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Jack Daniels Mizutani

@suicidesauce.bsky.social
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Artist, writer, last of a dying breed of internet trolls. Check out patreon.com/suicidesauce , donate through ko-fi.com/suicidesauce , or attempt to find me on tiktok.

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Jack Daniels Mizutani @suicidesauce.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
It's hilarious to me imagining your neighbor is up there living their best life, fucking all night and smoking all day
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Fire Emblem: Tres Leches @zyphira.vanadiel.network · 09/02/2026
why don't you join Teamspeak? everyone's on Guilded right now. Guilded is basically Mumble. Join Revolt, join Rootapp, join Stoat. Stoat is Discord but better. Everyone's on Stoat, you'll love Stoat. Stoat has it for you.
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Jack Daniels Mizutani @suicidesauce.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I turn off my fan. All is quiet, not the oppressive silence of isolation, but the crisp, clean emptiness of a just-washed dish, ready to be filled with purpose. I breathe deeply and remind myself that I owe nothing to anyone, even me. I will do only as I please. My dog barfs gently in the corner.
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Jack Daniels Mizutani @suicidesauce.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
CrossFit and community will help you feel more confident, more comfortable, and more courageous, but you have been the best you all your life. At every turn the chance that you'd fail were astronomically high, but you've beat the odds every single time. You are the absolute world champion of you!
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Jack Daniels Mizutani @suicidesauce.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
ARROGANT MAGE is coming SOON to my Patreon for free and paid members!
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Jack Daniels Mizutani @suicidesauce.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
hey! I like your confidence and assurance in your own self worth. I'm sorry I said "get on my level," it was a very lazy joke and not worth either of our times. I'm proud of your accomplishments and your resilience!
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Jack Daniels Mizutani @suicidesauce.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I legitimately thought this was a video of people drowning in a flash flood in (idk) Slovakia and had to reread several times because in no place on the tweet does it say "duck." I have learned several new words, none of which are "duck," and am relieved that no Slovakians were harmed
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Jack Daniels Mizutani @suicidesauce.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I lift 350 pounds every single morning for several reps, get on my level
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal? Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail… Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you. Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake.
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
They don't tell you this in the movie, but Roger from 101 Dalmatians actually writes a mean song about every one of Anita's friends who comes to visit
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Jack Daniels Mizutani @suicidesauce.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
youtu.be/io1f7Dad3Ks?...
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Do You Remember? The 21st Night of September
YouTube video by Buckets the Drummer
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Jack Daniels Mizutani @suicidesauce.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
#tadcjax
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 31/01/2026
It always feels like all the wrong people die, but I think it’s because there are far more beloved people than there are bastards.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
My dog loves to follow me around and 'supervise' when I do any work in the garden. Sometimes even if the plants don't need watering, I will wander around with the empty watering can pretending to water them just so he can enjoy feeling helpful.
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Jack Daniels Mizutani @suicidesauce.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Hi I haven’t posted here in 1 million zillion years have a random WIP
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Jack Daniels Mizutani @suicidesauce.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
God if someone said any part of that first post to me I would be so excited to punch them in the balls. I would jump up and down and laugh with glee and call my best friend to let them know I was about to have the best time ever punching some guy (gender neutral) in the balls (also gender neutral)
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
My 7 year old son is receiving lots of praise from my wife for telling his teacher that an older student was selling sweets in the playground. I praised him too, but truthfully I'm ashamed of him, the little grass.
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Jack Daniels Mizutani @suicidesauce.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
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Jack Daniels Mizutani @suicidesauce.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Meanwhile at my house it’s just me and a staple gun
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Jack Daniels Mizutani @suicidesauce.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
#tadcjax #twcaraccident
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Jack Daniels Mizutani @suicidesauce.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Matthias good at Art ;)
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Razz @razzek.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Living the dream! Was it everything you hoped for? :D #tadc #tadccaine #tadcjax #theamazingdigitalcircus
ID: Caine's little ringmaster body hovers in the air, nonchalant. Bunny man Jax is crammed awkwardly between the two halves of Caine's toothy jaws, his legs and feet dangling out the back. . Caine's earnest eyes rest on Jax's belly, Jax's little bunny tail on Caine's tongue. The bunny man meets Caine's hopeful gaze with a frustrated, long suffering grimace, arms folded judgmentally across his chest.
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Razz @razzek.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
"Hey big guy." They're so awful for each other and I want to eat these interactions like candy! 8) #tadc #bunnyteeth #jax #tadccaine #theamazingdigitalcircus
ID: With the bright circus in a circle of background, Jax the purple bunny man leans casually on ringmaster Caine. He's stolen the chatterbox avatar's hat and has one arm draped loosely yet possessively over his shoulders, yellow gloved hand resting over Caine's chest. Caine is uncertain, barely hovering over the ground, hands tapping nervously together, eyes shadowed by his teeth but still looking shyly at Jax.
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Jack Daniels Mizutani @suicidesauce.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I’m super good at drawing Gore
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Just been diagnosed with diabetes. That's not the fess, the fess is that my first time as a pro domme, he asked me to piss in his mouth, I did, and he promptly stopped the session to tell to get myself tested.
