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@superdonkeypiss.bsky.social
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my diagnosis means you're not allowed to get angry at me // middle aged in the middle lands // absolute hoor for the chips // noise addict

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runa @superdonkeypiss.bsky.social · 6h
a stone cold classic and the first album cover to feature a girl hanging gock
a cd copy of midnight marauders (1993) by a tribe called quest
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runa @superdonkeypiss.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i did this the day of my first shot and under every full moon since. it is as important for your health and development as hormones
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runa @superdonkeypiss.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
film you've watched more than six times with a gif
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runa @superdonkeypiss.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i wish my main auditory stim didn't sound like a farting duck
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runa @superdonkeypiss.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
guts berserk from popular manga "berserk" shouting "griffith!
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Dee Evelyn @deeboom.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
£13.50 an hour for a 6.30 start and working in all weathers, 38c heat, pissing rain, snow, the lot. Tip your postie Or like, if you want, tip me chuffed.org/project/1312...
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Help Dee Get Her Gender Affirming Surgeries 🌈🏳️‍⚧️
Hi, I'm Talyn, a good friend of Dee's and I want to get her at least off to a good start fulfilling her dream of getting gender affirming surgeries.
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runa @superdonkeypiss.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
the inherent sexuality of a jar of swarfega
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runa @superdonkeypiss.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
[cradling ten inches of silicone tentacle in my arms] cus you make me feel you make me fee-ee-eel you make me feel like a natural woman
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runa @superdonkeypiss.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
fave hobby at the moment is planning to go bra shopping and then staying home and crying instead
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runa @superdonkeypiss.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"remember when the bluesky devs were friendly and fun?" they're libertarian tech rationalists, they were nice to you cus they desperately wanted people to use their new protocol. that one lad has always had the profile pic with white sunglasses. white sunglasses! have some self respect
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runa @superdonkeypiss.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
my darling hoe bag @deeboom.bsky.social
my beautiful girlfriend dee evelyn, a white woman with glasses and curly sun kissed curls, standing in the local oxfam. she's dressed in a pretty green floral skirt and a black dawn ray'd tee (cus she likes sick music) with a denim jacket over one arm. she's holding a hand stitched tote bag which says "hope" but she's folded it over so it says "hoe." she's smiling enchantingly and looking gorgeous.
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runa @superdonkeypiss.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
if the trans community really existed i'd get more likes on my posts
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runa @superdonkeypiss.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
he's saving the empty frame for the footprints of the next baby to be born via the idf ivf electric dildo
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runa @superdonkeypiss.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
like to use the loo at the clinic after a laser session cus the next client invariably arrives while i'm in there, meaning i get to play a game i call "cis or slur?"
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Dee Evelyn @deeboom.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Making your nan puke up in m&s
Debbie, send security, we've got a coupla fucking slurs in the marks and Spencer wine section.
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runa @superdonkeypiss.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
girlfriend says she hates the way i say "grogu" 😞
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runa @superdonkeypiss.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
girlfriend has pointed out this also works with the first line of 'celebrity skin' so i now have two vocal stims
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runa @superdonkeypiss.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
hate being hit with the "wowww you're so tall, how tall are you baby?" cus they are already imagining you treating them like a worm, there's not a lot you can come back with
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runa @superdonkeypiss.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
[courtney love 'malibu' voice] oh shinzo abe
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runa @superdonkeypiss.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
art garfunkle pop
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runa @superdonkeypiss.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"they must be six feet tall!" you know luke fucked with the slurs
screenshot from cool hand luke (1967) of the magazine the title character sends to the boys back in jail, proving that both the character and paul newman loved to get spit-roasted by transsexuals
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runa @superdonkeypiss.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
woa who could have predicted that this new feature would immediately become a bug
screenshot of the final line of a post. it's a single word, but its hard to make out what it is because it has been covered up by the new "1\2" marker that is added to posts where the author replies to themselves in a thread
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runa @superdonkeypiss.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
emptied a tote out on the bed and the usual things came tumbling out. dildos, lube, vibe, gloves, douche, plug... and a crumpled up greggs bag this is the second time this has happened in three months
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runa @superdonkeypiss.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
they're calling me "the bravest girl to lay on the floor crying while listening to zz top"
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runa @superdonkeypiss.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
just heard a woman outside cash converters tell someone her baby's name is "jet li"
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runa @superdonkeypiss.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
steven utiverse
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runa @superdonkeypiss.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
i have bought tickets to see grouper in glasgow in two months with no actual plan of how to get to glasgow or who might use the other ticket. oh well, i'm sure it will all work out
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runa @superdonkeypiss.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
yhwh nailgun were dead good. the drummer has rototoms and knows how to use em. the audience was like 90% gen z. there was a lad in a bootleg death grips tee clutching a setlist like it was the most precious thing in the world. the kids are all weirdos and that's alright
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runa @superdonkeypiss.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
the most important part of being trans is recognising your faults so you can lionise them and turn them into foundational pillars of your personality
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runa @superdonkeypiss.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
crying in da kitchen mamma mia even the salt in this pasta sauce is homegrown
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runa @superdonkeypiss.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
of course one of the wires around the pots now has an intermittent fault. fuck reflowing the solder i am gonna drink cans about it instead
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runa @superdonkeypiss.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
back on my bullshit
top down view of an olympic white squier mustang bass with strings and pickguard removed and electronics hanging out of it. it's sitting on a coffee table and cushioned by a couple of towels. scattered around are tools and music related things: screwdriver, feeler gauges, knife, a small sheet of copper tape, tuning pedal, new set of strings, etc.as before but now there is copper tape lining the electronics cavities and on the pickguard which has had the pickups mounted back into it. another knife and a bottle of naphtha has appeared.
