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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 14h

Keep your Great British lawn and your garden borders secure with the… WEEPING TOMMO™ From the new Private Eye, out now.

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AWOL @sueward.bsky.social · 6h

Seriously, what will the Retreads (good name for a band?) do when RefUK disintegrates?

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AWOL @sueward.bsky.social · 6h

Well, you’re not having mine; it took me ages shelling the bloody things.

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AWOL @sueward.bsky.social · 14h

But KB is the top of their tree, so we can’t expect much from the underlings. They’ve never had to rely on brains. Their strength is laughing while their hands are in our pockets.

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AWOL @sueward.bsky.social · 19h

Possibly the SNP getting into a lather as Scotland moves back to Labour?

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AWOL @sueward.bsky.social · 19h

In the news today. Apparently waiting for parliament to return. I was hoping for an open examination as they did with Bonker. A whole afternoon’s entertainment.

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AWOL @sueward.bsky.social · 19h

It goes much further back than that. 1979 stands out as the beginning of the end for this country. That we have survived was purely down to EU membership and a Labour govt in the middle. Labour puts meat on the bones left by Tories, then they come back and strip the bones again. We are stupid.

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AWOL @sueward.bsky.social · 19h

The Thatcher circle that was closed by Johnson and his excesses. The others are just fiddling about trying to stay afloat. The Tories have rotted from the inside out over many years; there’s no stopping it now. The party is a husk.

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AWOL @sueward.bsky.social · 19h

So the RWM has given up on RefUK. The Tory racists/ misogynists still won’t vote for her.

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AWOL @sueward.bsky.social · 19h

Whether you were English or not was something you pondered only when applying for a passport. Or when playing Scotland. Let’s stop pandering to the racists and treating like they have ‘legitimate concerns’. They are racists - that’s it.

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AWOL @sueward.bsky.social · 20h

This and Christa Pike. America reveals itself finally. Barbarians.

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AWOL @sueward.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Hadrian’s a snowflake so he can FRO.

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AWOL @sueward.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Did he really say that out loud? Stupidity must be infectious over there.

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AWOL @sueward.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Mushroom shaped apparently.

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AWOL @sueward.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

You DEFINITELY take the high ground, moral or not, best place from which to smite one’s enemies.

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AWOL @sueward.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Has Honest Bob reproduced? Please say no.

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AWOL @sueward.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Thank you! I would’ve liked to have met her before she lost all her bits.

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Adrian Littlejohn @yorksfella59.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Bloody hell #Ofwat! Spending millions to get accountants to do *your* job now? Of all the Tories' grotesque failures, water privatisation must be one of the worst. It's time to stop enriching the already wealthy. Renationalise water, without compensation! share.google/C5Ri3DX2WxvG...

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Ofwat lines up independent monitor for troubled South East Water

The water regulator plans to appoint Grant Thornton to a multimillion-pound contract overseeing the utility's performance and turnaround plan, Sky News learns.

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AWOL @sueward.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I know they say that excessive blinking isn’t a sign of lying, but bloody hell, it’s either that or she’s having a fit.

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AWOL @sueward.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

How many times did she say that she was the leader of the Opposition? She verged on ‘I’m leader so I don’t need to know about everything’ several times. (Currently listening to your book, Otto, and it’s very interesting and you read it well.)

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AWOL @sueward.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

The bread’s not toasted. And egg with beans? Nasty.

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Patrick - Here for the craic❗️🤷🏼‍♂️😉 @paddyopatrick.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Farage is hugely concerned that the Treasury isn’t getting taxes he claims are lost because tax dodging super rich are leaving UK Farage & Tice are passionate about tax going to HMRC Fun fact — both of them used off shore tax schemes to avoid huge sums of tax, they don’t see why they should pay it

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AWOL @sueward.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Attending briefings not quite her style. You don’t have a Philp and bark yourself.

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AWOL @sueward.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

‘Buy’ being a euphemism for ‘slipped it into the suitcase with the tiny toiletries’?

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AWOL @sueward.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Think Bonker Johnson - how does he get away with it?

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AWOL @sueward.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Wikipedia reports that he went to a school in Somerset, which he seems to have lied about. He managed to get into Brasenose seemingly on false qualifications.

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AWOL @sueward.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I’d forgotten how nasty Archer was. As long as you remember that he was a Tory, it all comes as no surprise.

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AWOL @sueward.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Yes, John, you’re concerned about the SNP vote share, I understand that, but don’t jump on RW media bandwagons. Be clear about what the PM said. The taxation base will be raised. You didn’t mention that.

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AWOL @sueward.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Oh sod, I miss all the best action!

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AWOL @sueward.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Obviously should be ‘wasn’t investigated’.

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AWOL @sueward.bsky.social · 05/10/2026