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💙Sarcastic 🤪 Suede💙

@suedesaysmagasucks.bsky.social
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⚠️Strong language‼️ Here from Twitter since EM is an asshole. Canadian 🇨🇦 who despises everything Trump and Maga. Fluent in sarcasm, snark and F-bombs 💣 Love witty people and good laughs. Safe space for all but Magats🖕4:20🌿 friendly. True blue Dem.💙

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Michael sisto @sistosterone.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
I was going to tell a joke about water, but it was too tasteless.
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Howard Scott Pearlman @howardpearlman.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
#SaveOurEarth Stop #Trump #Fascism and #BigOil from turning our #Planet into a #Hell !
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💙Sarcastic 🤪 Suede💙 @suedesaysmagasucks.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Does it have to be fireproof?
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💙Sarcastic 🤪 Suede💙 @suedesaysmagasucks.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Eeeee, just look at these little babies!!😍❤️
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 11/01/2025
NEW: Merrick Garland should drop the Florida case and release both volumes of the report. My latest, with a link to email the Attorney General. Please share widely! www.muellershewrote.com/p/merrick-ga...
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Merrick Garland Should Drop the Florida Case and Release Both Volumes of the Report
I'd like to talk about why the DoJ should drop the 11th Circuit appeal of Judge Cannon's dismissal of the classified documents case against Nauta and DeOliveira.
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💙Sarcastic 🤪 Suede💙 @suedesaysmagasucks.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
If you want to see something incredibly cute, do it.👇
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dina Unger @didi4blue.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
MAGA is outdoing themselves in the batshit crazy lies about L.A. If I could bottle stupid and sell it, I could buy an election like muskrat
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💙Sarcastic 🤪 Suede💙 @suedesaysmagasucks.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Tootin' tRump is a gasbag from both the mouth and the rear end.💨
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💙Sarcastic 🤪 Suede💙 @suedesaysmagasucks.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Had me at "beware," lost me at "man."
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𝑀𝒶𝓎𝓇𝒶°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:・🫧 @lepapillonblue.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Convicted Felon Trump, aka “PAB.” Not my President!
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💙Sarcastic 🤪 Suede💙 @suedesaysmagasucks.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Apparently, you both thought and bought wrong.
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💙Sarcastic 🤪 Suede💙 @suedesaysmagasucks.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Boohoo, cry me a river you lying sack of shit, your house still stands while so many others do not, save your tears for them.
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Puka_bear 🌈🧙‍♀️🍉💙📚🌶🐈‍⬛️BLM🇺🇦4B @pukabear.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
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💙Sarcastic 🤪 Suede💙 @suedesaysmagasucks.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Yep, hard to say what will happen when the "president-to-be" can't tell up from down, right from wrong nor fantasy from reality. Kind of hard to predict anything when you have a scatterbrained "leader" who's all over the place.
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💙Sarcastic 🤪 Suede💙 @suedesaysmagasucks.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
😂
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Dean @dinoucla.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
you mean like prison soap?
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💙Sarcastic 🤪 Suede💙 @suedesaysmagasucks.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
I can't tell if the one in the middle is drinking, eating or drowning, lol. What a greedy little thing. Damn cute (all of them), too. @denimlady2020.bsky.social
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💙Sarcastic 🤪 Suede💙 @suedesaysmagasucks.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
But instead it earns you presidential title and a seat in The Oval Office. Go figure.
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Kristian Kiehling @kristiankiehling.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
A COMMUNITY WARNING: The great migration of X has caused Sino-Russian bot farms to refocus their attention on Bluesky and Mastodon. The number of suspicious profiles is currently exploding. Please do not engage until you have checked the profile for suspicious appearance and/or behaviour.
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The Kremlin’s Bots, Trolls, and Influencers
Russia’s information war against the West is a comprehensive, coordinated effort to manipulate the information ecosystems of entire societies.
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💙Sarcastic 🤪 Suede💙 @suedesaysmagasucks.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Ganja talk:🌿 You ever bite into something so sour that as soon as you took a bite your butt cheeks clenched together? 😂
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💙Sarcastic 🤪 Suede💙 @suedesaysmagasucks.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Oh man, I'm posting just after smoking a doob🌿 so I might post some really stupid shit that doesn't make sense or has fucked up grammar or something. If I do, well, now you know why.🤪
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💙Sarcastic 🤪 Suede💙 @suedesaysmagasucks.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
With all the businesses that tRump had go "belly up" you'd think he'd have the decency to hurry the hell up and do the same.😆 Shit, even he agrees!👇
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donald trump giving a speech with the words i 'm donald j trump and i approve this message behind him
ALT: donald trump giving a speech with the words i 'm donald j trump and i approve this message behind him
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💙Sarcastic 🤪 Suede💙 @suedesaysmagasucks.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
fELON47 would say that hundreds of Mexican firefighters arrived in South Cal to bring drugs, bring crime and rape because he's a racist prick who lies instead of giving credit where credit is due. Mexico, thank you, your help is immensely appreciated.
