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Professional Eye Roller

@sunshineshar.bsky.social
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Sarcastic optimist | Dark humor connoisseur | Surviving on coffee and good vibes | Here for the chaos

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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I can't be a Top my knees bad
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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
I'm always saving money, but when the money gonna save me? 😭
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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Warmer weather ✔️
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a woman wearing glasses and a red tie is sitting in a chair with a denso logo on the back .
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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
We need answers!
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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
When does uncuffing season start?
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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
My Nurse Practitioner during my entire appointment this morning 😭
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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I'm the type of friend that if you ask me to borrow money, I'll give it, if I have it to give. If you don't pay me back, that's cool. That's a GUARANTEE you won't ask me for anything else! 😂😂
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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Everyday we wake up to some bullshit. I'm just waiting on the part where we stop paying these damn bills.
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ᴢᴇɴ sɪᴍᴍᴏɴs @killlthehype.blacksky.app · 04/03/2026
Good morning negro community.
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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Ain't gotta tell me twice.
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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Old Gindr ass Mofos!
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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Hibiscus and Moringa together 🤌🏾
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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I'm just gonna start doing my own tarot reading cause I don't trust some of y'all.
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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
And what lesson did we learn? 😂😂
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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I'm sorry I would've pulled it out 🤭🤭🤭
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Gigi @irackbrains.blacksky.app · 03/03/2026
Happy full moon witches
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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Right just putting my life at risk
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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Damn Gina! 😩
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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Skol?!? You trying to kill the people 😩
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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Well the name suits you 🤣🤣
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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Y'all aight with me. There's definitely no one born in March that I dislike.
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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
In this lifetime and the next!
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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Just Greedy... They told you to pick one 😂😂
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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Karma is a serious woman 🤣
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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I must agree!
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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I would curate traveling experiences and events for people. Both local and abroad. Of course I would go along as well as the concierge.
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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
5,4,3 in that order...
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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Honestly, I would just make it myself on Canva.
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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Alot of these companies be sleeping on our buying power. The needle don't move until we tell it to move!
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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Keep both, I'll just take 10 mill Alex.
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HAPPY MELANIN MAY ✊🏿✊🏾 ✊🏽 @imamewd.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Happy melanated march! We celebrate every Black american woman. Every shade. Every career. Every lifestyle. I LOVE EACH AND EVERY ONE! *Poem image by Toni cade Bambara Black american poet from Harlem
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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
They be scared of hoodoo but not the pedophilic pastors and priests 🤭
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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
The universe is really forcing me to be alone right now. No roster, no back up, no booty call nothing. Nada, nunca, nadie.
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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
And why did he keep calling it "product"?
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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Sometimes I wish I was
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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Runs to Google
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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Right, we match energy over here
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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Auntie Nae fine and I don't even like girls...
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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Only right answer 🤣
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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Yes! Got me through many situations.
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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
2024...
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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
My Uncle said there is... And he's a whore, so I believe him.
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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Im ready for the meek to inherit the earth...
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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Right! All while putting their lives on the line for a country and a man who wouldn't pour water on them if they were on fire.
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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Smooth Brain Gymnastics
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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
They finally released Haymitch's story. I can't wait to read this.
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the trulymad 🖤 @thetrulymad.world · 14/03/2025
Season finale of #Invincible, excellently adapted.
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a man in a police uniform is sitting at a table with another man and says paaaa .
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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Absolutely brutal
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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Hearing someone say "I'm proud of you" >>>>>>
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