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lizzi shinkicker🐀

@sunmilkshakes.bsky.social
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Lizzi / adult / she / An aristocrat who does nothing but does it very well / deadwife.tumblr.com

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lizzi shinkicker🐀 @sunmilkshakes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Found a common walkingstick at the gas station this morning and relocated it to a nearby hedgerow. These don’t have wings so it was stuck and clearly hungry since it immediately started chowing down on a leaf.
A common walkingstick doing its best stick impression on a metal wall. A common walkingstick on a blackberry plant, chowing down on a leaf.
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lizzi shinkicker🐀 @sunmilkshakes.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Had my first encounter with both the Alpine level and Caldera and it went about as well as expected. Got hit with a second blizzard while recovering from the first, then misjudged a jump and beefed it.
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lizzi shinkicker🐀 @sunmilkshakes.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
My buddy made it up to the peak and got rescued for the first time and their little sad face is killing me. Survivors guilt from watching the rest of us die badly to lava.
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lizzi shinkicker🐀 @sunmilkshakes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Hey.
Piper, a black and white tuxedo cat, sits on top of a two compartment cat tower. One leg is dangling straight down over the edge.
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lizzi shinkicker🐀 @sunmilkshakes.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Hey.
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lizzi shinkicker🐀 @sunmilkshakes.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Rainy day relaxing.
Two cats on a piece of cat furniture. Blondie, a light orange cat, is on the top of the stack. Piper, a tuxedo, is in the bottom compartment.
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lizzi shinkicker🐀 @sunmilkshakes.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Played Peak for a couple hours with my friends today. Very cute, surprisingly difficult, and unexpectedly rewarding. Slipping once and comprehensively eating shit reminded me a lot of Breath of the Wild.
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lizzi shinkicker🐀 @sunmilkshakes.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Tornado warning basement time with the kitties. (Minus Piper who hid under the far corner of the bed and could not be grabbed)
Tobi, a dark orange cat with a white face, stands behind some boxes on a concrete basement floor. Blondie, a light orange cat, hides under shelves behind him.Morticia, a round black cat, sits on a concrete floor next to a cat toy and some aquarium stuff.
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lizzi shinkicker🐀 @sunmilkshakes.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Every single day of his little orange life, Tobi poops on the floor directly next to the litter box. Doesn’t matter how clean the boxes are. They can be spotless and full of brand new litter. He goes on the tile instead. His entire life. I just wanna talk. Just gimme a minute of mutual language.
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lizzi shinkicker🐀 @sunmilkshakes.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I love you giant possum who took a shortcut through my yard last night.
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lizzi shinkicker🐀 @sunmilkshakes.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I made a giant bead lizard out of pool noodles today. It only took two hours! Idk what I’m going to do with it.
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lizzi shinkicker🐀 @sunmilkshakes.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Went to the zoo today
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lizzi shinkicker🐀 @sunmilkshakes.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
At least it’s pretty here.
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lizzi shinkicker🐀 @sunmilkshakes.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
One of my roommates moved out recently and I gave them our old sofa, which pushed me to finally buy the green velvet sectional of my dreams. (Typical gay millennial furniture, I know)
Morticia, demonstrating the new sofa. Breaking down that box in the background sucked. It felt like rendering a whale for its oil and blubber.
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lizzi shinkicker🐀 @sunmilkshakes.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Got new furniture for Tobi and he approves.
Tobi, a dark orange classic tabby with a white face, sitting on a green cushion. Blondie, a buff orange cat, is sniffing him from behind. Tobi doesn’t like it. Tobi sitting on an orange bed on top of a wooden chest of drawers. Don’t look at my floors my house is old and they’ve never been refinished.
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lizzi shinkicker🐀 @sunmilkshakes.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Piper spent like two hours under the blanket today
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lizzi shinkicker🐀 @sunmilkshakes.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Tomodachi Life is awesome
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lizzi shinkicker🐀 @sunmilkshakes.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
NEVER KILL YOURSELF
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lizzi shinkicker🐀 @sunmilkshakes.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
My heating has been damaged
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lizzi shinkicker🐀 @sunmilkshakes.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Visiting my sister’s cats
George, a grey tabby, standing up and begging for food. Dennis, a grey and white tuxedo cat laying on a sofa cushion and holding a blue toy.George and Dennis laying together on the back of a sofa
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lizzi shinkicker🐀 @sunmilkshakes.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
And some plants
A patch of Dutchman’s breeches flowers on the forest floor.A patch of Mayapples and wood violets on the forest floor. A Jack-in-the-pulpit. Bigass dead pine tree with a sycamore or something white in the background.
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lizzi shinkicker🐀 @sunmilkshakes.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
saw some turtles today.
Close up image of an eastern box turtle hanging out on the forest floor in some leaves. Farther away picture of a pond with some large logs sticking out of the water. The logs are covered with several turtles sitting in the sun.