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runa @superdonkeypiss.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
agp hsts
runa's hand holding a cd copy of in utero by nirvana (liking this band is agp)runa's hand holding a cd copy of live through this by hole (liking this band is hsts)
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runa @superdonkeypiss.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
just the other day i was telling @deeboom.bsky.social how it would be cool if there was lube that was jet black goop. incidentally as a kid i watched ferngully about a hundred times
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runa @superdonkeypiss.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
hmm maybe this huge amount of black mould i just discovered behind my sofa gas been having a deleterious effect on my health
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runa @superdonkeypiss.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
so i said it sounds like they're just feeding vulnerable trans women to a predatory polycule and then the support group started crying
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runa @superdonkeypiss.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
repeating my mantra to bring peace and focus to the day "janine melnitz with the strap" 🙏🏻
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runa @superdonkeypiss.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
trans orgasm RUINED by government alert 43:58 2 views
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runa @superdonkeypiss.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
dreamt about my great great uncle who was crushed to death by a runaway tub down whitburn colliery. the family say he died saving younger miners but the reports don't mention that sort of detail. in my dream the fear he felt was a frozen moment that never ended and he never died
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runa @superdonkeypiss.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
the age old question of "if i end up crying at the doctor are they more or less likely to give me the right treatment"
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runa @superdonkeypiss.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
just realised after talking to the doc about my fatigue i didn't mention the co-op autizzy water shortage. that's probably it. bet i could have got a fancy aartke carbonator on prescription
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runa @superdonkeypiss.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
you can't be making "bridget bridget shame on you / let us pee and let us poo" a pride chant. i would have shouted along to "bridget bridget you old bitch / let us piss and let us shit". we're adults, let's swear and get some slant rhyme going
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 04/08/2026
Lesbian Anal
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runa @superdonkeypiss.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
getting sucked off at the river to celebrate the death of rod liddle
runa sitting on a riverbank in her swimming cossie, hair tied up and sunglasses on. she's holding her girlfriend's head to her crotch. is she really getting sucked off? well, she's covered in river water so you figure it out.
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runa @superdonkeypiss.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
went to see a hardcore show on the eve of my birthday with @deeboom.bsky.social and @onlycans.bsky.social and her nbife and got my dick burned clean off by a band called [brick]
a selfie of runa doing a silly pose in front of her partner's mirror, turned to the side with one leg kicking back. she's dressed in frayed black denim shorts and a cropped black muscle tee with images from fargo (1996) on it, fishnets, white socks and dark red boots. her curly hair is half up. she's kinda goofy with it which is how she pulled a bad bitch.
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runa @superdonkeypiss.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
so you haven't had the uh... i mean you've still got the ahh the uhm your uhhhh [nervous cough] ...shenis?
the ever gorgeous @deeboom.bsky.social and her current summer sun kissed curls, eyes raised suggestively above cunty cat eye sunglasses. she has a hand to her face with black and red glittery acrylics, gasping at the item she's holding in the local aldi: a loaf of bread, promising to be "both in one".
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runa @superdonkeypiss.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
what do you mean they laid off my sleep paralysis demon? at least before i had company, now i'm just terrified and alone!
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runa @superdonkeypiss.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
they're gonna name a disease after me
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runa @superdonkeypiss.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
we had to give up the little cat because she is chipped. when the vet spoke to the owner they said she had been missing for four days. we'd been looking after her for 12. and apparently her skin condition was being treated with a "herbal remedy". hippie scumbag fuck. hate.
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runa @superdonkeypiss.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
it would need to be another trans woman
jacqueline mccafferty, a blonde woman with hair bordering on the bouffant, from the program limmy's show, played by limmy himself.
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