Reposted by Just Some AssHatteryLa Puta Llama @laputallama.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Al papa lo que es del papa. 11359112 0
Just Some AssHattery @sumasshattery.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I was literally just thinking about what the human equivalent to fishing is. Great, now the algorithm is in my brain too. 000 0
Just Some AssHattery @sumasshattery.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Taxi driver in Barcelona is doing a TikTok live and I'm not sure how it's legal to read and intact with chat and drive at the same time here. 000 0
Just Some AssHattery @sumasshattery.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Gemini just...called me a "delightful trollop"??? I feel like I'm a firearm away from a Rick and Morty episode. 010 0
Just Some AssHattery @sumasshattery.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Ah, Saturday. Or as I've come to think of it: the day I find out what happens next in the current @nanoff.bsky.social comic. 020 0
Just Some AssHattery @sumasshattery.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Apparently it's "rude" and "threatening" to leave notes in the elevator saying, "IDK who you are, but I want to throw you, and your dog who barks all day, bodily from the roof. xoxo, The American in #10" People are so sensitive these days. 000 0
Just Some AssHattery @sumasshattery.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I'd make a terrible therapist because when people tell me their social anxieties my first thought is always, "Yeah, it looks like you're afraid of facts..." I think we just lie to each other because if our friends were annoying burdens, we'd have to admit that we are too. 🤷🏻 010 0
Just Some AssHattery @sumasshattery.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Not my favorite albums of all time, but definitely the 9 that most shaped me and my musical tastes. I know, I know, I was a depressed evangelical kid (being gay in that environment will do that). 020 0
Just Some AssHattery @sumasshattery.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Querido vecino, fumando un porro: compartir es amar. 000 0
Reposted by Just Some AssHatteryGreyson 🐶 @jedijoe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Happy Combination Mean Girls/Fullmetal Alchemist Day to all who celebrate! 04013 0
Just Some AssHattery @sumasshattery.bsky.social · 03/10/2026It feels like an indictment of the current state of "art" that computers can generate something and we generally can't distinguish between that and what a human makes. "It doesn't have soul!" My brother in Memes, most art is commercialized bullshit anyway. 010 0
Just Some AssHattery @sumasshattery.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I've lived in Spain for five years now, but my internal timer still goes off during coffee/lunch/drinks when an hour has passed and I feel the overwhelming urge to say, "Well this has been nice. Bye!" 010 0
Just Some AssHattery @sumasshattery.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I love my special content creators on YouTube. I hate that to make money, they have to make content that's essentially an advertisement. Like, I'm interested in what they're saying, then suddenly, "...which brings us to today's sponsor..." and the "solution" is some garbage like LingQ. 010 0
Just Some AssHattery @sumasshattery.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Doing Flocktober this year, where I locate lost dogs (and spy on everyone - tee-hee). 010 0
Just Some AssHattery @sumasshattery.bsky.social · 01/10/2026"I just don't understand foot fetishes," I say, scrolling through page after page of "daddy bear top bb mature hung" videos, unable to cum because I've seen them all already. 010 0
Reposted by Just Some AssHatteryJP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I wrote about being chronically single, and about visiting a psychic to find out what's broken about me. she had some interesting things to say! johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/the-most-u...johnpaulbrammer.substack.comThe Most Unlovable Man in New York CityOn being chronically single and my visit to the love psychic 41776126 0
Just Some AssHattery @sumasshattery.bsky.social · 27/09/2026We buried mom today. I feel strangely free. I don't have to pretend we're a happy family anymore. I don't have to worry about disappointing mom. I don't have to worry about her worrying about my soul. We buried mom today. I feel strangely free. 000 0
Just Some AssHattery @sumasshattery.bsky.social · 25/09/2026My personal favorite: the one where God kills his son because he's bad at forgiving. 001 0
Just Some AssHattery @sumasshattery.bsky.social · 25/09/2026"Mom loved books. We had a Bible picture book she'd read to us, with stories like the one where God drowns everyone, the one where God kills all the Egyptian babies, the one where God has the Israelites commit genocide, the one where God has bears kill some children because they call a guy bald..." 100 0
