Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 08/07/2025i haven't posted here in a while, but i figured you should all know i am full blown hellenic polytheism and find ancient greek hymns so unlistenable that i am contemplating writing my own. maybe that's the problem with the world. too much bad music. gods are angry. :/ hold on trying to fix 100
Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 09/05/2025considering transpeople are like 1% of the population, i wonder if our use as a scapegoat group is so the government can erode basic rights and ultimately discriminate against women. like, you know, more than usual. 110
Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 30/04/2025one of my biggest AI fears is that people will think my writing is AI generated because I overuse em dashes. 000
Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 11/04/2025This is a parody... right... like... a late April fool's... RIGHT???wsaz.comTrump signs executive order that reverses Biden rule on ‘weak’ showerheadsAn executive order he signed calls for an immediate end to water conservation standards that restrict the number of gallons per minute that flow through showerheads and other appliances. 020
Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 08/04/2025women's section of the thrift store: freshly laundered floral scent for your courtesy men's side: ballsack sweat and mildew 110
Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 03/04/2025I spent 3 hours last night cleaning out our foyer trying to make it look livable so i don't feel like setting myself on fire every time i enter the hoarder house, all the while my father had conversations on speaker phone while watching trumper propaganda on youtube at boomer decibles. didn't die. 000
Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 31/03/2025always blows my mind that a celebrity can say one line that isn't that enlightening and gossip blogs will turn it into an entire article that people will actually waste their time readingeonline.comLana Del Rey Reveals Why Marriage to Husband Jeremy Dufrene Surprisingly Works - E! OnlineLana Del Rey couldn’t help but gush over that magic behind her marriage with Jeremy Dufrene after suffering from a “singer’s curse” in her love life. 100
Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 29/03/2025It only took me 20234823908 years to create this video. also I really enjoyed the new cut of eternal sunshine.youtu.beDark Psychology of Homewreckers: Ariana Grande VS Lily Jay, A Deep DiveYouTube video by Sullivan Sweeney (The Crow FKA Piper Sweeney) 031
Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 27/03/2025I just exported my ariana grande psych video. May the gods of copyright be on my side as I embark on this terrifying endeavor 010
Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 11/03/2025Slightly-rare, decade-old Melanie Martinez interview with cringey intro and outro, for your viewing pleasureyoutu.beMELANIE MARTINEZ talks Cruella Deville, CRY BABY, DOLLHOUSE w/ PAVLINAYouTube video by Pavlina Osta 020
Reposted by Sullivan SweeneyAndra @andraberghoff.bsky.social · 10/03/2025When you see the stock market plummeting today remember, it’s the Trump stock market and he claimed it fair and square 214719
Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 10/03/2025When the man cut my hours from 36 to 16 because of tariffs hiking up the price of groceries, I was mad. When they took away free coffee from the break room? About to quit. Might organize a union. might dump all the store's coffee into the sewer. 020
Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 09/03/2025....i'll show this to tyler when i'm not mad at him anymore >> the boy loves frogs 000
Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 08/03/2025chat gpt just called me "bitchy, but smart." 💀 I didn't ask for a roast i just needed the validation my parents never gave me 040
Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 07/03/2025(1) i need to vent. this cover has been pissing me off since the 90s. First of all, the image is bisected with two tones, the orange making me focus more on the female. Then the image is further bisected by the black clothing, and since they have the same skintone... 110
Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 07/03/2025I'm going full on rags to riches so i can buy this. i'll be on an awards stage and instead of thanking god i'm going to thank this froguncomfy.storeThe Frog Friend (Pen, Brush, Apple Pencil Holder, Desk Friend)Need a hand? This little lad just wants to help. Give him your favorite pen, paint brush, or apple pencil to hold for you! 000
Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 06/03/2025they knew i was trans at the dr but thought i was trans the other way so they were suggesting women's groups and then got super embarrassed lmao. i have achieved peak androgyny. next i will infiltrate male spaces and steal everyone's pronouns until trump deports me to the moon 060
Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 06/03/2025someone on reddit noticed that melanie and their portals stylist unfollowed each other and ppl automatically jumped to conclusions that melanie is impossible to work with and has serial falling-outs with their team 😂 y'all will reach so hard for drama that your arms will break off 130
Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 02/03/2025haaha. me typing "Lana Del Rey Fingertips" and Google AI predicting I'm going to search for the song lyrics when really I want the chords because I'm cool enough to play uke but not cool enough to be good at it 010
Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 26/02/2025This is why you NEVERRR post as soon as you're "done." One is Ariana Grande, the other is Ariana Grande's evil lookalike when her face starts melting off after the photoshoot 010
Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 23/02/2025Are you... male female non-binary hawk perched close-by waiting for Wicked to drop in price? 030
Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Day 3 of working on my Coquette-themed self-help magazine. After meticulously converting every page of text into a png, enlarging each page to 150%, and arranging it on the page, I realized I stylized Cry Baby as Crybaby throughout the whole thing. I also failed to keep pronouns consistent. I'm dead 000
Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 19/02/2025I literally just shouted because I finally realized that Lana singing "sizzling like a snare" was about telephone wires literally sounding like a snare drum. This revelation comes an entire decade after I realized there was no snail getting electrocuted. 210
Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 19/02/2025Four more years of emboldened racists.ca.news.yahoo.com11-year-old took her own life after classmates threatened to call ICE on her family, devastated mother reveals‘I waited a whole week for a miracle that my daughter would be well, but unfortunately, nothing could be done’, despaired her mother 011
Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 18/02/2025Just so you all know, the script for the Ariana Grande video is done. Next is finishing the product I'm pairing with it (a celebrity self-help psychology fan zine), recording the art, recording the commentary (13 pages), and putting it all together. 130
Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 17/02/2025I miss regular Elita vlogs. They were the dopest. Aesthetic through the roof. Background music the chillest. Relatability hit the social anxiety meter at 100% i did not realize how spoiled we were 000
Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 15/02/2025I just canceled Wix because they increased the price of a 3 year plan from $572 to $801. Now... Talk me out of hosting my whole website on Tumblr. 010
Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 07/02/2025As someone who was always picked last in elementary school, I am not excited for the superb owl. As a grocery store employee, I am writing my will. 100
Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Nearly $5 for a sandwich the size of my fist, and my hands are smaller than Trump's. we're talking a 3" long fist here 011
Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Wendy's just charged me for tap water LMAO we're cooked 110
Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 04/02/2025I've never read a hate comment on anyone's social media and thought, "Wow, this person is emotionally intelligent and well-adjusted with no glaring psychiatric issues." 020
Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 02/02/2025I see Gen Z getting attacked a lot by the media. Can confirm the same happened to me 10+ years ago as a millennial, barely 20 and blamed for everything wrong with the world. IMHO, there's nothing wrong with Gen Z that's their fault. Gen Alpha will be attacked next. 181
Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 25/01/2025Elonia stans are getting super triggered by my recent tiktoks. So naturally, I must make clowning on Elon Musk my entire personality. 011
Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 17/01/2025Hearing Biden say the word "Oligarchy" in the farewell address was not on my bingo card, but I feel like he could've said it sooner and louder. 041
Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 16/01/2025Last night I hyperfixated on Messy by Lola Young the second I got home and forgot to put away my groceries, which were sitting right next to me. RIP, one quart of milk and leftover chicken tenders. I am now in ADHD paralysis because I cannot fathom tonight's casserole into existenceyoutu.beLola Young - Messy (Official Video)YouTube video by LolaYoungVEVO 010
Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 15/01/2025My Chinese coworker is super-excited that Red Note is popular in America now. I might make one just so I can add her. I know China's censorship is more strict but it could be fun to post American cooking videos and cats. It's cool to see Americans engaging with a culture and language other than... 360
Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 09/01/2025My inner child wants this. But like... Charmander. 040
Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Here's the storytime: youtu.be/5aspEOIdYBo?...youtu.beWhen the Police Work for Your Abuser: Our Ashland, Ky Nightmare (Storytime + Speedpaint)YouTube video by Sullivan Sweeney (The Crow FKA Piper Sweeney) 123
Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 08/01/2025I'm bad at titling things, so I gave Chat GPT a list of all my best performing videos, their view counts, and their titles. I asked it to generate a list of similar titles based on my latest video script. The results were... artificial. I don't know about intelligent. 210
Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 07/01/2025I just killed a house fly with my bare hands. Good to know that, after four years of shao lin kung fu, I cannot protect myself, but am a human flyswatter. 140
Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 06/01/2025I decided to post my video scripts in blog form as well, for those who prefer to read essays. I've been thinking for starting a blog for some time now, for thoughts that are longer than a bsky post but shorter than an essay.sullivansweeney.comDelay, Deny, Depose: What the Media Won’t Say About Luigi Mangione (script)Note: This is a video-script, not a transcript. I rarely follow my scripts word per word, and there are differences between what I initially wrote and what I chose to say in the video. A common-sense ... 141
Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 05/01/2025I love how these people refuse to learn from the Streisand effect. If you try to cover something up, the public will only share it harder. (Artist is Ann Telnaes) 130
Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 05/01/2025I mean business and I'm not backing down! Tell the judge that no man should be punished for fighting back against their abuser. www.change.org/FreeTylerDot...change.orgSign the PetitionDismiss Commonwealth v. Tyler Dotson; Investigate his Abuser and the Ashland Ky Police 2107
Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 04/01/2025I'm so fucking pissed that they completely replaced free, in-person jail visits with a buggy fucking app that won't let me deposit money to talk to him on a shitty webcam. 230
Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 02/01/2025This is a major attack on the freedom of speech and of the press, intimidation, and jury-tampering. He hasn't even been convicted. What happened to innocent until proven guilty? (IMO, he was involved but is not the shooter. There's probably a group responsible.)kenklippenstein.comRead the NYPD’s Mangione report the media won't publishPost-Luigi, the "extremist" threat is you 111
Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 02/01/2025I just realized I bought mugs thinking I owned no mugs because I was so used to my "pencil holders," which I now use to store my plastic cutlery. Which star sign do I blame this on? 041
Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 02/01/2025I posted an update on Tyler's situation on the GoFundMe. Thank you all so much for your support, he really needs it right now. www.gofundme.com/manage/help-... 033
Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 02/01/2025I feel old now. Not only do I understand this, but I have this toy less than a foot away from me. 💀 130
Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 02/01/2025The rest of it: “...Sometimes we must interfere. When human lives are endangered, when human dignity is in jeopardy, national borders and sensitivities become irrelevant." 141
Sullivan Sweeney @sullivansweeney.bsky.social · 01/01/2025Short version: Duke assaults Tyler. Tyler fights back to defend himself. Duke calls the police and plays the victim. Wanna guess who gets arrested? The older, larger man or the 22-year-old who's freaking out? Yes obviously let's arrest the victim because he's loud and making a scene. Figures.gofundme.comDonate to Help Break the Cycle of Abuse for Tyler, My Best Friend, organized by Sullivan SweeneyHi! My name is Sullivan Sweeney, better known by my former na… Sullivan Sweeney needs your support for Help Break the Cycle of Abuse for Tyler, My Best Friend 034