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Pumpkin Chatelaine

@suffocatedsplendor.bsky.social
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I've got the jennies (certain je ne sais quois) 🧡💛🤍🩷❤️ Orphan from a dying star

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Pumpkin Chatelaine @suffocatedsplendor.bsky.social · 1h
Yet again, I am able to use my homemade meme thanks to a jeopardy contestant
A version of the "Brasil mentioned" meme but  for Flagstaff AZ with a girl wearing a Az Snowbowl hoodie and an NAU hat while eating a Navajo Taco and drinking a craft beer. The text says "FLAGSTAFF MENTION!!"
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Pumpkin Chatelaine @suffocatedsplendor.bsky.social · 13h
For that lrt, maybe don't watch it first thing in the morning, it is pretty heavy but also so so good
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 14h
And I will not rest until every human alive understands how perfect Jack Stauber's "Opal" is. www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1pV...
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Jack Stauber’s OPAL | adult swim smalls
YouTube video by Adult Swim
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Pumpkin Chatelaine @suffocatedsplendor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They're playing the Damned before Rocky tonight Also there was a girl working concessions with a giant Junji Ito tattoo on her arm
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Pumpkin Chatelaine @suffocatedsplendor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Killing time downtown before RHPS and the bar has Cowboy Bebop o
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Pumpkin Chatelaine @suffocatedsplendor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Listen if my crappy phone cam can get there, I'll send pics
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Pumpkin Chatelaine @suffocatedsplendor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm half tempted to put up flyers around the complex like "Maybe keep your cats and small dogs on leashes or inside..."
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Pumpkin Chatelaine @suffocatedsplendor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In fact today at lunch I watched one of the pair wheeling through the aerials. Living here for them has to be like living at a fast food place with the amount of bunnies and squirrels there are
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Pumpkin Chatelaine @suffocatedsplendor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There's a mating pair of eagles living right near me in a big pine tree, which probably explains that one that was chasing a seagull away a couple months ago and nearly hit me in the face I look forward to your babies, you majestic idiots
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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Paul Fairie @paulisci.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
1904
QUEER FOLKS

