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Professional Eye Roller

@sunshineshar.bsky.social
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Sarcastic optimist | Dark humor connoisseur | Surviving on coffee and good vibes | Here for the chaos

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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I can't be a Top my knees bad
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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
I'm always saving money, but when the money gonna save me? 😭
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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
When does uncuffing season start?
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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
My Nurse Practitioner during my entire appointment this morning 😭
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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I'm the type of friend that if you ask me to borrow money, I'll give it, if I have it to give. If you don't pay me back, that's cool. That's a GUARANTEE you won't ask me for anything else! 😂😂
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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Everyday we wake up to some bullshit. I'm just waiting on the part where we stop paying these damn bills.
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ᴢᴇɴ sɪᴍᴍᴏɴs @killlthehype.blacksky.app · 04/03/2026
Good morning negro community.
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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Ain't gotta tell me twice.
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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I'm just gonna start doing my own tarot reading cause I don't trust some of y'all.
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Gigi @irackbrains.blacksky.app · 03/03/2026
Happy full moon witches
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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
In this lifetime and the next!
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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Keep both, I'll just take 10 mill Alex.
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HAPPY MELANIN MAY ✊🏿✊🏾 ✊🏽 @imamewd.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Happy melanated march! We celebrate every Black american woman. Every shade. Every career. Every lifestyle. I LOVE EACH AND EVERY ONE! *Poem image by Toni cade Bambara Black american poet from Harlem
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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
The universe is really forcing me to be alone right now. No roster, no back up, no booty call nothing. Nada, nunca, nadie.
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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
2024...
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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Im ready for the meek to inherit the earth...
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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
They finally released Haymitch's story. I can't wait to read this.
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the trulymad 🖤 @thetrulymad.world · 14/03/2025
Season finale of #Invincible, excellently adapted.
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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Hearing someone say "I'm proud of you" >>>>>>
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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
I've had a passport since I was 3 y/o and have been flying since. One thing I'm going to do is fall asleep from wheels up to wheels down and I'm always going to clap when we land.
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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
And I don't gibbadamn about it either 💅🏾
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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
This whole episode featured the kids that were left behind.
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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Right! Be sun dresses in Shein bags 😂😂
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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
It's 2025, being ignorant is a choice.
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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Getting your period during Ramadan..
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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Damn you Chappelle Roan! You been in my head since Sunday. Album is 🤌🏾
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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
I love that Blue is always by her side.
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RANCHHAND RACH. @rachelglenice.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
3 Grammys for Not Like Us in less than 10 minutes. 💀 pure comedy.
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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
About them Kendrick and Sza tickets I had
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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Because why would she do this. I'm in shambles 😭
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
WELCOME TO BLACK HISTORY MONTH
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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Primtime TV. The kids will never I understand.
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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Who was in charge tonight? Wild.
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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
🗣️ This was never about grocery prices!
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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Thinking about how mad my ex would be if he knew how I was being folded up after he tried to call me asexual 😂
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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
If only. We can't boycott shit right these days. There's always gonna be one. 😭
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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Everytime! And sing the songs.
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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Every day its something horrifying and numbing at the same time.
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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Right! MLK all day and nothing else
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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I pulled some strings to turn the lights back on over there on TikTok. Yall welcome
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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Auntie bout to drank today!
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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
It's my birthday, TikTok gone, MLK weekend, Cap Szn ending. So here's a random video to satisfy your needs.
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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Tik Tok said..
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Eilani 🤍 @eilani.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I’m so happy to have y’all on BlueSky because losing TikTok kinda hurt
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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
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Professional Eye Roller @sunshineshar.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Whenever I have to spend time calculating figures or analyzing data, I need music playing. Am I in the spectrum?
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