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Jack Daniels Mizutani @suicidesauce.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Is it about armpits
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Jack Daniels Mizutani @suicidesauce.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
You also have to say a brief apology as if you bumped into them in the hallway
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Jack Daniels Mizutani @suicidesauce.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Excuse me, who’s the psychopath here? The volume goes on a multiple of five
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Not sure what's worse: arguing and being annoyed that the wife threw out Christmas dessert on New Year's Eve, that she didn't look up from her phone and notice that I was eating handfuls of it out of the bin, or that it was nestling against a still warm sanitary pad.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
45 y/o, in a nightclub for first time in years. Young lad burst into the toilets & caught me furtively trying to open a little ziploc bag. He said "just a heads up, the bouncers come in here to check for drugs". Couldn't tell him it was my bag of googly eyes, to stick on a poster
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Jack Daniels Mizutani @suicidesauce.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
#politics #abolishice
A drawing of a soda fountain. In the center taped to the ice dispenser is a slightly damp piece of paper on which is written no ice
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Razz @razzek.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Did a wonderful interview with Unseen Potential! They're a blind brother and sighted sister who interview interesting blind folks. Definitely check them out! We talked about being blind, my origins and process, how I get inspiration, and more. It's a great episode! open.spotify.com/episode/42ey...
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Inside the Creative Mind of Cartoonist Razz
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Jack Daniels Mizutani @suicidesauce.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Here is an excellent reason to stop letting other people live rent free in your head. Some of them don’t even know you’re mad.
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Jack Daniels Mizutani @suicidesauce.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
When the Reaper rings the doorbell, you won’t open the door thinking ‘well at least no one privately thought I was weird.’ Be weird now, be comfortable now, let loose now— in your own shitter if nowhere else.
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Jack Daniels Mizutani @suicidesauce.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Disabled person here to remind you that if you think you need an accessibility tool and things are easier for you to do with the accessibility tool, get the accessibility tool. People ask about the frame? ‘Tried it and it’s comfy so I kept it.’ They don’t like it, they can shit in the yard.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
For Christmas entertaining, I froze ice cubes with small berries in them. In a few, I concealed Mentos mints. It was excellent watching people's reactions when the ice melted enough for their Cokes to suddenly erupt for no apparent reason
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Jack Daniels Mizutani @suicidesauce.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Hi my name is Jack Daniels Mizutani and I've always been like this you're welcome Go to Patreon.com/suicidesauce to see all my art Go to Ko-fi.com/suicidesauce to throw me a couple bucks
a header banner for "Suicide Sauce," featuring many drawings and sketches by the artist. In the center, just above the username, is a bloody Jaydee head, mouth open and full of huge sharp teeth.
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Jack Daniels Mizutani @suicidesauce.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
IT'S A WHOLE NEW YEAR and what a great time to pledge a small monthly donation to THE PATREON to help support me as my country spirals deeper into a fascist hellscape! patreon.com/suicidesauce
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Razz @razzek.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
I just wanted to draw him in that dress. #jax #tadc
ID: Hands up and clenched, knees together, Jax the bunny is in a cute anime maid dress. His lip curls in disgust as he glares at his little bob tail wagging happily under the bow tied at the back of his frilly apron.
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Jack Daniels Mizutani @suicidesauce.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Boo looks curiously off to one side, one of her long jowls tucked into her mouth.
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Razz @razzek.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
"Now that you have all this free time, what are you gonna do?" "Well...!" Had the pleasure of rewatching ep 7 and hearing a friend shriek "What?!" at the dinner date. I wanted to know how that would work out. Now we're here. XD #tadc #jax #tadccaine
ID: Cain's giant teeth frame the scene, Jax's yellow gloved hand grasping at the lower set. The purple bunny scowls, square pupils meeting Caine's eyes inside the giant mouth. Caine's huge crossed eyes press one floppy ear out into the light while Jax's other hand grasps at the tongue. Jax grimaces, nonplussed by the predicament he's gotten himself into.
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Jack Daniels Mizutani @suicidesauce.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
… but in addition to speaking to a therapist regarding this behavior, I might recommend finding a more appropriate snack that satiates your need for crunch. I’m not sure what texture you’re going for exactly but you might try Grape Nuts cereal or burnt croutons. Love, a fellow Weird Chewer.
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Jack Daniels Mizutani @suicidesauce.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Seconded, usually I would encourage people to eat whatever they crave even if it’s dirt, but chewing rocks will definitely wear down your teeth and introduce hairline cracks that will turn into cavities or abscesses. A vitamin supplement may help stop the cravings…
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Jack Daniels Mizutani @suicidesauce.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
That's right Daffy, you *should* be careful to clean and sanitize silicone or "skin texture" toys before and after use because their porous surface can harbor bacteria. Just a wipe down isn't enough!
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Jack Daniels Mizutani @suicidesauce.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
#tadc
tantalizing slices of a full color digital circus comic. in it, Jax appears to be saying "you are my plaything." large text indicates this is a work in progress.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Once at a public library computer, someone had left open their dating website profile. I spent two hours rewriting everything with silly crap. Hobbies: painting the inside of saucepans, bog-snorkelling, squirrel taxidermy etc.
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Jack Daniels Mizutani @suicidesauce.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
I steal as many things as I can throughout the day. if I could suck food from other people's mouths I would
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Razz @razzek.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Haven't drawn anything for me since Sept and none of my #ocs since June. o_o Got inspired to draw Blaque at work. He's a very renowned stuntman with a specialty in stunt driving. :D Yes he's buckled in. This guy is always the safest driver on the road when he's off the clock. #furry #oc
ID: Cackling with glee, a calico cat man yanks the wheel of a blue interior car violently to the left. His green eyes are wild, smile so wide that his gums are showing over his sharp teeth. Dreadlocks in oranges and grays fly free of his man bun behind him. His pierced ears flap sideways with the turn's acceleration. Outside the car windows is a blurry smear of yellows.
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Razz @razzek.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
I’m not sorry. :D #silksong #lace #skong #hollowknight
ID: Lace, a bug-like creature made of silk, looks over her beruffled shoulder while she rests her gold pin casually over the other shoulder. One hand rests on a voluminously over exaggerated hip. Her normally fluffy pantaloons are shaped like a massive posterior. Sheer gold curtains drape above the polished Citadel floor.
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