Just Some AssHattery @sumasshattery.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Back in my hometown and they're playing "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" on the oldies station and my dentures just fell out. 011 0
Reposted by Just Some AssHatterySarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026 64185824573 0
Just Some AssHattery @sumasshattery.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I'm not ready to deal with everyone at the funeral. "God is good and he loves and protects us" but... Parkinson's exists? Mom prayed for years to be healed and was told, "Nah, you get to suffer so people worship me more." That's disgusting. If god exists, it's powerless or heartless. Fight me. 010 0
Just Some AssHattery @sumasshattery.bsky.social · 20/09/2026If we're making plans and you make me choose the day, time, and location and offer no opinions, I hate you a little. 000 0
Just Some AssHattery @sumasshattery.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I am a visitor here. I am not permanent. 010 0
Just Some AssHattery @sumasshattery.bsky.social · 19/09/2026My sister, the compulsive liar, has come to our mom's funeral sporting a fake Celiac diagnosis and an accent I can only describe as "Nadja."static.klipy.comNadja's Unholy Transition TalkALT: Nadja's Unholy Transition Talk 100 0
Just Some AssHattery @sumasshattery.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I always thought the oranges on the Tragic Kingdom album cover were chocolate chip cookies. I wasn't a very clever child. 000 0
Just Some AssHattery @sumasshattery.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Watching YouTube at x3 means live streams are like watching my favorite streamers through molasses. 010 0
Just Some AssHattery @sumasshattery.bsky.social · 07/09/2026When I text a friend about my new musical obsession and they don't text me back, I like to imagine they're just having another listen to the catalog and trying to decide which song is their favorite. While I wait, go listen to Origami Angel's album "Feeling not Found." You won't regret it. 001 0
Just Some AssHattery @sumasshattery.bsky.social · 05/09/2026When you pull at a mustache hair and you feel it in your nose 👴🏻 000 0
Just Some AssHattery @sumasshattery.bsky.social · 05/09/2026The audacity of my husband expecting me to remember things he doesn't see me write down immediately. 😤 010 0
Just Some AssHattery @sumasshattery.bsky.social · 04/09/2026"A big dick isn't a replacement for a personality," I muse, returning to my niche special interest... 010 0
Just Some AssHattery @sumasshattery.bsky.social · 03/09/2026It's less like playing D&D and more like an on-rails shooter where the DM is the one taking shots and saying, "What do you want to do? ...No, you can't do that." 000 0
Just Some AssHattery @sumasshattery.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Do other animals look back and think, "What did I do with my life?" Or is this a uniquely human curse? I hope someday we'll know. 000 0
Just Some AssHattery @sumasshattery.bsky.social · 29/08/2026A stranger complimented my hair today and this high will carry me through the weekend. 🥰 010 0
Just Some AssHattery @sumasshattery.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Husband: Honey, it's almost 8:00, are you going to be done working soon? Me, special-interesting: 010 0
Just Some AssHattery @sumasshattery.bsky.social · 25/08/2026The millennial urge to use emojis after every phrase like some kind of explanatory punctuation 👴🏻😅🫠🥲🔪 010 0
Just Some AssHattery @sumasshattery.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Make a band bigger Imagine Dungeons and Dragons 010 0
Reposted by Just Some AssHatterysecondlina // Lord of Crows @secondlina.com · 21/08/2026I love when fantasy series have a dude called something like Stephen the All-Seeing, Keeper of the Demon Sword, hero of the Volcano Age. But in some tiny village, he's known as Bees Steve, that weird guy who loves beekeeping. The more uppercase titles the legend has, the funnier the contrast is. 2461621916 0
Reposted by Just Some AssHatteryHanky @hankysolo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026A mí, de esta movida, me decepciona profundamente que cuando le mete la calavera en la cabeza, la Virgen no se active y empiece a lanzar rayos por los ojos o movidas así. 1891125326 0
Reposted by Just Some AssHatteryJ. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Secret Panel HERE 😐 tinyview.com/mrlovenstein/2026/08/15/just 132616321 0
Reposted by Just Some AssHatteryAlfonso 🇺🇦🇪🇺🇵🇸🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ @springsteen81.bsky.social · 16/08/2026El problema con los cayetanos es que no se integran. No comparten nuestra cultura, ni nuestros valores. Y encima muchos de ellos viven de las paguitas. 171468542 0
Just Some AssHattery @sumasshattery.bsky.social · 15/08/2026The ?undiagnosed? urge to "just clean the bathroom real quick" while running late. #HowLongCouldItTake5Minutes 010 0
