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Susan

@sufondue.bsky.social
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Mum to 23 & 20. Does science. Positivity is the crutch of the weak.

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Susan @sufondue.bsky.social · 6h
Instagram has started with the "turn your heating down your bedroom should be a COLD 18°C." When I eventually turn my heating on it'll be set at 18 in the day and turned down at night. How are people being toasty in this economy??
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Susan @sufondue.bsky.social · 6h
Happy October. Might wear a jumper with bats on it
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Susan @sufondue.bsky.social · 19h
Woman let her 18mo toddler run 20 feet away from her on the street so he could charge screaming at my dog while she stood back shouting DOGGY DOGGY DOGGY to encourage him 🙃
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Susan @sufondue.bsky.social · 23h
Thank you SO much @toosurreal.bsky.social The fastest donator in the west!!
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Clint Eastwood's Quick Draw
ALT: Clint Eastwood's Quick Draw
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Susan @sufondue.bsky.social · 23h
I'M DOING A THING. I will be walking 45 miles in October to raise money for Cancer Research. Of you have any spare pennies (in this economy) please consider throwing them at this excellent cause. fundraise.cancerresearchuk.org/page/susans-...
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Thanks for visiting my fundraising page. Bowel cancer is on the rise and is a horrific disease - we lost a good friend to it a few years ago. I’m walking 45 miles in October to help raise money for t...
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Susan @sufondue.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I am very tired and both my wrists hurt which means I've been curling them into my chest again while I sleep like a mangled lil T-rex
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Susan @sufondue.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There is obviously a human woman trapped in this dog. Her name is Denise. She's divorced and her teenage kids are doing her head in. She signed up to bumble but can't be arsed with it.
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Susan @sufondue.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gonna get to Lidl early before they sell out of the high cobs. She said middle-agedly
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Susan @sufondue.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Same build
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Susan @sufondue.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*Nathan Fillion wait/what/confused gif*
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Susan @sufondue.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bobbed into the charity shop while I was in town. Work dress from Oasis for three English pounds 🎉
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Susan @sufondue.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The grind really NEVER stops
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Susan @sufondue.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm having first world problems
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Susan @sufondue.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Up at 5 today, did my cleaning job (it was a tip so a proper 2 hour workout this morning) then picked my big click & collect shop up at 8. Did other shopping on the way home. Got the dog up and fed, shopping away, strupped the bed, washing machine and dishwasher on. Then smug breakfast (porridge and
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Susan @sufondue.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
They should invent an electric car that doesn't sound spooky
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Susan @sufondue.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Bought organic broccoli because it was only 6p more and looked nicer. Full of bugs. Fuck everything
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Susan @sufondue.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Now is the winter* of our discontent** *autumn **endless viruses
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Susan @sufondue.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just been told I'm bigoted against the working classes. I'm a single mum who lives on a council estate who went to her cleaning job at half 5 this morning whose family did the miners strike. You can accuse me of many things but come the fuck on
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Susan @sufondue.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... I'll say one thing for Burnham, he knows his base. Working class idiots.
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Burnham brands ban on football fans drinking alcohol in stands as 'discrimination'
The prime minister opposes the law - in place since 1985 - and believes there is a case to remove it.
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Susan @sufondue.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
More of this and less of *waves hand around at people's general behaviour* everything else
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Susan @sufondue.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If you hybrid work now is the time to book wfh for Christmas Eve so you don't have to cover the office. I've just done it and I was not the first.
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Susan @sufondue.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I am still full of cold but yesterday I did SO many things that maybe this is the key to productivity? Like, I worked 2 jobs and mowed the lawn and painted the porch/over-door thing twice and batch cooked and did shopping and christ knows what else.
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Susan @sufondue.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I had porridge with seeds for breakfast. High fibre bread and veg at lunch. Pasta with loads of veg and lentils now cooking. Nothing bad will come of this.
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Mesmerizing Brown Heart Tunnel
ALT: Mesmerizing Brown Heart Tunnel
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Susan @sufondue.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Look at THE HEALTH. Protein. Fibre. SEXY OILS.
