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Surly Librarian

@surlylibrarian.bsky.social
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Librarian. Avid reader, hiker, TTRPG player, & WoW gamer. Lives on cold brew. I like pinecones and moss and rocks. How does one like things casually? Asking for a friend.

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Rebecca Brückmann @historleans.bsky.social · 14/10/2024
Happy Indigenous Peoples' Day!
Old but classic meme, screenshot from Facebook. Person A: "I'll keep observing Columbus Day. Thanks." Person B: "What do you do to 'observe' Columbus Day? Get lost in a grocery store looking for spices?"
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Surly Librarian @surlylibrarian.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A friend and I were just discussing them this evening. Why chiles? Why not stuffed Bernies or t-shirts or something else?
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Surly Librarian @surlylibrarian.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
That makes sense. The more I looked at it, it didn’t look quite right, but it’s been a good decade since I’d been. Either way, have fun and be merry!
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Surly Librarian @surlylibrarian.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Is that a renaissance faire in Shakopee I spy?? Have fun!
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magpie TRICKS @magpie.tips · 26/08/2026
"what a week, huh?" / "lemon it's Wednesday" meme
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Surly Librarian @surlylibrarian.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
You keep getting the wrong 80 year old!
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Colorado Avalanche @avalanche.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Only a Wedgewood away 🪵
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Surly Librarian @surlylibrarian.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Little Miss Sunshine. You cannot convince me otherwise.
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Surly Librarian @surlylibrarian.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I miss hockey…….so much. September 30th is right around the corner @avalanche.bsky.social
Bernie, the Colorado Avalanche mascot poses for a photo rinkside with the dedicated ice crew standing at the ready.
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✨𝕊𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕒 - Teh-REDACT-all✨📎 @samiamnurnot.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
There are priorities, and then there are *PRIORITIES*. This current regime is actively destroying our own country AND much of the rest of the world. We need to fix that first. We can't do anything for anyone else if we are this broken.
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This video of a woman telling an anti-abortion asshole to, "Shut the fuck up" is exactly what I needed to see on a Monday morning
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Surly Librarian @surlylibrarian.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
If you change your mind, the hockey crowd will welcome you. You just can’t be a fan of Dallas or Vegas. 😁
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Surly Librarian @surlylibrarian.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Scott Wedgewood Book Club coming soon? Yes, please! Man has got great reading taste.
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blaine @jblainefoster.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
need you all to see this deeply indescribable cooking video
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Surly Librarian @surlylibrarian.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
@beeves.bsky.social enjoy the earworm
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Playing badminton with Mitch McConnell. We talked about the midterms and Iran. I took the first game 15-0 because he is unresponsive and lying on the ground.
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Surly Librarian @surlylibrarian.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I legit gasped when I saw that poor avocado.
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Ethan M. Aldridge @ethanmaldridge.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy Independence Day
A drawing of Patience and Fortitude, the  stone lions that guard the entrance to the New York Public Library. Between them is a quote from Kurt Vonnegut: "The America I love still exists at the front desks of our public libraries."
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Surly Librarian @surlylibrarian.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I just learned that sparkling bone broth is a thing…….
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Leo: Half of you wants to see the world. Half of you wants to change it. All of you is gonna get too drunk and order a cat bed online.
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Surly Librarian @surlylibrarian.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I also got Mamdani and my results are probably skewed by wanting to be Canadian.
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Surly Librarian @surlylibrarian.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
If only people understood that “no” means no, and it is, in fact, a complete sentence.
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Surly Librarian @surlylibrarian.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I suspect it’s because not only does ESPN hate the Avs, but they also really suck.
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Surly Librarian @surlylibrarian.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Colorado Avalanche Scott Wedgewood lovingly looking at his catching glove with the text saying “I love you”
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Surly Librarian @surlylibrarian.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
#goavsgo 💚
Colorado Avalanche goaltender Scott Wedgewood in his crease with the text saying “fun Scott Wedgewood fact: I love him”
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Surly Librarian @surlylibrarian.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
My stress levels cannot handle another game like game one.
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Surly Librarian @surlylibrarian.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
My plans for Sunday afternoon have now changed thanks to this….
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Just Lynn 💙🦋✌️🇺🇦 @shoredweller7.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
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Surly Librarian @surlylibrarian.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Cursed jerseys. 0/10 would not recommend.
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Surly Librarian @surlylibrarian.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Still cursed.
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Surly Librarian @surlylibrarian.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
This is more like it!
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Surly Librarian @surlylibrarian.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Kinda surprised he wasn’t swapped in after goal #3
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Paul Marvin @paulmarvin.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
things every single republican president of your lifetime has done - started a war in the middle east - completely destroyed the economy
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The Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunter.net · 17/02/2026
I didn't expect that.
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Letters of Note @lettersofnote.com · 12/02/2026
Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin
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Surly Librarian @surlylibrarian.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Current status
A man hiding behind a table that says re-watching heated Rider for the 12th time. A man standing, looking shocked that says witnessing the horror that is humanity.
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Neugin @lostcitymagic.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
A message for you all to carry through the year
Image is a popular astronaut meme. An astronaut is looking at the earth from space saying wait, I am worthy of love? An astronaut is behind him holding up flowers and saying always have been
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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
this made me so happy
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/12/2025
Hockey Players Blast ‘Heated Rivalry’ For Unrealistic Depiction Of Anal Sex theonion.com/hockey-players-blast-h…
Hockey Players Blast ‘Heated Rivalry’ For Unrealistic Depiction Of Anal Sex
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Rudbeckia @rudbeckia.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 10/12/2025
I saw a lot of people posting their favorite cover songs and thought I’d add mine to the mix
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
The image is of a comic.
Panel one depicts Santa Claus. He says, "Have you been naughty or nice?"
Panel two depicts a happy dog. He says, "I am ALWAYS a good boy."
Santa responds "Very nice!"
Panel three depicts Santa again. He says "...And you?"
Panel four depicts an orange cat climbing a Christmas tree, turning his head to look back at Santa.
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Surly Librarian @surlylibrarian.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
So she can be a LITERAL pain in the ass, instead of a figurative one?
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Surly Librarian @surlylibrarian.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Pig and prune juice
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Surly Librarian @surlylibrarian.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
If you see this, QTP with a gif of your favorite wild animal.
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a close up of a brown bear with its mouth wide open
Alt: a close up of a brown bear with its mouth wide open
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Surly Librarian @surlylibrarian.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
It’s a shame. There has been interest from outside individuals, but school requires a staff member to be in charge, so no dice.
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Indie Stacks Fucks Around @oracleatbluesky.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Happy 2026
this was my last year being understanding so goodluck to everyone
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