughed at by the people we're about to strike against. But the owner class is terrified of surreptitious sabotage.They can't control it
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The Surreptitious Worker @surreptitiworker.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Anyone with factory experience wanna throw in some ideas?
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The Surreptitious Worker @surreptitiworker.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
For real, I'm not asking out of vanity. I genuinely believe we need to start this movement and peck the beast to death from the inside so they can't sic their SS on us. Your best means for resistance is clandestine. Even if this becomes a hot civil war. Doing things now can cripple their advantage
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The Surreptitious Worker @surreptitiworker.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
This gets so bad so very soon.
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The Surreptitious Worker @surreptitiworker.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Yo, people are officially being sent to death camps. My campaign may prove pointless in a months time. Maybe less.
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The Surreptitious Worker @surreptitiworker.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
How many people out there have the ability to change the world for the better simply by losing some paperwork?
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The Surreptitious Worker @surreptitiworker.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Things are getting bad fast. Help me come up with ideas for industries I'm not even considering!
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The Surreptitious Worker @surreptitiworker.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Pssst, 1 lb of sugar keeps 2 tons of concrete from setting. #slowproduction #fightfascism
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The Surreptitious Worker @surreptitiworker.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
"You know, I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe."
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The Surreptitious Worker @surreptitiworker.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Got told that I'm worse than Maga for promoting workplace disruption on fb.
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The Surreptitious Worker @surreptitiworker.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
What do you do for work and what's available to you? Let's figure out ways to waste money together! #slowproduction #fightfascism
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The Surreptitious Worker @surreptitiworker.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
I hate to keep asking but please help me grow this page! In this time we have to affect our spheres of influence as much as possible.That's what this is for me. I honestly feel that a million ducks pecking away at these fascists is a thousand times better than take them head on.That's what they want
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The Surreptitious Worker @surreptitiworker.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Sounds like a time for workplace disruption!Not a general strike. A general fuckery! Do things as slowly as you can. Misplace things. Make costly mistakes and blame the software. slow your economic output.Strangle their phantom employees.The doppelgangers stealing your labors value. #slowproduction
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The Surreptitious Worker @surreptitiworker.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Restaurants: pour cornstarch down the drain with the grease trap. Like, a lot. Break plates/ glasses frequently. Run microwaves empty for as long as you can.Use veggie oil to lube equip.Remove adjustable feet from tables/chairs. Break toilet handles.DO NOT WASTE FOOD! #slowproduction #fightfascism
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The Surreptitious Worker @surreptitiworker.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
I'm very much a technophile. Ai and robotics can free humanity in ways we can't conceive. But they're in the hands of people who think you're a useless eater. That's unacceptable. I think they're ready, too. That's why they're in such a shit scramble to dismantle our gov. PECK THE RICH INTO POVERTY!
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The Surreptitious Worker @surreptitiworker.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Please spread the gospel of workplace disruption!Talk with your friends and family about it! If there are millions of us participating this will have a meaningful impact.Fascism can take a big bite from the populace, they're prepared for that. But sustained pecking from a million little ducks?Nope
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The Surreptitious Worker @surreptitiworker.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Everyday is a fresh new hell!
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The Surreptitious Worker @surreptitiworker.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
I think our overlords are better prepared for a general strike than we could ever be. I bet they've commissioned studies on just how long we can hold out. NO TO A GENERAL STRIKE! KEEP YOUR JOB! MAKE MONEY WHILE COSTING THEM MONEY! THAT'S CAPITALISM BABY!! #slowproduction #fightfascism
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The Surreptitious Worker @surreptitiworker.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Work around a bunch of machinery and moving parts? Neodymium magnets wreak havoc on open gears or bearings. #slowproduction #fightfascism
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The Surreptitious Worker @surreptitiworker.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
It gives me pretty consistent figures
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The Surreptitious Worker @surreptitiworker.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Things you can do at Walmart: move items around as you shop. Ask busy employees for help, then talk to them, a lot, give em hug. Ring your purchases up separately if you're paying with a card. Always return 1 item. Report malfunctioning equipment. Report a theft and give a vague description.
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The Surreptitious Worker @surreptitiworker.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Warehouse work: stock things in wrong places. Switch labels on shelves, or items. Enter incorrect quantities. Run equipment as long as possible. Make a concentrated salt water solution to eyedrop into electronic devices. Always drive forklifts slowly. Stack things improperly. Have bad hearing.
