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Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

ok now i'm drunk sounds good 👍👍

Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

i haven't posted here in a while, but i figured you should all know i am full blown hellenic polytheism and find ancient greek hymns so unlistenable that i am contemplating writing my own. maybe that's the problem with the world. too much bad music. gods are angry. :/ hold on trying to fix

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Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

considering transpeople are like 1% of the population, i wonder if our use as a scapegoat group is so the government can erode basic rights and ultimately discriminate against women. like, you know, more than usual.

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Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

one of my biggest AI fears is that people will think my writing is AI generated because I overuse em dashes.

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Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

women's section of the thrift store: freshly laundered floral scent for your courtesy men's side: ballsack sweat and mildew

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Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

I spent 3 hours last night cleaning out our foyer trying to make it look livable so i don't feel like setting myself on fire every time i enter the hoarder house, all the while my father had conversations on speaker phone while watching trumper propaganda on youtube at boomer decibles. didn't die.

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Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

"Jeremy is the one and only," she commented on a fan account post in October. "And amazing. And we're very happy."

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Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

I just exported my ariana grande psych video. May the gods of copyright be on my side as I embark on this terrifying endeavor

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Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

Slightly-rare, decade-old Melanie Martinez interview with cringey intro and outro, for your viewing pleasure

youtu.be

MELANIE MARTINEZ talks Cruella Deville, CRY BABY, DOLLHOUSE w/ PAVLINA

YouTube video by Pavlina Osta

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Reposted by Sullivan Sweeney

Andra @andraberghoff.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

When you see the stock market plummeting today remember, it’s the Trump stock market and he claimed it fair and square

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Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

When the man cut my hours from 36 to 16 because of tariffs hiking up the price of groceries, I was mad. When they took away free coffee from the break room? About to quit. Might organize a union. might dump all the store's coffee into the sewer.

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Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

....i'll show this to tyler when i'm not mad at him anymore >> the boy loves frogs

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Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

chat gpt just called me "bitchy, but smart." 💀 I didn't ask for a roast i just needed the validation my parents never gave me

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Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

(2) ...unless i am studying it carefully it looks like a trippy, two-headed monster. this effect is even worse when cropped to a youtube thumbnail. i will never watch this movie and i am suing for emotional damages

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Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

(1) i need to vent. this cover has been pissing me off since the 90s. First of all, the image is bisected with two tones, the orange making me focus more on the female. Then the image is further bisected by the black clothing, and since they have the same skintone...

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Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

they knew i was trans at the dr but thought i was trans the other way so they were suggesting women's groups and then got super embarrassed lmao. i have achieved peak androgyny. next i will infiltrate male spaces and steal everyone's pronouns until trump deports me to the moon

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Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

also it always alwayyyys has to be the woman's fault. even when there is nothing to go off of, if there is a woman, she is guilty of something

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Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

someone on reddit noticed that melanie and their portals stylist unfollowed each other and ppl automatically jumped to conclusions that melanie is impossible to work with and has serial falling-outs with their team 😂 y'all will reach so hard for drama that your arms will break off

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Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

haaha. me typing "Lana Del Rey Fingertips" and Google AI predicting I'm going to search for the song lyrics when really I want the chords because I'm cool enough to play uke but not cool enough to be good at it

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Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

This is why you NEVERRR post as soon as you're "done." One is Ariana Grande, the other is Ariana Grande's evil lookalike when her face starts melting off after the photoshoot

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Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

Are you... male female non-binary hawk perched close-by waiting for Wicked to drop in price?

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Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

Day 3 of working on my Coquette-themed self-help magazine. After meticulously converting every page of text into a png, enlarging each page to 150%, and arranging it on the page, I realized I stylized Cry Baby as Crybaby throughout the whole thing. I also failed to keep pronouns consistent. I'm dead

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Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

I literally just shouted because I finally realized that Lana singing "sizzling like a snare" was about telephone wires literally sounding like a snare drum. This revelation comes an entire decade after I realized there was no snail getting electrocuted.

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Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

The reason I'm pairing it with a psychology zine to sell is because I can't rely on ad revenue and I don't have any sponsors that want me, a recently out asexual, to sell something other than sex toys. I wish I was kidding.

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Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

Just so you all know, the script for the Ariana Grande video is done. Next is finishing the product I'm pairing with it (a celebrity self-help psychology fan zine), recording the art, recording the commentary (13 pages), and putting it all together.

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Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

I miss regular Elita vlogs. They were the dopest. Aesthetic through the roof. Background music the chillest. Relatability hit the social anxiety meter at 100% i did not realize how spoiled we were

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Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

I just canceled Wix because they increased the price of a 3 year plan from $572 to $801. Now... Talk me out of hosting my whole website on Tumblr.

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Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

To my eldest son, Knock-knock, I leave my largest laundry pile and my tuna packets. And to my youngest son, Butter Nugget, I leave the pepperoni and that one spot on my beanbag chair that I sleep on because I can't afford a bed.

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Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

As someone who was always picked last in elementary school, I am not excited for the superb owl. As a grocery store employee, I am writing my will.

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Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

Nearly $5 for a sandwich the size of my fist, and my hands are smaller than Trump's. we're talking a 3" long fist here

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Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

Wendy's just charged me for tap water LMAO we're cooked

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Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

I've never read a hate comment on anyone's social media and thought, "Wow, this person is emotionally intelligent and well-adjusted with no glaring psychiatric issues."

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Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

We'd rather blame our kids than our parenting, and I don't feel my fellow millennials are introspective enough to break the cycle.

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Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

I see Gen Z getting attacked a lot by the media. Can confirm the same happened to me 10+ years ago as a millennial, barely 20 and blamed for everything wrong with the world. IMHO, there's nothing wrong with Gen Z that's their fault. Gen Alpha will be attacked next.

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Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

Elonia stans are getting super triggered by my recent tiktoks. So naturally, I must make clowning on Elon Musk my entire personality.

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Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

Hearing Biden say the word "Oligarchy" in the farewell address was not on my bingo card, but I feel like he could've said it sooner and louder.

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Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

Last night I hyperfixated on Messy by Lola Young the second I got home and forgot to put away my groceries, which were sitting right next to me. RIP, one quart of milk and leftover chicken tenders. I am now in ADHD paralysis because I cannot fathom tonight's casserole into existence

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Lola Young - Messy (Official Video)

YouTube video by LolaYoungVEVO

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Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

It's a Chinese social media app that "American TikTok Refugees" have flooded as a fuck you to the US Government, making it #1 in the app store.

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Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

...English. I was never good at learning other languages, but it would be cool if more young people wanted to learn Chinese. I just hope it improves foreign relations instead of backfiring. It would suck for Chinese-Americans if they decide to ban red note too. :/

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Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

My Chinese coworker is super-excited that Red Note is popular in America now. I might make one just so I can add her. I know China's censorship is more strict but it could be fun to post American cooking videos and cats. It's cool to see Americans engaging with a culture and language other than...

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Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

My inner child wants this. But like... Charmander.

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Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

And here's a picture of how Butter Nugget sleeps, as a palate cleanser.

cat on its back sprawled out so comfy and cozy

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Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

1. Revealed: The Truth About "Than" That You Need To Know 2. What "Storytime" Means for You in 2025 3. Shocking Facts About "Wild" Nobody Told You 4. The Untold Story Behind the Headlines 5. What They Don’t Want You to Know 6. How This Changes Everything

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Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

I'm bad at titling things, so I gave Chat GPT a list of all my best performing videos, their view counts, and their titles. I asked it to generate a list of similar titles based on my latest video script. The results were... artificial. I don't know about intelligent.

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