Everybody Queer But Us

THEIR FADS ARE INEXPLAINABLE

--The Pickens Sentinel, 14 Dec 1904
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Pumpkin Chatelaine @suffocatedsplendor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Similar vibes - big fan of when a stage pops up in a movie and it gets used for staging or the bit in Luhrman's R+J where Mercutio gives his final monologue on the beach stage It's good it's fun it's camp
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Pumpkin Chatelaine @suffocatedsplendor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have a coworker a few cubicles down who sounds just like John Malkovich which is one of the weirdest things to hear at work
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J-Qweln 🦇 🇨🇦🇨🇴 @jacquelinevalencia.ca · 28/09/2026
A graffiti'd wall with the words, "can't we just fuck and listen to joy division?" There is barbed wire above the wall.
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Meredith McClaren @iniquitousfish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
And illustration of Inigo Montoya from the PRINCESS BRIDE limping towards the audience. His sword in one hand, his other hand cradling his injuries. This is his key scene in the movie, yielding the line 'you killed my father, prepare to die.'
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Pumpkin Chatelaine @suffocatedsplendor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I like going to my favorite bar where the bartenders actually know me and ask how we're doing and care about it. They have been so engaged in the flood saga and it's nice to tell them it's done
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Pumpkin Chatelaine @suffocatedsplendor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My community service work for the day was convincing my old punk coworker to go to OFS and watch movies
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Pumpkin Chatelaine @suffocatedsplendor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My cishet friend with the queer step kid was like "they said they wanted a computer chair for gay people? Do they make those?" And I had to explain gay Internet culture and the memes therein
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Pumpkin Chatelaine @suffocatedsplendor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh my god Please Save My Earth T^T
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Pumpkin Chatelaine @suffocatedsplendor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I like the graffiti downtown
Graffiti on a mirror written in multicolor paint stick which reads "A B C Defund ICE"
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Pumpkin Chatelaine @suffocatedsplendor.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I do love whoever is writing cluees and boards for Jeopardy lately because they're v online
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Pumpkin Chatelaine @suffocatedsplendor.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Pretty impressed, I even figured out how to get cats and not die from it. The sheer amount of concerts would be enough I think lol
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Pumpkin Chatelaine @suffocatedsplendor.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Meryl Streep's 'Groundbreaking.' Sarcasm
Alt: Meryl Streep's 'Groundbreaking.' Sarcasm
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Pumpkin Chatelaine @suffocatedsplendor.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This thing is garbage it gave me "Christmas Red" Oh really? My birthday just gives you Christmas vibes? Fuck you
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
[manchurian candidate activation voice] vriska (vriska)
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Pumpkin Chatelaine @suffocatedsplendor.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It feels very scifi to say my union discord has a memes channel
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Pumpkin Chatelaine @suffocatedsplendor.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Like I know I'm a bossy know-it-all but also it's very funny when I do in fact know what I'm talking about and someone has to come back weeks later and pretend it's their idea
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Well, every time somebody posts this, me & my drummer get tagged, so, preemptively: mountain goats are wild, majestic animals. The Mountain Goats are a band. Out of respect to our namesake, we do lick pee from rocks when we’re in a national park, but nobody ever airlifts us anywhere. We walk home
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Kittea @kittea.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Akira: it's about unchecked power, military and political corruption, self destruction, and the dangers of technology Me: the message is you're not yourself when you got constant aura migraines
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Sihaya 💖💖💖 @sihaya74.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
SAME, WILL, SAME #HannibalRewatch 💖💖💖
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Pumpkin Chatelaine @suffocatedsplendor.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
There is a work whistle downtown in Oly that blows every week day at 5. I like to think that they forgot how to unset the alarm so it just keeps going
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Animation Obsessive @ani-obsessive.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
From: Big Underground Ball (1987), dir. Stanislav Sokolov, Soyuzmultfilm
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Pumpkin Chatelaine @suffocatedsplendor.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I was so mad going in and I came out so much calmer and my buddy was like damn the movies really do calm you down. And I had to agree yes this is why I go multiple times a week.
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Pumpkin Chatelaine @suffocatedsplendor.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I am stressed and angry and a variety of other bad emotions but! I won a free popcorn and soda :) The volunteers are always so happy when I win because I'm there all the time and also I usually whoop it up.
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Pumpkin Chatelaine @suffocatedsplendor.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
And yet, Disney says nothing about the obvious influence of Faust and the fake prince on Aladdin. I guess they already mentioned the influence on Night on Bald Mountain but like
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Pumpkin Chatelaine @suffocatedsplendor.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Per the band "We got in trouble in Tucson for our 100 year old nipple, or her 100 year old nipple..s"
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Pumpkin Chatelaine @suffocatedsplendor.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
People behind me are talking about his probable ex girlfriend who has ghosted him repeatedly. Sucks bro, at least you're at the theater now :)
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Pumpkin Chatelaine @suffocatedsplendor.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
And of course one of the regular volunteers was working concessions and knows my order This is what happens when you go to the theater like 3x a week
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Pumpkin Chatelaine @suffocatedsplendor.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Tonight is a live score for Murnau's Faust and I'd already grabbed my ticket which meant I got passed inside to be scanned. My buddy was working the box and he told the scanner to be careful because I'm "one of (his) favorite people" So you know, I'm basically royalty here
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Pumpkin Chatelaine @suffocatedsplendor.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I just heard a human neighbor arguing with Murray the Cat Neighbor about not opening his door. He's very vocal about it
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otava heikkilä @claystorks.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
likely pair
a digital illustration of an alt/goth woman with dark make up and with complete sleeves and upper body tattoos. she's sitting in a well-tagged train cabin that has bright orange seats and metallic green walls. she's browsing her phone with headphones on. out of her canvas bag pokes out a small, powerfully fluffy white dog with a pink ribbon on its head
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Silly Tally @dreammachinecostumes.com · 08/09/2026
Gayest ex machina
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mcc @dryad.technology · 07/09/2026
This site needs a higher character limit
Me watching Akira in 1995: This is a movie about the dangers of psychic powers

Me watching Akira in 2018: This is a movie about institutional failure

Me watching Akira in 2026: This is a movie about masculinity as a wild, rampaging force

Me watching Akira in 2036 [as mind is being eaten by a SpaceX-branded psychic amoeba]: This is a movie about the dangers of psychic powers
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Pumpkin Chatelaine @suffocatedsplendor.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I do always feel cheated when patron saints are just kinda assigned patronage. You couldn't find a guy who worked in water miracles or was like martyred by forced drowning or shown holding a pipe in icons. Something
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Pumpkin Chatelaine @suffocatedsplendor.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Did you know the patron saint of plumbers was just some dude who like "built the church" but not even physically? Also he was a notorious part of the Conversion in Spain so maybe not the best saint all told. Yeah no reason to know that, not immediately applicable or anything
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Pumpkin Chatelaine @suffocatedsplendor.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
(context is that Shannon is an ex-Mormon as you can see in the lyrics) youtu.be/aTJwnzBvz2Y?...
youtu.be
shannon and the clams - the cult song
YouTube video by Ashley Ince
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Pumpkin Chatelaine @suffocatedsplendor.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I think my favorite of the bands at SSBP that I hadn't heard before might be Shannon and the Clams, which is like full-on mid-60s pop-rock. But they do sing about cults and moons being out of place, so it's like Woodstock happened but they didn't change their sound youtu.be/Hm3cf3jsWNw?...
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Shannon & the Clams - The Boy [Official Video]
YouTube video by Easy Eye Sound
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Teresa (Katy) Castillo @harleygin.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Ayoooo! Josh Groban sang Forever Love while YOSHIKI played on the piano! youtu.be/81hl8dj2TAw?...
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YOSHIKI and Josh Groban Unite for "Forever Love" Japan's Beloved Ballad - Now Available
YouTube video by Yoshiki
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 03/09/2024
the three genders
three squeeze bottles of sauce labeled 
special, Halloween & Mild
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Pumpkin Chatelaine @suffocatedsplendor.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Duolingo owl I fear you have bad intentions for me
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