Umm Okay @sugargaze.bsky.social · 13h"it's a historic walled city, called Lucca, in Italy. Why there? Oh you know I just wanted to get away, see some culture, refresh, it was random really...." 020
Umm Okay @sugargaze.bsky.social · 01/10/2026"that pussy too real" oh nyc catcallers, please never change 010
Umm Okay @sugargaze.bsky.social · 28/09/2026telling the Dr (who thinks im cis) no he didnt fuck my vagina only my anus is a new form of embarrassment I did not foresee. 110
Reposted by Umm OkayAnna Phylaxis @quatoria.bsky.social · 11/05/2026I mean, they have actively spent the last several years in a nationwide effort to strip trans folks of the ability to use bathrooms, get an education, play sports, or perform in public, but for some reason we haven't been treating that as a national rights crisis. 514131
Umm Okay @sugargaze.bsky.social · 06/06/2025in South Africa saying someone's in the Epstein files just means they're a really good guy 050
Umm Okay @sugargaze.bsky.social · 30/05/2024I don't actually have gender dysphoria I just got really upset thinking about all my sperm dying every time I'd cum so I leveled up ethically with hrt 270
Umm Okay @sugargaze.bsky.social · 30/05/2024the lights come up and you see two trans girls holding each other crying, surrounded by confused gay men who did not see the TV glowing... 180
Umm Okay @sugargaze.bsky.social · 23/05/2024first AI generated add I've seen in the wild. freaky. 140
Umm Okay @sugargaze.bsky.social · 31/03/2024longing for trans day of invisibility where cis people pretend they don't notice us and act normal just for one day a year 050
Umm Okay @sugargaze.bsky.social · 31/03/2024For those sisters that crack on Easter shall hence forth be known as Easter Eggs! Now go forth and be visible! - Biden probably 160
Umm Okay @sugargaze.bsky.social · 08/03/2024"American politics" and its just 3 of the weirdest Canadians fucking on TV 010
Umm Okay @sugargaze.bsky.social · 26/02/2024when I picked Edith I was like "this is such an old lady name no one else will have picked this name I'm so original", before I fully got into transition and realized I was the least original trans girl alive. I still can't belive its an actual meme. 030
Umm Okay @sugargaze.bsky.social · 26/02/2024changing your profile photo so all the big accounts unfollow 👌 000
Umm Okay @sugargaze.bsky.social · 26/02/2024my first day at the New York Times they made me defend a genocide but I couldn't write over all the noise of burning souls so I just left before they made me instigate one 🤷♀️ 030
Umm Okay @sugargaze.bsky.social · 24/02/2024we woke up in this the marketplace of ideas for sure, it's the valley of death i open up my wallet and it's full of blood... 030
Reposted by Umm OkayFreelander @freelander.bsky.social · 24/02/2024rearranging the mom core wall hanging thingies to make rude or sexually suggestive phrases in the decor aisle at the marketplace of ideas 081
Reposted by Umm OkayKait Richardson 🥔 @thryse.com · 24/02/2024poisoning the Tylenol at the marketplace of ideas 061
Umm Okay @sugargaze.bsky.social · 24/02/2024slipping naked photos of myself onto the shelves at the marketplace of ideas 0160
Reposted by Umm OkayR. Eerie VanBoo-kirk @sotsogm.bsky.social · 23/02/2024When I started practicing in '97, the way sodomy laws worked is the the cops--who you might've thought would be investigating murders, robberies, rapes, and such--would go down to Airline Ave. in street clothes and pick up hookers by the dozen and charge them with Soliciting Crime Against Nature. 3415
Reposted by Umm Okay🏳️⚧️”Fall Futch”🦾 @faefutchauntie.bsky.social · 09/02/2024Swapping my hitachi for my emersion blender just to feel something. 1015225
Umm Okay @sugargaze.bsky.social · 08/02/2024going to buy dorritos so I can one up you all with my crunchy wrap 061
Umm Okay @sugargaze.bsky.social · 08/02/2024is spit and soap not a good enough flavor any more? you girls are really going all out with prep these days.. 060
Umm Okay @sugargaze.bsky.social · 07/02/2024you're not old till you stop calling your wife your girlfriend 040
Reposted by Umm OkayKatharine Ada @temporary.ca · 02/02/2024so much about the so-called top shortage, not nearly enough about the very real phlegmatic shortage 121
Umm Okay @sugargaze.bsky.social · 02/02/2024unironically the whole "trans women = drag queens = transvestites = an obsession with clothes" made the whole not caring about gender expression or clothing really confusing to egg me and solidified my "im not trans" beliefs... but I still gave it my best shot now get out there and be gay 🪖 1100
Umm Okay @sugargaze.bsky.social · 02/02/2024I actually never got turned on by clothes but I tried really really hard 180
Umm Okay @sugargaze.bsky.social · 02/02/2024euphoria boner from living > euphoria boner from clothes 050
Umm Okay @sugargaze.bsky.social · 02/02/2024online is just where i come to be unconditionally positive about myself so if I haven't posted in a while don't worry the mania is never far off 070
Reposted by Umm OkayUmm Okay @sugargaze.bsky.social · 02/02/2024agp is always morally positive, if you're not turning yourself on you're living wrong 061
Umm Okay @sugargaze.bsky.social · 02/02/2024i actually think AI could do a better job rehashing the same dumb opinion 100 times than the so called journalists at NYT. can't they be just a little creative with it? is the economy so bad we cant have even a little new bigotry? 030
Umm Okay @sugargaze.bsky.social · 02/02/2024i really wish i could go back in time and show the younger version of myself what my body looks like now. i think she wouldve been really happy to masturbate to me and holding that memory would glitch my transition earlier for sure ✌️ 1182
Umm Okay @sugargaze.bsky.social · 02/02/2024you ever have one bitchy friend who's just too fried to function but she's never bitchy to you and it's just too fun watching her life crash from one unlikely circumstance to another not to follow along? well, how about that except parasocial? and, like, boobies or whatever. doesn't that sound fuun? 161
Umm Okay @sugargaze.bsky.social · 02/02/2024if you wanna follow someone under 1k who isn't anyone's favorite then you should follow me. why follow someone else's favorite? take control of your life, make your own favorite, no one will judge you. 092
Reposted by Umm Okayאברה (wingeater) @wingeater.bsky.social · 31/01/2024traps tattooed with jaws (scriptchaining) struggle, twining sinuous to loop rid, process, contain, revisit burning thought tangled in blurs it didn't happen sealed in paper; eelstatic prayer like a yellow blot redacting 151
Umm Okay @sugargaze.bsky.social · 31/01/2024if i could vomit and eat my trauma like a dog i think that would fix me 020
Umm Okay @sugargaze.bsky.social · 31/01/2024I have successfully moved all of my mental illnesses from my brain to my stomach I AM HEALED 130
Umm Okay @sugargaze.bsky.social · 31/01/2024as *one of the good ones* I never imagined having sex as a woman. so filthy and male brained to imagine sex eww. I only ever wanted to transition so i could store things in my vagina shelf and say hello to strangers babies. 150
Umm Okay @sugargaze.bsky.social · 26/01/2024pleasures of serving vs the pleasures of throwing on a little rat outfit and still looking hot 🤔 070
Umm Okay @sugargaze.bsky.social · 26/01/2024I guess I'm just spending the day getting ready in the shower listening to Tierra Whack then 020