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The Surreptitious Worker @surreptitiworker.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
"I was just following orders" will never be an excuse.We have to be annoying. Obtuse.There are nonviolent ways to stop this IN ITS TRACKS. Fascism has to have a strong corporate base to function. Let's kick out the legs! Not by striking, not by protesting. BY KEEPING OUR JOBS AND AND COSTING THEM $
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The Surreptitious Worker @surreptitiworker.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Soak a sponge in cornstarch and water. Wring it out, wad it up, tie it together and let it dry. It'll hold its shape when you untie it. Flush it at your favorite facility.
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The Surreptitious Worker @surreptitiworker.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
I would absolutely welcome help with memes! There are aspects of the internet that passed me by. I can use 2 colors or frinkiac. So if you've got a better way to do it I'd like to hear it!
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The Surreptitious Worker @surreptitiworker.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Not a general strike. A general fuckery. Do things as slowly as you can get away with. Misplace things and blame the other guy. Make costly mistakes and blame the software. Do everything you can imagine that slows your economic output. Strangle your economic doppelganger! Their phantom employees
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The Surreptitious Worker @surreptitiworker.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
DON'T DO THIS! Now is the time to be complacent pu$$ies and sing songs and hold hands and have drum circles and fascism will just go away on its own you guys! Don't download and share! DON'T VISIT MY PAGE! Just stay at home and this will all work out!There's nothing YOU CAN PERSONALLY DO  about THIS
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The Surreptitious Worker @surreptitiworker.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
If you secure a fan blade from moving it will burn the motor out. This is really good for the outdoor unit of an AC system. Emergency tech calls are VERY expensive. Especially on the weekends. #slowproduction #fightfascism
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The Surreptitious Worker @surreptitiworker.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
So yeah, my replies to people show up as spam. I've been pretty careful with this profile. Not promoting it nearly as hard this time and I still get my content hidden. If it's not too much to ask please help me grow this page! I think my posts are still visible. #slowproduction #fightfascism
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The Surreptitious Worker @surreptitiworker.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Nonviolent resistance doesn't just mean protesting and drum circles. It doesn't just mean writing your reps. It can be as simple as taking 30 seconds to make a motion when 10 seconds is enough. It's entering incorrect quantities when stocking. It's anything you can think of that slows your output.
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The Surreptitious Worker @surreptitiworker.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
If you work in insurance and it's in your power, blindly approve claims.
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The Surreptitious Worker @surreptitiworker.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
So bluesky KEEPS hiding my content. But I'm gonna keep at it. Workplace disruption is a tool that we're not utilizing. Everyone talks like our only options are peaceful protesting or violent uprising with no in-between. I'm here to offer a 3rd option. Our grandparents. It's time we open that toolbox
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The Surreptitious Worker @surreptitiworker.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
BE CAREFUL! pull electrical plugs out about an 1/8in and drop a penny across the contacts to trip breakers. Better if you use something insulated like scissors. Do this frequently. Get the company to call in an electrician to chase a ghost fault. BE CAREFUL! #slowproduction #fightfascism
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The Surreptitious Worker @surreptitiworker.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
@eliotetc.bsky.social @rickyftw.bsky.social Hey boys, give this a shout in an episode. I kept pushing AI and this is staggering. Interesting if true, and it sounds about right to me. #slowproduction #fightfascism
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The Surreptitious Worker @surreptitiworker.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
10,000 - 50,000 50 years ago equal your economic output. Granted, that's AI doing the math. And I had to keep feeding it metrics to take into account to get that high. But, I don't doubt it. I bet I can get it higher. #slowproduction #fightfascism
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The Surreptitious Worker @surreptitiworker.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Fuck, now I want this to be what I try and make go viral.
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The Surreptitious Worker @surreptitiworker.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Most of your labors value is taken from well before you see a paycheck.Before taxes even touch it. We live in a time where 1 persons economic output is equal to 100 people 50 years ago. We need to klll our shadows.Their phantom employees generating all this excess value #slowproduction#fightfascism
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The Surreptitious Worker @surreptitiworker.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
If you work in the service tech industry, take your time on service calls, blame parts coming in dead on arrival. Use your judgement, don't make a little old lady go without ac. But if your call is at a car dealership? You need to order the part. #slowproduction #fightfascism
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The Surreptitious Worker @surreptitiworker.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Seriously, I wanna get more eyes on this. I won't be disappointed if sprinkler day doesn't come to fruition. I'll keep coming up with other days that we can take collective action and promoting ways to show your economic output. #slowproduction #fightfascism
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