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lizzi shinkicker🐀 @sunmilkshakes.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
How I feel when the admin assistant sends out an email asking ppl to clean their old food out of the fridge bc it stinks and I know it can’t be me bc I work in multiple offices and pack my lunch in and out daily.
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lizzi shinkicker🐀 @sunmilkshakes.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Tobi really likes to be the little spoon.
Tobi, an orange cat, laying on a colorful blue blanket, with Piper, a black cat with white whiskers, spooning him.
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lizzi shinkicker🐀 @sunmilkshakes.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Piper and Morticia being cozy inside while it’s icky outside.
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lizzi shinkicker🐀 @sunmilkshakes.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Casualty of the storm: my freakinge mailbox.
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lizzi shinkicker🐀 @sunmilkshakes.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I’ve wanted one of these mousepads for a while bc they’re genuinely comfortable and found the perfect one at magfest. Thank u www.milesmandel.com
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lizzi shinkicker🐀 @sunmilkshakes.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Magfest costumes! Yesterday was the Sister of Battle for the Warhammer photoshoot only, Journey bc I love it and it’s comfy, and today is Anya with a man-sized Curly prop
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lizzi shinkicker🐀 @sunmilkshakes.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
And the yaoi tray.
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lizzi shinkicker🐀 @sunmilkshakes.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Gin and tonic for lunch
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lizzi shinkicker🐀 @sunmilkshakes.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Making new purity seals for magfest
Two purity seals sitting on a cutting board. One has the text for the chronicles of riddick copypasta and the other has a section of weird Al Yankovic’s “hardware store”
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lizzi shinkicker🐀 @sunmilkshakes.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Went to the Baltimore Erotic Art Society’s Erotic Market today and bought this amazing tray from animeceramix/Maryanne Deadpool Daymont. Very excited to use it as a charcuterie board that slowly reveals its true nature to unsuspecting guests.
Ceramic tray with fanart of Vash the Stampede and Nicholas D. Wolfwood from Trigun in various compromising situations.
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lizzi shinkicker🐀 @sunmilkshakes.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Apple Music wrapped for the year! After Midnight is only on the top songs list because it’s the first song alphabetically in my library and sometimes my phone would just start playing it upon being plugged into the car.
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lizzi shinkicker🐀 @sunmilkshakes.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
DINNER with three kinds of pie
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lizzi shinkicker🐀 @sunmilkshakes.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Two beers on an empty stomach
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lizzi shinkicker🐀 @sunmilkshakes.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Tonight I went to a double feature of Dirty Dancing and To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar and goddamn if Patrick Swayze wasn’t something special
Screencap of a tweet from wnbatwink that says “Patrick Swayze has absolutely no business being dead we need to start killing random men until he comes back”. The original tweet has the name George Michael instead
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lizzi shinkicker🐀 @sunmilkshakes.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Girl those are not going to help
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lizzi shinkicker🐀 @sunmilkshakes.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Went for a walk this afternoon, it was very yellow.
Photo of a path through the woods in the fall. The leaves on the tree are yellow as hell.
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lizzi shinkicker🐀 @sunmilkshakes.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Tobi really wanted to lay on this part of the bed but Blondie was already there so they are spooning as a compromise.
Blondie, a light orange long haired cat, lays stretched out on some blankets with Tobi, a darker orange short haired cat, who is curled up.
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lizzi shinkicker🐀 @sunmilkshakes.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Tobi has been on antibiotics for over a week and I’ve gotten SO GOOD at throwing the pill right down his throat so he has to swallow it without fighting.
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lizzi shinkicker🐀 @sunmilkshakes.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
I took my skeleton inside after trick or treating was over and my mom’s cat Captain decided to make friends.
A round black cat sits between the legs of a gold plastic skeleton. They are surrounded by boxes of various model train items.
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lizzi shinkicker🐀 @sunmilkshakes.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
I had to go into the office for something and grabbed some stuff from my desk. I missed my mug. It’s coming home with me.
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lizzi shinkicker🐀 @sunmilkshakes.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Last week Tobi was so sick we were worried he might die and this week he’s totally back to normal. The beauty of antibiotics.
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lizzi shinkicker🐀 @sunmilkshakes.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
I also repainted a door I hated.
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lizzi shinkicker🐀 @sunmilkshakes.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Bethesda’s glitches really are the best.
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lizzi shinkicker🐀 @sunmilkshakes.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Discovered how to give weapons custom names in Fallout 4.
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lizzi shinkicker🐀 @sunmilkshakes.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Stumbles out of the theater disoriented as fuck
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lizzi shinkicker🐀 @sunmilkshakes.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
The first was the John Waters bathrooms at the Baltimore Museum of Art and then the second is this red bathroom from the Peabody Essex Museum in Salem, Massachusetts.
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lizzi shinkicker🐀 @sunmilkshakes.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
I finally found one of my favorite tweets again
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lizzi shinkicker🐀 @sunmilkshakes.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Good morning cat.
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