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SurlyQBear

@surlyqbear.bsky.social
1.7K followers 1.4K following 887 posts

Lazy skeeter, Comics lover,Turns the convo to bike lanes extremely easily, Always likes Simpson’s references, Verging on nihilistic, Still knows the words to all Black Sheep songs, Nova Scotian

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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 1h
Immediate download 🎯
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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 1h
It goes a long way that you put in the time to be there for them though. That’s legend behaviour right there 🥹
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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Diabolical 😈
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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ahh bless you 🙏🏾✨
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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Immediate stank face!! 🔥❤️🔥 I need this full length available neow!
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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I say this anytime I get hurt 🙂‍↕️
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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This is incredible! What an amazing mind to be able to create like this 🔥
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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There’s a shocking amount of Black celebs that have died way too soon. I didn’t realize that Freddie had passed away when I saw people talking about him this morning. So I belted out Rock Me Tonight, in the shower with my heart full of joy instead of sadness 🥺
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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It took a week to realize why my neck was constantly turned to one angle 🤣🤣 Just be careful with the sexiness- it’s dangerous 🙂‍↕️
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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Absolutely! But don’t do satin sheets to sleep on because your body will slide into weird positions and you’ll wake up with the worst neck critch of your life. Or, ya know, so I’ve heard 😅
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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It can only good happen 🥴
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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I just rewatched for the millionth time (it’s on Tubi!) and it’s even funnier now since the rise of 45/7
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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Real…But I don’t wanna!😩
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Man Covers Ears, Not Listening
Alt: Man Covers Ears, Not Listening
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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I am intrigued in a good way 🫣
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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Yes absolutely!! Let me know what I can do to help! Seriously.
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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I freely admit to harassing all his stupid posts. And talking shit about him. And @ing him whenever I did 😏 He was right to block me 😌
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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It’s been a while since I felt the kind of satisfaction I did as when he blocked me on Twitter 🙂‍↔️
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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Ain’t no way man! Ain’t no way. 26??!!
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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Even I was holding my breath 😮‍💨
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Jovi ⚖️ 10/13 🏁 🎃🪅 @panamajovi.afrolatinsky.app · 25/08/2026
NO!!!!
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Precious: Heartbreaking Crying Scene
ALT: Precious: Heartbreaking Crying Scene
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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
2 seconds in I realized what this is and shut it down. Not today Satan!
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Fatima Says Nope on Sistas
Alt: Fatima Says Nope on Sistas
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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
It’s so good. Like, I was invested AND as a fan, I liked the direction the characters were taking.
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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
It’s always a good time 😌
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Deontay Wilder: Till This Day!
Alt: Deontay Wilder: Till This Day!
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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
We can still laugh a little though, right? 😅
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Southpark: Fuck You, Buddy!
Alt: Southpark: Fuck You, Buddy!
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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Why is he jumping like that?? 🤣😭
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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
It wouldn’t matter if they were known or not. Quebec does not play when it comes to French signage for anyone.
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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This is my first time hearing about it! I’ll have to check it out
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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Spanish Jackie was such a great character. 25 years old and already aware of the crazy logistics of food service 😂 She’s a lover not a restauranteur!
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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I thought you were being dramatic but this is the most egregious news I’ve heard in at least…14 hours 😅 Damn, we can’t have anything 😩🫩
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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This is so cool! If only I had my old dickie dee ice cream bike, I’d recreate it 🤣
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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
After all the Pap smears women have to experience, I’m glad this is something guys have to.
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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
As an avowed pansexual, I’ll be using this 😏
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Ziarastars in airplane cabin uniform
Alt: Ziarastars in airplane cabin uniform Says thank you and snatches a paper away from an unseen person
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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
She was my first crush so I hope I never forget 😜 But yeah I hear ya about getting old. The best thing about it is not caring about being forgetful. Get into it 😌
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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
That’s Blair!
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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I haven’t ridden my ebike in months bc it had a battery issue. Fully charged, it still wouldn’t turn on. Not wanting to spend $1200 I went analog. Today I said it was time to bring it for repair. Checked battery again and miraculously it came back to life!! I’m so chuffed. BRB going riding! 💨 🥹
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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Naw, let him cook! 🗣️
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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I didn’t think it would be, I just didn’t know about it 🙏🏾
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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
It’s always been weird to me that some people see bike lanes as a treat solely for cyclists. How short sighted can they be? Even when it’s explained in crayon, they actively choose not to understand. It’s too early, I can’t articulate it properly but yes, sigh, hard agree.
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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Thanks! 😊
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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Whoa! I can’t believe this is brand new information to me. I was just scrolling before bed and now I have to fight myself to NOT stay up and do a deep dive. I can look her up tomorrow😅 I can look her up tomorrow😩 I can look her up tomorrow😌 Thank you 🙏🏾🥹
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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Poor little cutie 🥺
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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
DL Pride?? Ridiculous
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Abbott Elementary: Janine Teagues Confused
Alt: Abbott Elementary: Janine Teagues Confused “Umm…what?”
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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
This reads like a poem. Even the bhh-THOOMP 😌
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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
She really understands what it means to serve 😌
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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
This movie had terrible promotion. I caught it just before it left theatres and it was so goodt!! What a cast 🤩 What a story. Shit I gotta watch again so I can really study it.
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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Kid me,would have thought you were beyond rich! 😅💅🏽
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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
“…When we hit that threshold, the only thing our exceptionalism becomes is a threat…” A bar. No notes.
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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
This is the best Friday news in a minute. What a relief ✊🏽
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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Great article - I’m still reading it but I just had to say that this is specifically why it’s infuriating when anyone tries to counter the simple statement that BLM with ALM.
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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Ugh, thanks for making me watch the whole video 😩 I suppose I can’t blame you for making me sing along at the top of my lungs though 😅
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