Scholar of Y'all @suckerjawn.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I think im not a real girl because I see this and im like yes that is an outfit. It's made of clothes 020
Scholar of Y'all @suckerjawn.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I'm single which never happens so now is your chance to be my first and only DM on this platform 120
Scholar of Y'all @suckerjawn.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I posted this photo to a "who do I look like" Facebook page and someone said "Hispanic Michelle Pfeiffer" 050
Scholar of Y'all @suckerjawn.bsky.social · 16/10/2025My upcoming posts promise to elicit uproarious laughter 2130
Scholar of Y'all @suckerjawn.bsky.social · 02/06/2025I swear to fucking god man, take one more fucking step and I'll respond in a time, place, and manner of my choosing 040
Reposted by Scholar of Y'allthe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 31/05/2025this is incredibly moving to me -- I'm fond of that song (it contains one of Wurster's sickest fills EVER), and like...this is it. This is the place. We're usually far from here but we're from here. Thanks Alex. 430520
Scholar of Y'all @suckerjawn.bsky.social · 31/05/2025Hetting hit on by strangers on the bus, slinging java for big wigs, things of that nature 0190
Scholar of Y'all @suckerjawn.bsky.social · 29/05/2025Read this and for a split second thought "damn, they got the gangster of love?" 010
Scholar of Y'all @suckerjawn.bsky.social · 25/05/2025How do we combat the demonization of empathy? 250
Scholar of Y'all @suckerjawn.bsky.social · 24/05/2025Just absolutely licking out my friends earhole 130
Scholar of Y'all @suckerjawn.bsky.social · 24/05/2025I was just thinking, what is wrong with me? Have I forgotten how to have fun? Then I remembered most od you are often drunk 120
Scholar of Y'all @suckerjawn.bsky.social · 22/05/2025Someone online today got mad at me for calling them a dipshit "without consent" 0343
Scholar of Y'all @suckerjawn.bsky.social · 22/05/2025Welcome to the matchbox! 1800/mo no utilities included. Parking stall for an extra $200 monthly. No pets. No children. No joy. Must provide last 5 years of pay stubs and 50cc of newborn child blood. 900 credit score required 050
Scholar of Y'all @suckerjawn.bsky.social · 21/05/2025Spending 2 hours passionately outlining all the rhetorical flaws in the arguments of the Professional Discord Sower 050
Scholar of Y'all @suckerjawn.bsky.social · 20/05/2025They killed john henry They killed john henry They killed john henry but they wont kill me 030
Scholar of Y'all @suckerjawn.bsky.social · 20/05/2025When youre off Twitter and bloosk for a bit, you lose the brain for it. I just unfollowed a profoundly unfunny and annoying account that like 25% of my moots were following. Im going thru changes..... 070
Scholar of Y'all @suckerjawn.bsky.social · 16/04/2025They fell in love like a neoliberal government turns fascist-- slowly, then all at once 070
Reposted by Scholar of Y'allGrobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 03/04/2025“I don’t give a rats ass” It was never yours to give 9743171
Scholar of Y'all @suckerjawn.bsky.social · 03/04/2025The classical music in public spaces to deter the riffraff thing is so fucking stupid. You think theyre there for the music? You think two guys about to shoot up are gonna be like "yo this music blows, let's split" 040
Scholar of Y'all @suckerjawn.bsky.social · 03/04/2025Just saw a thirst trap where the best looking thing was the wallpaper 040
Scholar of Y'all @suckerjawn.bsky.social · 01/04/2025I think it's called bluesky because you can feel the rainclouds in your brain departing when you log out of X and log onto here 050
Scholar of Y'all @suckerjawn.bsky.social · 31/03/2025I'm logging onto bloosk for the first time in a couple years and discovering was funnier a couple years ago 160
Scholar of Y'all @suckerjawn.bsky.social · 10/07/2023I've been neglecting my bluesk and I hope you'll all forgive me 080
Scholar of Y'all @suckerjawn.bsky.social · 06/07/2023I'm having a hard time posting on here on account of all my friends are over there 270
Scholar of Y'all @suckerjawn.bsky.social · 03/07/2023I'm a little lad who loves baddies and C.R.E.A.M. 060
Reposted by Scholar of Y'allalex 🛸 @dj-laundryy.bsky.social · 03/07/2023when i see someone making a ragey quote post on here: 1327
Scholar of Y'all @suckerjawn.bsky.social · 03/07/2023Sleep is my favourite thing... the best thing in life is being unconscious and not experiencing it in any way 140
Scholar of Y'all @suckerjawn.bsky.social · 03/07/2023Have 4k followers on bluesky is like having 1m followers on Twitter. Thats how famous you are 050