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Susan @sufondue.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So far today I have realised I have a cold, failed at unblocking a toilet and tried to go in Lidl 9 minutes before they open
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Turbo Tuesday: It's Tuesday!
ALT: Turbo Tuesday: It's Tuesday!
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Susan @sufondue.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Having watched every benefit being torn up over the last 15 years it was only a matter of time. And we all new while our taxes went to the triple lock it'd be long gone when we got there
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Susan @sufondue.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My inbox was full of thank yous this morning and someone wished me a great rest of the year.
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Alexis Rose's Iconic Hair Flip in Schitt's Creek
ALT: Alexis Rose's Iconic Hair Flip in Schitt's Creek
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Susan @sufondue.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
At my cleaning job because I couldn't be arsed yesterday. Start the week as you mean to go on; EXHAUSTED
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Susan @sufondue.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Baby shoes for sale. Never worn.
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Susan @sufondue.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Just remembered that at the craft market today I saw 3 women leaving a jewellery stall and one said to another "it's nearly your birthday, just invoice (male partner's name) for your pearl necklace!" AND NONE OF THEM LAUGHED
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Xero Reynolds 41/100 on Patreon @artificer-ind.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Still patiently waiting to be "left behind" by AI rather than it chasing me across every damn space like a slasher in a low budget flick.
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Susan @sufondue.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If you're a woman over 40 and you've never worked out how much protein you should be eating a day, go do it. It's fucking mental. I bet I wasn't doing a third of what I should be. Couple of months ago I did a big dietary change and cranked up the protein. The scale barely moved but I put muscle on
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Susan @sufondue.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The most niche Wakefield thing ever. The SAND AND GRAVEL MAN (CHAMPION OF WAKEFIELD) has had signs in this spot for years, but only text. This year he put his actual face on it - it had graffiti on in days. Now someone has stuck Jane McDonald’s head over his. ART. @visitwakefield.bsky.social
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Susan @sufondue.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We are at a craft market and I have yet again failed to resist big fat pigeons
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Susan @sufondue.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Cottage cheese on olive bread instead of delicious, greasy sausage rolls because HEALTH. Big, fat mocha because SANITY
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Susan @sufondue.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
She has never received an email in her life
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good.
The future pope at a party with a caption “they don’t know I’m the future pope”
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Susan @sufondue.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We're off to see a band and apparently cool kids wear the t-shirts of other bands. So I'm wearing a medusa t-shirt for the "looks could kill tour" and funding it funnier than an it is
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Susan @sufondue.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Snow White (2026)
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Susan @sufondue.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Every single policy that affects the working classes is intended to divide us into smaller and smaller factions and turn us against each other.
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Susan @sufondue.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Someone spilled dog on the chair
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Susan @sufondue.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Just saw this picture of the Fanning sisters and this is the two types of women in unexpected photos. I am forever the lass on the right
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Susan @sufondue.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Look how pretty. And yet when I was midway through telling her she was a good girl for eating all her supper cronchies (kibble) she opened her mouth and a dead spider fell out
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Susan @sufondue.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I have a work thing tomorrow that I was looking forward to but now it might be ruined by the general horribles of society A stranger told me she liked my top today though so there's that
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Susan @sufondue.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Just saw my neighbour outside but couldn't think of a non-aggressive way to ask why their yappy dog barked for 10 minutes solid at 3am with no apparent chastisement
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Foucault's Pudendum @kaitave.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The same cover, but with the "say 'i am alive'" AI meme pasted on top of it after 10000 hours in MSPaint
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Susan @sufondue.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Stupid news alert to my phone just ruined the Sewing Bee final for me SO THAT'S NICE
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Susan @sufondue.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Actually think it might be on the turn. Slinging it now because I'm too working class to get sick from oat milk
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Susan @sufondue.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I've got oat milk in my tea because needs must. I wish needs actually mustn't RN because it's rank
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