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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff

@suellade.bsky.social
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Twice Home Secretary , twice sacked, politically fascist. NOW A DEFORM MP! (Go me!!!). Im in charge of Reading, righting and erm…adding up (parody)

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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 51m
It’s amazing how many people Lice and Fartage haven’t met
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 54m
Ian botham? Racist nob?
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 1h
GBeebies obviously still doing reception level maths 1612+692 /> 8928 Soz
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 2h
Useful idiot
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 5h
What. A. Shame
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 5h
Brilliant article about done very brave and inspirational figures battling the far right snd racism Uplifting Gives me hope www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
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‘Would I sit down with Tommy Robinson? It’s not a definite no’: lessons from people who fought the far right in the 70s, 80s and beyond
Extremists are on the rise globally – but UK activists have seen them off in the past in everything from football, politics, music and more. How did they do it?
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 6h
Is it just me who read that as “a case of crack”?
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 7h
Top first line by robert
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 7h
They are fighting for change! (They couldn’t even change a fitted bedsheet without getting out of breath)
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 7h
Carrie Johnson
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 7h
Or bell end ?
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 7h
Summary: Donny did what his boss ordered him to do
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 7h
Summary: Donny did what his boss ordered him to do
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 7h
Have you been to fighting fantasy fest? Sadly Russ is no longer with us, and I think SJ is in decline, but Ian is still going strong and published a new FF book this year
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 7h
Should look - some are worth hundreds now And priceless in terms of nostalgia
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 7h
Dunno why they asked a boxer about brexit
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 7h
Dunno why they asked a boxer about brexit
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 8h
“There may be trouble ahead” Well, I’m ready to dance! With joy! Do you reckon they’ve heard something?
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 8h
Tommehs won’t have been that expensive It’ll be about the cost of tattooing the leg of an Action Man doll
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 8h
Tommehs won’t have been that expensive It’ll be about the cost of tattooing the leg of an Action Man doll
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 8h
The hitchhikers guide to the Ford Galaxy
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 8h
The hitchhikers guide to the Ford Galaxy
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 8h
Mohammed really is a despicable twat isn’t he??
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 8h
Racist doxxer doxxed Karma is indeed a bitch eh Tommy boy?
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 21h
Kemi doesn’t make mistakes Everyone knows that
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 21h
Makes a change that he’s not just spending his supporters money on nose candyvm
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 21h
Makes a change that he’s not just spending his supporters money on nose candyvm
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 21h
I’d imagine FIFA will be along any minute with a Ferrar rocher on a lanyard
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 21h
Never trust hedgehogs Devious bastards! I found one in my bedroom a few weeks ago Prickly customers
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 21h
Because I’m running out of surfaces to put Lego Batmobiles on
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 21h
And let’s not mention the white trousers
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 21h
Not sure that Honest Bob can talk!
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Not surprised they didn’t win if that’s the way he talks about his candidate
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
NEW HOUSE UPDATE been in more than a month!! -and I’ve just put the heating on Then found out it works and so turned it back off!!
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Moneys woke now That’s ok Nige You can give it all back then
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Bless my soul Kemis was on a roll Undefeated Riding high And the nicest gal Not conceited
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Bless my soul Kemis was on a roll Undefeated Riding high And the nicest gal Not conceited
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
WTAF? followed no doubt by the new reality TV show The Hunger Games The US is becoming a barbaric country
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Keaton is involved
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A black ribbed nobler?
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Very close! It’s the Lego Batmobile from Batman returns! So Keaton and Burton The one from the 1989 Batman costs a fortune now
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Blimey! I’m a huge LOTR fan And I never knew Sauron was married (I suppose the “rings” part should have been a clue
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Blimey! I’m a huge LOTR fan And I never knew Sauron was married (I suppose the “rings” part should have been a clue)
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Can you tell what it is yet?* * oh crap. Can we still say that?
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That was my phone ACing but had to keep it as it made me laugh! It’ll be used to store my ARROWS (I’m an archer)
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The umbrella stand will be used to store my stools
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
No! I’m really happy!
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Maybe a bit niche
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ruprecht is now campaigning to ban vitamins Enjoy scurvy, beriberi and rickets
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ruprecht is now campaigning to ban vitamins Enjoy scurvy, beriberi and rickets
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