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SurlyQBear

@surlyqbear.bsky.social
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Lazy skeeter, Comics lover,Turns the convo to bike lanes extremely easily, Always likes Simpson’s references, Verging on nihilistic, Still knows the words to all Black Sheep songs, Nova Scotian

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Jovi ⚖️ 10/13 🏁 🎃🪅 @panamajovi.afrolatinsky.app · 25/08/2026
NO!!!!
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Precious: Heartbreaking Crying Scene
ALT: Precious: Heartbreaking Crying Scene
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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I haven’t ridden my ebike in months bc it had a battery issue. Fully charged, it still wouldn’t turn on. Not wanting to spend $1200 I went analog. Today I said it was time to bring it for repair. Checked battery again and miraculously it came back to life!! I’m so chuffed. BRB going riding! 💨 🥹
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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
This is the best Friday news in a minute. What a relief ✊🏽
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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Shout out to the lady that stepped out of the shadows on my walk home, blasting Naughty Girl and absolutely GIVING choreography! It’s a little humid for leg warmers but she nailed Tammy from Bob’s Burgers. She stunned me but also made me smile 😊
Tammy from Bob’s Burgers wearing a fuchsia coloured one-shoulder top and her signature side ponytail, with green eyeshadow
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✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 24/06/2026
Let everything radicalize you. Not just this or that whatever gets your goat today. E v e r y t h i n g . E v e r y w h e r e .
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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I just discovered my summer hate watch. Million Dollar Nannies. My eyes are gonna roll on to the floor and out the door and it’s only been 20 minutes ✨🫠
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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I did it. I put on a pretty dress and went for a walk. I stayed on the sunny side of the streets and walked along Queen St. up Spadina and into the market and back. I was out for 2 hours! I actually left my apartment and enjoyed the day. I felt so good I even bought vitamins along the way 😇
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Dave @oxcub311.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Hitchen’s Razor: Whatever can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence
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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I misjudged my clearance and clipped a guy’s side mirror w/ my bike one time. I felt so bad. I gave him my name and number. He was young and it was his dad’s car. He sent an estimate for $150 to repair which seemed fair (idk about cars). Money was tight but I felt good paying that debt right away.
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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I just tried lentil soup from a Turkish place the other day and it was way so good. I had not heard of lentils as soup before and the owner practically forced me to try it. Thank goodness for living in a city with diverse cuisine
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Cognitive Cunt @meelajay.blacksky.app · 29/04/2026
YKWTFTD 🗣 Voting is open - Doodle for Google share.google/kYYGCgMvU09V...
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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I brought back some of the best butter I’ve ever had the last time I was in London and I just realized that I must have thrown it out by accident because I had triple bagged it in ziplocks but I didn’t label it 😮😩😭
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a man says it can 't get no worse in front of a sistas logo
Alt: a man says “it can't get no worse” in front of a BET sistas logo
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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Frankenstein. Wow 🥀
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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Laying here doomscrolling and Labrynth just started on tv. I’ve never seen it before and didn’t know Jennifer Connelly’s in it. I was not expecting David Bowie to look so pleased with himself at his entrance. He appears at the window smirking like he’s expecting a round of applause to die down 😂🥰
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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
The worst thing about cycling to work is that some days, when the vibe is just so (and it happens often) I just want to keep riding and exploring and it feels like I could bike clear across the country if I were allowed to.
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a cartoon of lisa simpson riding a bike with the words laughing written below her
Alt: a cartoon of lisa simpson joyfully riding a bike with the words laughing written below her
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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I hate this pic but I also love it so much. I want it out of my sight, but I can’t stop looking at it . It kinda makes my stomach flip
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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
When I was a kid this is basically what I expected a booby trap to look like, no lie 😭
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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Freshly woken up on my first full day in London 🇬🇧 It’s my favourite place for Christmas festivities! Setting alarm to call in sick to work for the next few days, since they are all unaware that I’ve left the country 😅😇
V&A museum from the window of the Rembrandt Hotel, London
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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Hello it’s obviously Rump Shaker! 🗣️🎷
The girl from the Rump Shaker video, wearing a hot pink bikini, leaning back with her sax in her mouth
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Air’ick The Red 🔱 @bnbgoodfella.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
PLAY SOME CHRISTMAS MUSIC!!!!!!
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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Comforting, inky black nights, with my weighted blanket and wine 😌
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a young man is standing at a podium with his hands in the air and the words pop pop .
Alt: Magnitude (Community) He is known for his signature catchphrase "Pop, pop!" along with his accompanying "raise the roof" gesture, which he is doing while standing at a podium.
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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
This is the one song that if you ever need to find me, play it loudly and I will appear…To turn it the eff off! Hate is not strong enough a word. I was in the trenches of gay nightlife in 98 and this song played constantly. Sometimes 2 or 3x in a row 😩😭🤬
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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Damn, I don’t even think we got packs of full size bars like this in Canada 😩
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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
This kind of answer is the problem. If only intersectionality existed so we could relate to gender identity issues. Oh wait!! 🤦🏽‍♀️
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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
I am hoarse from screaming this at my tv (and to anyone who dares bring it up in conversation)!
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three men in suits and ties are sitting around a table with a phone .
Alt: Michael Scott (Steve Carell) sits at a small meeting table with 3 other men. He hits the tabletop with one hand and gestures towards the others while angrily exclaiming “thank you”!