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💙Sarcastic 🤪 Suede💙 @suedesaysmagasucks.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Charlie Kirk and long lost brother Nick Fuentes reunited at last.
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💙Sarcastic 🤪 Suede💙 @suedesaysmagasucks.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
I call him pretty much everything under the sun but I think fELON47 (small f, capital ELON, for obvious reasons) has a nice ring to it. Either that or fuckwad, fucknuts, fuckface...you get the drift.
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💙Sarcastic 🤪 Suede💙 @suedesaysmagasucks.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
It sure is. By a LANDSLIDE.😉
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💙Sarcastic 🤪 Suede💙 @suedesaysmagasucks.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Charlie Kirk has such a square head he looks more like he came out of a box than a birth canal.
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💙Sarcastic 🤪 Suede💙 @suedesaysmagasucks.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Hey Chris and Miranda, read this🖕
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
#EmbarrassmentInChief 🤮
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💙Sarcastic 🤪 Suede💙 @suedesaysmagasucks.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Flatulent tRump farts so much he is the epitome of a human whoopee cushion. Minus the human part.
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💙Sarcastic 🤪 Suede💙 @suedesaysmagasucks.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Maga is so keen on a criminal cult leader being president I wouldn't hold it past them to elect Charles Manson if he were still alive and running.
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naugtynonnie.bsky.social @naugtynonnie.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
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Michelle-in-NS @michelleinns.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
US invades Canada vs Canada invades US
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💙Sarcastic 🤪 Suede💙 @suedesaysmagasucks.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
😂
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Mark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
x X has ~18m daily USA users. @bsky.app, ~1.5m. Is it worth 20 MINS a day to proactively recruit and bring your friends, neighbors,relatives, businesses, anyone who is or could be a user, to @bsky.app? If Bluesky ends up with more users than the others, you destabilize musk, zuck, trump.
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💙Sarcastic 🤪 Suede💙 @suedesaysmagasucks.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
In grade 9 cooking class we had to bake chocolate chip cookies. If done correctly, each student was to end up with one dozen cookies. When I took my batch out of the oven I had only one cookie. One single GIANT cookie. So much for my cooking career (and cookie career, ha ha).🤪
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💙🦋JaneyLou🦋💙 (ClassAwitch) @janeylou.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Yes! Yes! Yes! They need to throw in a bookmark and edit feature too! 🤣
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💙Sarcastic 🤪 Suede💙 @suedesaysmagasucks.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
lol, pretty nifty play on words, if I do say so myself.
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💙Sarcastic 🤪 Suede💙 @suedesaysmagasucks.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Soon, the US will have an outstanding, decent man with compassion and integrity as pres...oh, wait, no they won't, they'll have a greedy, egotistical, douchebag, convicted felon for president instead. Stellar move, Magats, stellar move.😡 Idiots.
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💙Sarcastic 🤪 Suede💙 @suedesaysmagasucks.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
This clearly explains Maga's obsession with tRump.
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💙Sarcastic 🤪 Suede💙 @suedesaysmagasucks.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Okay, this kind of gives age away but who the heck cares, this is some funny shit.
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💙Sarcastic 🤪 Suede💙 @suedesaysmagasucks.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
As much as I enjoy Bluesky I wish they would up their GIF's to include some more adult style themes, the ones they have now are more suited to elementary school children. Seriously, just search "middle finger" and see what comes up (or in this case, what doesn't). We're not five.
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💙Sarcastic 🤪 Suede💙 @suedesaysmagasucks.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
The photographer should frame this pic and give it to tRump to hang in the White House so tRump will have a daily reminder of the who the real presidents were.
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💙Sarcastic 🤪 Suede💙 @suedesaysmagasucks.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
tRump can straight-up fuck right off with his "keep their chins up" bullshit, the only thing these riotous fuckers should keep up is their prison sentences. You do the crime, you do the time. Screw you, fELON47, you belong behind bars right along with your unpatriotic, rioting, buddies.
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💙Sarcastic 🤪 Suede💙 @suedesaysmagasucks.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
This seat is far more fitting for this asshat than the one in the Oval Office.
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Ken Struck @kenstruck.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Someone should inform the morons in the House GOP.
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💙Sarcastic 🤪 Suede💙 @suedesaysmagasucks.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Yeah, maybe because this story "pales" in comparison to the ones the media prefers to share.😒
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💙Sarcastic 🤪 Suede💙 @suedesaysmagasucks.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
The only thing too big to rig here is Mike's obvious lie which stands out like a sore thumb. Landslide? Bahahahaha, nice try, more like kiddie slide, if that.
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The Blue Rose 💙 @realbluerose.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
The best way to beat MAGA is to divide them.
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