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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 4h

celebrating canadian thanksgiving tomorrow by covering my body in maple syrup and shoving a hockey puck up my ass the wide way, as is tradition

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Philx 🐙 @superphilx.bsky.social · 17h

Let us invade New England and see how good a deal the US get from Canada

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Philx 🐙 @superphilx.bsky.social · 17h

Solidaire has nothing in common with the PQ

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Philx 🐙 @superphilx.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Chicken soup and pseudoephedrine kind of day.

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Philx 🐙 @superphilx.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Every once in a while I’ll go you know what, I think I know enough people

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Philx 🐙 @superphilx.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Was taking a nap on a couch at IKEA once and got woken up by a couple arguing and the woman telling her boyfriend "If you’re not happy you can always go sleep with that guy" as she pointed at me

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Philx 🐙 @superphilx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Take good care of yourself, Ivy. You’re an amazing woman with so much to bring to the world. You don’t have to entertain us, it’s YOU who matters.

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Philx 🐙 @superphilx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Does this person have any clue just how large the Great Lakes are? You don’t just go to lake Ontario.

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Philx 🐙 @superphilx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I think it’s more like soda in the popcorn, not sure if it’s even real or just a meme.

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Philx 🐙 @superphilx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Au moins maintenant il aura l’occasion de se foutre aussi des citoyens de toute la province, c’est une pas pire promotion.

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Philx 🐙 @superphilx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Camille Laurin c’est un peu n’importe quoi pour vrai, quatre autres années à avoir honte de mon député qui de toute façon ne mètrera jamais les pieds ici. Shout out au cinq personnes qui ont voté pour le fantôme de l’ADQ.

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Philx 🐙 @superphilx.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Election day in Quebec so I am heading to Ontario

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Philx 🐙 @superphilx.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Since Tardif became the first Quebec born player to ever win the Superbowl back in 2020 people here have been gushing all over the Chiefs, and he’s also a medical doctor and a woodworker and he’s so god damn perfect, I hate that guy and the Chiefs

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Philx 🐙 @superphilx.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Those Nazis don’t even recognize indigenous people as people

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Philx 🐙 @superphilx.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Only you can make Memphis, Tennessee look like a cool place

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Philx 🐙 @superphilx.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

This mask absolutely need to replace the Guy Fawkes mask

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Cult MTL @cultmtl.com · 05/10/2026

As Quebec’s election campaign comes to an end, we remind you that our presumptive next premier said the N-word on live TV during a 2022 election debate, and successfully goaded the leader of the province's most progressive party to do the same. #polqc

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The Parti Québécois specializes in ethno-nationalist dog-whistle politics

The Parti Québécois specializes in ethno-nationalist dog-whistle politics and divisive solutions to mythical language problems.

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The Rexorcist @rex.trash.boats · 03/10/2026

And an extra special birthday shout out to: Fuck ICE Free Palestine Give your money to our trans homies.

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Philx 🐙 @superphilx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

They should do that weird XFL thing, I don’t remember too well since I was like 10 years old back then.

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Philx 🐙 @superphilx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

All the guard rails have fallen, the stock market is insanely inflated, we are exactly at the 1928 point. It’s coming no matter who wins the midterms.

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Philx 🐙 @superphilx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Must be a Canadian thing then, gallon milk jugs aren’t too common around here as 4L of milk most often comes in bags.

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Philx 🐙 @superphilx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Those are the only ones I see around here now, but you just had me remember. Didn’t water use to be sold in the same type of jugs as vinegar?

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Philx 🐙 @superphilx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Same, je consomme toujours moins que leurs attentes, au point ou normalement ils me créditent 1.5 mois chaque automne et là non, plus $15.

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Philx 🐙 @superphilx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Vegas retire le gardien, Vegas marque. Ils sont meilleurs sans goalie qu’avec ´"Rapist" Hart devant le filet.

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Philx 🐙 @superphilx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Hahaha! Can’t get enough Carter Hart sucking ass

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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Happy little accidents

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Philx 🐙 @superphilx.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

My favorite thing in the world, I find it more enjoyable than my own orgasm.

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Philx 🐙 @superphilx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Man, you guys really wanna lose that war, don’t you?

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Philx 🐙 @superphilx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

HaHa! The unbeatable Rams lose again

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Philx 🐙 @superphilx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

So my dad just texted me at work to tell me my cousin Charles just had a baby. I had no idea his girlfriend was pregnant, in fact I had no idea he even had a girlfriend. #familyvalues

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Philx 🐙 @superphilx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

We’re not pissed, we just miss our team and MLB just forcing us into Blue Jays market simply doesn’t do it. At least shortly after the move we had Nats and Red Sox coverage which geographically made sense. Now the entire country is Jays market and we don’t exactly love Toronto.

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Nick Kellett @nickkellett.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

So much going on in Canadian politics, including 2 pathways to split the country up: both fueled by US President. A citizen's referendum in Alberta asks whether to hold a separation referendum. #Quebec Oct 5 provincial elxn result could also lead to a referendum. A deep dive on that: #cdnpoli 🧵

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Philx 🐙 @superphilx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Wouldn’t be happening had the team stayed here at home in Montreal

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Philx 🐙 @superphilx.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Any amount of frat boys anywhere really

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Philx 🐙 @superphilx.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I live in his riding and the only time he’s even been here was to do a stoopid patriotic speech on Saint-Jean-Baptist eve.

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