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Alevtine

@sunriseparasite.bsky.social
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any pronouns // 27 infra-materialist // enby disaster // expert at ruining my own sanity // mild brainrot Discord: alevtine Join this server immediately: discord.gg/gkemu43Zjb

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jay marie, unidentified feral critter 🏳️‍⚧️ abolish ice @jmawork.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A screenshot of Tony Soprano chatting with a boyish smirk on his face as he sits in his therapist's office. I've placed the quoted post's contents over the screenshot.

(I like Garfield, all due respect, but Heathcliff was from the streets)
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Alevtine @sunriseparasite.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
aluminium son or aluminum daughter
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fanatical lover of bunny 🐇 @queercoleslaw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
oh... oh, jon... oh i know that look, jon. i didnt know you were bi, jon. oh my...
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luna @imlunahey.com · 01/10/2026
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Alevtine @sunriseparasite.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Why is the Spectre of Communism naked
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Alevtine @sunriseparasite.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Byzantines are such pushovers
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Alevtine @sunriseparasite.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's all coming together. Ironically a very revisionist rite of Catholicism
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Alevtine @sunriseparasite.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh, wait, it's October, time to switch to the Halloween profile picture
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Alevtine @sunriseparasite.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Picked this guy up in Japan and now he'll be the Catholic bishop of Albania
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Alevtine @sunriseparasite.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Had a fantastic new idea for a CK3 campaign
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Alevtine @sunriseparasite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Legion is the Ronald Reagan of World of Warcraft specifically because they ruined the game forever by adding world quests
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🌙Moonllita✨ @moonllita.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I painted the Sayuri irl (Persona 5)
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Alevtine @sunriseparasite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Finished the new Warcraft 3 campaign Some (at times very bad) balancing issues as well as a slow Act 1 aside, this was wonderful. As long as you don't expect any actual RTS mechanics (this is purely an RPG), you'll probably have a good time
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Alevtine @sunriseparasite.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Only on Twitter will you find people calling others transphobic bigots for not letting a girl say the n-word
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Alevtine @sunriseparasite.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If Karl Marx was alive today, he would be making hour long video essays debunking other YouTubers
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Alevtine @sunriseparasite.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I hate talking to drunk people. But getting texts from them? Fucking hilarious. It's like chatting to a dog or a kid who wants to know what sand is made of. Totally harmless
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Alevtine @sunriseparasite.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
How do I build a twink IRL?
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Alevtine @sunriseparasite.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Why did he drive his Chevy to the levee even though the levee was dry? Is he stupid?
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Alevtine @sunriseparasite.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Warcraft 3: Forsaken Kingdom (2026)
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Alevtine @sunriseparasite.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I've never met a nice Israeli
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Alevtine @sunriseparasite.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm at soup
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Alevtine @sunriseparasite.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Something that you notice very quickly
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Alevtine @sunriseparasite.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
There's a lot of Amerikkkan nonsense that we need to abolish, but I think we can keep Big Gulp around
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Alevtine @sunriseparasite.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is a war crime
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Alevtine @sunriseparasite.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Do autoclickers count as cheating?
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Alevtine @sunriseparasite.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
From larp to shining larp
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Alevtine @sunriseparasite.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Kinda hoping that if they eventually add Northrend to WoW Forever, they'll turn it into a leveling zone. Would be cool to play as a lvl 20 character fresh off the boat to Valiance Keep sent straight to the grinder in Farshire
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Alevtine @sunriseparasite.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Weird Al son or Weird AI daughter?
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Alevtine @sunriseparasite.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Thankfully I no longer need to come up with Halloween profile pictures, I can just use last year's once October comes around
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Alevtine @sunriseparasite.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
>video essay about a game >open it >look at the chapters >see that it's just a playthrough >close it
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Alevtine @sunriseparasite.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Beautiful woman called "Sicherheitshinweis bezüglich deines Ubisoft-Kontos"
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Alevtine @sunriseparasite.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Playing League at 2 AM son or Playing League at 2 PM daughter
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columbo out of touch thursday @ootcolumbo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
it be thursday landlubbers
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Alevtine @sunriseparasite.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It's just like Project Zomboid
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Alevtine @sunriseparasite.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
WoW Forever looks like utter woke nonsense. It lacks soul. I won't play it unless they add a young witch trying to solve the disappearance of her neighbour's cat in a small village in the alps
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Alevtine @sunriseparasite.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It was okay
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Alevtine @sunriseparasite.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Isn't this that "Umamusume" game everyone has been talking about?
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Jennifer de Guzman Strikes Again @jenniferdeguzman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My daughter’s latest masterpiece
A painting of a round cat with small ears in a McDonald’s fry bag
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Alevtine @sunriseparasite.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I like how on the nose the name "World of Warcraft: Forever" is
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Alevtine @sunriseparasite.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
NEW HEROES OF THE STORM CONTENT?!
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Alevtine @sunriseparasite.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Watching the Blizzcon Opening Ceremony as a VOD right now, and the chat reminded me why I despise Gamers
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Alevtine @sunriseparasite.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
🚨🇺🇸 Carl Johnson banned crack dealing in the State of San Andreas He said "It is not a Grove Street value, but a Ballas degeneracy" Your thoughts on this?
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Alevtine @sunriseparasite.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
That ese put dust in my weed
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Alevtine @sunriseparasite.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Liminal courtyard spotted
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☘💀CROM CRUACH💀☘ @dr4i0chtdvbh.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Alevtine @sunriseparasite.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It is pretty annoying that people across the political spectrum have actually started to use the term "remigration" like it's a serious and unique concept instead of just a politically correct term for ethnic cleansing via mass deportations
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Alevtine @sunriseparasite.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Happy 9/11 everyone 🎉
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Alevtine @sunriseparasite.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I have no idea what I was dreaming last night, but I vividly remember the phrase: "Send him to the machine that takes away one of his senses." I wonder what that was all about
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Alevtine @sunriseparasite.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
On the one hand, I am a bit concerned about how we've all collectively gone insane. But on the other hand, I'm having a good time
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Alevtine @sunriseparasite.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Eh, you know what, who gives a shit Merry Kirkmas, everypony
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