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Connor @sunkmydunk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Could our government STOP sucking the DICK of Mans Best Friend? #kashpatel #fbi #sbahj

A "sweet bro and hella jeff" comic showing Sweet Bro carrying a large dog. He walks the dog into the back of Hella Jeff's head, causing Hella Jeff to turn around and accidentally put the dog's penis in his mouth. Sweet Bro then says "my GUY. could you STOP sucking the DICK of Mans Best Friend"

Connor @sunkmydunk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Pansexual people become omnisexual once they've hooked up with someone from every gender. They're kinda like reverse highlanders

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Connor @sunkmydunk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I'm officially renaming Captain America to Captain Ontario #marvel

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Connor @sunkmydunk.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

You know, I used to like spiders but now these 8 LEGGED MOTHERFUCKERS have made a PERMANENT ENEMY out of me. The fire alarm in my room went off hours before I was going to wake up and after a bunch of very concerned investigating I find this little shithead of a spider standing on the alarm's sensor

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Connor @sunkmydunk.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Made this post before the flock cameras were a thing and I stand by what I said #releasethefootage #flock

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Connor @sunkmydunk.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

We should set off fireworks on halloween so pets can participate in being scared too

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Connor @sunkmydunk.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Parking lots for grocery stores should all have a downward slope away from the store so you can just ride the carts to your car

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Connor @sunkmydunk.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Once again I am in a position to prove myself a clairvoyant genius. All I have to do is keep regularly getting wrecked on gin and tonics, and when malaria inevitably starts making it big in the US I will lord my immunity over everyone

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Connor @sunkmydunk.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

While people are talking about villians who were right, my pick would be Miss Trunchbull from Matilda. Children suck and should be swung around by their hair

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Connor @sunkmydunk.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I call them hell hounds: hot dogs with deviled egg mix as their topping #culinaryart

A plate with two hot dogs on it. Both of the hot dogs have deviled egg mix spread on them

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Connor @sunkmydunk.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Windows movie maker industrial strength carpet cleaner

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Connor @sunkmydunk.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

It's hard to believe that companies can act this vile. Laying off so many people with no concern for the fact that many of them have kids they are trying to feed to their dogs

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Connor @sunkmydunk.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I aspire to have the kind of professional career where people can say about me "he pretty much always shows up before CoB"

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Connor @sunkmydunk.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Skinny girl summer is white girl ramadan

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Connor @sunkmydunk.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

listening to the audiobook biography of the first completely illiterate person to have written more than five b- graded book reports. No ai, no cheating.. we can truly do anything if we believe in ourselves

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Connor @sunkmydunk.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Just had to do my once every other year gas purchase for my mower and it made me lose any hope that we will ever escape this dystopia. If these prices aren't enough to make the people who have to buy gas weekly riot then nothing will

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Connor @sunkmydunk.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Sometimes cats act like adorable fuzzy cryptids

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Connor @sunkmydunk.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Dreamt that nintendo made a really good remaster of mario sunshine with cool new levels and mechanics and beautiful visuals. Despite my vehement refusal to support the absurd pricing they've had with their new games I was seriously consider getting a switch 2 for it. I guess everyone has their price

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Connor @sunkmydunk.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

The number 1 highlight of every fallout 4 playthrough is watching deacon walk out of slocum joes and immediately step on a landmine and be downed, only to get back up, walk a few more steps, and step on another landmine and start limping his way back to hq

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Connor @sunkmydunk.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

I keep seeing these posts about bluesky losing air and it really makes me worried that people can't get a feel for what are/aren't bot accounts. When I visit twitter THAT is the app that feels dead. Bluesky is incredibly active; these people must be putting on blindfolds before opening this app

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Connor @sunkmydunk.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Here's some purring for anyone who needs it right now #cat #cats #purring

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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

they're called baby boomers because they fuckin love bombing babies

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Connor @sunkmydunk.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Putting in an IT ticket at work and then when they IM me to solve it hitting them with the ol' "i have a boyfriend" and ghosting them

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Connor @sunkmydunk.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

I miss the option to show replies to a post in a random order

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Connor @sunkmydunk.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

In addition to the post office there should also be a pre office where they bring you things that you have to deliver. Maybe there's a hard mode too where there's no address and you have to guess where things need to go based on clues

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Connor @sunkmydunk.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

why's this dude's birthmark so itchy is he harry potter

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Connor @sunkmydunk.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

Spontaneous combustion sounds kind of nice. I do like both fire and surprises

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Connor @sunkmydunk.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

I have a whole bunch of skeletons in my closet. They won't come out because they're not comfortable with everyone knowing they are gay, and also because there's already a bunch of other gay skeletons in there so they don't really need to leave anyways

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Connor @sunkmydunk.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Someone needs to make a device that stops you from being sick by detecting when you're going to get sick as early as possible and then killing you

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Connor @sunkmydunk.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

All dogs should be trained as drug sniffing dogs, not just the cop ones. Regular people need help finding drugs too

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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

I love cats so fucking much dude

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Connor @sunkmydunk.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

I need to set #gamers with the best k/d ratios on the bugs in my house. I have been killing these annoying fucking boxelder bugs constantly but they keep coming probably because they think my ratio is too disgraceful

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Connor @sunkmydunk.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

Just cussed out the spider on my wall because I saw a bug in the house

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Connor @sunkmydunk.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

She lets me hold her paw while she sleeps #cats

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Connor @sunkmydunk.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

Got a job as a child soldier. Turns out they're getting pretty desperate so you don't gotta be a kid anymore

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Connor @sunkmydunk.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

Microsauce founded by Bill Caged

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Connor @sunkmydunk.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

Not sure why it's called pain in the ass bread. I've never had it be more than a mild inconvenience

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Connor @sunkmydunk.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

Call me your horses and hold me

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Connor @sunkmydunk.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

I have shit into the abyss and the abyss shat back

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Connor @sunkmydunk.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

I live gregoriously through my calendar

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Connor @sunkmydunk.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

It really sucks that there's so many things in life that you should learn but can't be taught

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Connor @sunkmydunk.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

Why the fuck won't the food in my stomach digest already? Does my body not realize I'm trying to fit more alcohol in there?

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Connor @sunkmydunk.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

When one of my cats does something they aren't supposed to I ask them if they understand the magnitude of their transgression

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Connor @sunkmydunk.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

Living in the future on a ringworld and despite having access to advanced medicine still getting ringworm anyways to be thematically appropriate

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Connor @sunkmydunk.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

Both of my cats are doing the "looks like a chicken licking themselves thing" at the same time right now and it's pretty funny

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Annika @annihowls.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

Hear me out: a Katamari game where the levels are based on other video games. You could roll up nurses in Silent Hill, demolish a frontier town in Red Dead Redemption, make a ball of Baldur’s Gate etc

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