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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
'Cause she comfortable 😌
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a man with a beard and mustache is smiling for the camera
Alt: Jack Nicholson (in Anger Management) is nodding slowly and encouragingly with a sly smile
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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
This footage radicalized me into desperately wanting to visit Portland. I’ve always been down to go for their food scene and I finally just finished Portlandia so this is the cherry on top
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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
I have an urge to start my own business but making my brain focus to formulate the plan is often derailed by pure apathy. Why bother? How do I even begin to find out HOW? What if I lose the little savings I have? Is it worth it if everything in the world is wrong right now? Also, I’m bored already 😅
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
It needs to be said that by rebranding Charlie Kirk's views as moderate by both right wingers and liberal cowards resets the extremist views he held as normal and pushes the Overton window to the far right
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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
I just sang a flawless rendition of that song that goes 🎶 I have one daughter 🎶to a stranger in this bar and then jumped in the Uber like a rockstar. Going out drinking on aTuesday might be my new thing!
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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
How are parents functioning inside an airplane washroom with a child of any age, when I can barely turn around in there and I’m alone? Just another reason I’m glad I’m not about that life 🥹
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a man is making a funny face with the words that ain 't it below him
Alt: a man is making a funny face with the words “that ain 't it” below him
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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
I know I chose to sit @ the rear of the plane. I just don’t understand why we don’t board back to front. Why do they want me to bump into every single person / armrest going past everyone? Why everyone seated staring you down as you struggle with your carry-on? Have I lost my vacation chill already?
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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Nothing like an airport to remind you that so many people have forgotten that we experienced a worldwide pandemic not long ago so they make a beeline to stand next to me and cough
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a woman covering another woman 's mouth with her hands while wearing glasses and a leather jacket
ALT: a woman covering another woman 's mouth with her hands while wearing glasses and a leather jacket
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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
A week is up already and this is my last Aruban sunset. I really needed this. If I don’t get myself near water every few months I go a little manic
Sunset from the water at Druid Beach, Aruba
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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Absolutely this. When I think back to my childhood all the signs were there but I was in my late 20s before I started to put 2 + 2 together. Well after my community was already predominantly LGBTQ. I felt so stupid that I didn’t know and oddly no one else suspected either 🤦🏽‍♀️
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a close up of a man 's face with his hand on his chin and his mouth open .
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with his hand on his chin and his mouth open .
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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Found a Curtis Sliwa fan in Aruba. It’s crazy to me that anyone would dive head first into a convo about local NYC politics with a 🇨🇦 stranger. But I was happy to talk up all the reasons I’m jealous that they have Mamdani to vote for instead. I think ol’ boy was shocked I knew so much about it. 😂
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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Absolutely. I can be very petty and I hold a grudge
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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
I couldn’t find a speaker that worked well in water and I don’t really want to disturb other people anyway. So I tied my waterproof pouch holding my phone to my hat and now I can bob along to DTTG in the sea hands free! Yes I am a genius. No I don’t care if it looks dumb
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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Who brings salt water to the sea? Me. I do. Because I happy cried today while swimming in Aruba and a wedding happened on the beach. And I practically squealed when I realized it was a lesbian wedding 🥹 Mrs. & Mrs. Smith were absolutely gorgeous and the ceremony was so sweet. My gay heart 😭♥️
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a woman in a white jacket is smiling while a man in a brown jacket holds her hair
Alt: Beyoncé in a white jacket and black leather gloves pats her heart while her eyes well up and she smiles through tears. Verklempt, she covers her face.
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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Broke a nail, lost a $50 bill from my pocket, and my bike seat got stolen, but I don’t care because I’m 2 days away from my trip to Aruba. I’m gonna have to wrap myself in bubble wrap for the next 45 hours until I get on that plane! 🤞🏽🏝️
An Aruba sunset from Eagle Beach
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Magic✨DON✨Júan @donsaidwhat.blacksky.app · 26/08/2025
I hope lil nas x is truly okay.
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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Just finished my nail appointment where I had a direct view of my double locked, battery-removed ebike from the window. I’ve had 3 friends this past week, have their bikes stolen. The guys had angle grinders and they were locked on busy streets but no one spoke up or tried to stop them 🫩
A silver bike locked up with 2 locks.
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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
I cannot contain my jealousy over how cool this scavenger hunt is! It’s even making me tear up a little at how excited and engaged everyone is 🥹
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John Muller @mrjohnmuller.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
When a Union wins, workers everywhere benefit. Air Canada had no intention of negotiating in good faith....not until the union defied the return-to-work order, and held the line. Then suddenly the bosses got a deal on the table in a matter of hours. Solidarity forever! The Union makes us strong.
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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
I’m so proud of the Air Canada crew defying the govt and continuing the strike! I have travel plans booked for next month and they could be affected but so be it. If they’re so essential then pay them like they are! I can’t believe they went this long not being paid for work outside of the flight.
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a fist with the words solidarity with strikers written above it
ALT: a fist with the words solidarity with strikers written above it
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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
I cannot stress enough that I wasn’t finished vibing to CHROMAKOPIA before Don’t Tap The Glass dropped and I’m low key mourning that lost time because DTTG is my new shit! Sugar On My Tongue all day 🙌🏽💃🏽
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Jawn Redcorn @jerzeejoker.blacksky.app · 15/08/2025
Not on here as much anymore cause life lifing but if you reading this , I hope you are as well as you can be and I’m rooting for you.
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SurlyQBear @surlyqbear.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Lauryn Hill and the Fugees taught me this one in ‘96 with How Many Mics 🙌🏽
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Dr. Allison Wiltz @allyfromnola.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
“I just don't believe that when people are being unjustly oppressed that they should let someone else set rules for them by which they can come out from under that oppression.” —Malcolm X
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